Go fuck yourself.
$3100 for a weekend?
I could rent the entire city of Palm Desert and get a blow job from the mayor for $3100.
Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
I could buy everyone in this thread for $1,695.
a piece? or total?
I'd value each of you between 1 and 5 cents per post (minus fees) depending on overall quality and freshness. And your inquiry confirms you are willing to accept my offer for the whole lot.
what are you buying, exactly?
Where on the SS Coachella is the house located?