What will happen to your face?

[breakjaw]

What do you think you will get on your face right before Coachella weekend?

[SojuGorae]

My face will be rocked off

[TheGunslinger138]

Broken nose. I started a fight club.

[amyzzz]

I think every year I've either developed a zit or a cold sore, except last year. (that would be 99, 04, and 05)

[fober]

COACHELLA WILL DOMINATE YOUR FACE

[faxman75]

Everyone who's going to Coachella's mom will be sitting on it.

[invisiblerobots]

[miscorrections]

that's such a great movie.

[kaeso]

i'll probably have some kind of permanent idiot grin, people will assume i'm really a 70 year old man having undergone extensive botox treatment

[miscorrections]

also with my luck i'll develop leprosy and have to wear a bell on me to warn people to stay the fuck away.

[SojuGorae]

Joan Rivers looked better in the first picture

[dalethethug]

as long as my eyes and ears are intact, i'll be just fine.

[amyzzz]

also with my luck i'll develop leprosy and have to wear a bell on me to warn people to stay the fuck away.

+10

[tiffdud41]

where's the "I'll forget to pluck my hairy mole" option

[captncrzy]

SUNBURN

[kennycarly]

Going at 2 broken noses so far (and one of them 'dancing' to rage) I reckon another one is more than likely! Good thing for travel insurance!

[FromTheColonyOfBirchmen]

Noses.

[firesuite]

Oh man..

I was just telling my friend (and fellow Coachella attendee) about how every single time I take a trip that lasts longer than a day to anywhere, I always develop an unsightly zit, in plain sight, the day before I leave.

Of course, with the same level of consistency, the damn thing disappears the day I get home.

This is why I don't believe in God.

[amyzzz]

SUNBURN

This is preventable. Just buy sweatproof sunscreen with a high SPF and keep slathering it on as the day goes on. Also, wear a hat with a decent brim. I personally don't wear sleeveless tops/dresses because I invariably get burned around my armpits and/or collar bone no matter how much sunscreen I slather on.

[captncrzy]

I'll still get burned. Usually in the part of my hair. I can't wear hats-they (along with short necklaces) freak me out. I hate the feeling of something being stuck on my head.

[thelastgreatman]

Last year one of my tentmates had 100 spf sunscreen. Never even heard of such shit. No one got burned in the least. Barely even got tan though. Fuck that shit.

But yeah, I'm hitting the beach every weekend until Coach to keep the zit-age to a minimum and prepare the skin for its battle with cancer.

[vogina]

mmm.

[MonsoonSeason]

wearing hella sunblock on face and arms

[miscorrections]

please, please don't say hella.

[E-rock]

What do you think you will get on your face right before Coachella weekend?

If I play it right, I might even end up pregnant.

[miscorrections]

if that's what you want i suggest having a turkey baster at the ready.

[jimmycrackcorn]

hahaha what usually happens to me is i start off with a nice face and the by the time i get home @ 1 something in the morning i see that sometime during the day i grew a couple zits, and i sit there and wonder how long they were there... its prolly all the dust from the parking lot + lots of sunblock= a zit that you didn't know was there...

[thelastgreatman]

Esteban Vihaio: I would've been much nicer. I would've just cut your face.

He's not kidding, he's gonna cut your fucking face right before Coachella. Bring a drool hankerchief.

[gaypalmsprings]

[Grant]

JESUS. Please be Photoshopped.