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    Whutz good ninjaz!?

    Whot gotz dat ckronik 4 da Kottinmouth Kang (me, Im da Kottinmouth Kang U FAGZ!!) ?!?

    We needz 2 roll up hard and schmoke dat urb in uhrrrrr own CAMP JUGGALOZ!

    We got fat bluntz, fat bitchez in worn-out South Park t-shirts (Respek Muh Authoritah! - LOLROFMLOAO), dirty clothez, missed child support payments at age 19, those ridiculous huge pants with the unnecessary straps all over, the ripe smell of B.O. slathered-over with Febreeze and the cheap cologne they sell at AM/PM, those retarded short-sleeve button down shirts with anime "all-over" screen prints, some stepped-on bathtub meth cut with Easy-Off, probably an iguana or two, memorial RIP tattoos of Bradley Nowell, ....am I missing anything?

    Christ I fuckin hate Juggalos.

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    Batteries to throw. Fuckin jerkoff juggalos! Keep that shit in Michigan & out of Ohio!

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    How could you forget?

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    Hee hee.

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    You also forgot the array of vanerial diseases.

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    So Im assuming youre in Ohio then.
    Isnt that where they have their Gathering of the douchenozzles?

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    I didnt realise how much american juggalos sucked (or get stereotyped depending on your view)

    All the british kids that are into ICP that i have met are just like any other people who happen to really like a particular band/record label. Bit wierd, few inside jokes that no one else gets, but other than that they are all rather cool over here. Im a fan of psychopathic records myself (wouldnt really call myself a juggalo though) and i dont throw batteries at people or talk like the guy in the start of this thread was pretending too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senor Cardgage View Post
    So Im assuming youre in Ohio then.
    Isnt that where they have their Gathering of the douchenozzles?
    Yup I'm in Ohio. Those fuckin idiots lose every venue they have it at because they refuse to clean up after themselves when its over. They leave shit in shambles & tell the venue owners to keep their deposits & clean it up themselves. There have been a bunch of exposes on the gathering with local & state media. Reports of gangbangs & other mishaps. One death 2 years ago when a guy woke up in a drunk stooper walked to take a piss & fell off a cliff in the middle of the night.

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    As I've said before, we have enough trouble getting festivals here without this circus coming to our state. The venue they had it at for a couple years had it at almost closed because they lost their insurance after the death. I can't believe the amount of money they charge to get into this event now. They make you camp in a designated spot & charge extra for camping.

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    when i read the title i thought this was going to be about gigalos and thought the starter just miss spelled it (which i probably did anyways).

    i wish it were about gigalos...

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    One death 2 years ago when a guy woke up in a drunk stooper walked to take a piss & fell off a cliff in the middle of the night.
    Bwahahhahhaahahaahhhaahahah.

    You realize that that means an entire Arby's had to run, wholly un-managed, for at least one shift, right?

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    HaHAHAHAHAhAHhAHhahAH! I wondered why service was incredibly slow that night.

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    Juggalo suck. My lil 16 year old cousin beat the crap out of a hardcore Juggalo that was 25 about three weeks ago.
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    febreeze > patchouli

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    JUGG4LL0 BUMP NINJAZ!!!!

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    man I thought there was going to be a bit of a clustering of juggalos at coachella

    I was excited because I would know where to throw up all of the liquor I had been drinking

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    I have all the Jokerz cardz tattooed right on my fucking face!!

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    "man I thought there was going to be a bit of a clustering of juggalos at coachella"

    most of them can't afford tickets to an event like this..

    This girl who did a brief internship, where I work, was a huge ICP fan.. She wore a black ICP hoody to work and had Insane Clown Posse splattered across the back window of her Chevy Blazer... She lasted about 2 and 1/2 days and then dropped off the face of the earth.
    Last I heard, from her case worker, was that she had been fired from a job as a childcare worker for farting on the head of some kid.
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    fuck the shit outta all you bitchez. a hatchet to all yo faces. dem be some wack stereotypez. juggaloz are about love and spirituality. a real camp juggalo woulda been da phattest shit evaz. but aint nuthin comparez 2 da JUGGALO GATHERING!
    Zack de la Rocha both RAPS and ROCKS, suckaz.

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    cuz yo mama gives me air
    Zack de la Rocha both RAPS and ROCKS, suckaz.

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    This alias is TOO good.
    Alright... I regret the screen name.

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    is this dude for real?
    my only experience with ICP was sending a letter to mudvayne's manager asking them to cancel their rumored tour with those clown makeup wearing slipknot-produced-by-five-year-old twerps. he sent me an e-mail back explaining the whole thing was a sick joke.

    this rap/rock dude posted in another thread about getting some chick so drunk one of the nights this year that he made "sweet jugalo love" to her all night long... but that when she woke up, she freaked... and he didn't even have to share his meth!!

    now I rarely fall victim to being naive, and I can usually smell a cynical alias a mile away... but I'm canadian, and right now we're too busy trying to kill off all the emos and facebook addicts to pay attention to "juggalos". so someone please help me out;
    is this shit for real? are there really people who revel in ice, insane clown posse, and borderline rape?
    and more specifically, is this rap/rock for life guy 'one of them'?

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    ninja, u canadianz gotz beedy eyez an flappy headz fulla LIEZ!
    Zack de la Rocha both RAPS and ROCKS, suckaz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senor Cardgage View Post
    Whutz good ninjaz!?

    Whot gotz dat ckronik 4 da Kottinmouth Kang (me, Im da Kottinmouth Kang U FAGZ!!) ?!?

    We needz 2 roll up hard and schmoke dat urb in uhrrrrr own CAMP JUGGALOZ!

    We got fat bluntz, fat bitchez in worn-out South Park t-shirts (Respek Muh Authoritah! - LOLROFMLOAO), dirty clothez, missed child support payments at age 19, those ridiculous huge pants with the unnecessary straps all over, the ripe smell of B.O. slathered-over with Febreeze and the cheap cologne they sell at AM/PM, those retarded short-sleeve button down shirts with anime "all-over" screen prints, some stepped-on bathtub meth cut with Easy-Off, probably an iguana or two, memorial RIP tattoos of Bradley Nowell, ....am I missing anything?

    Christ I fuckin hate Juggalos.

    Yes you did miss something actually.. starting with

    1. I WANT A RUSTY AXE!!

    2. I WANNA KNOW VOODOO!!

    3. A FAT BITCH NAMED BRIDGET!!

    etc. hahahha.

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    4. and a little sip of Faygo too
    juggalos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    has anyone actually seen a juggalo at Coachella?
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    Quote Originally Posted by brando4n82 View Post
    has anyone actually seen a juggalo at Coachella?
    Bam!

    I've seen them every year since 2005.

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    really i have never really seen a fellow juggalo but i don't really care coachella is a mellow concert i would'nt want it tainted no affiance juggalos

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    I guess tool, RATM and NIN are mellow by Juggalo standards...
    I hope none of you Juggalos have plans for reproduction

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