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    How do you dorks think Kory and Squeaks are able to afford going to Coachella both weekends? AA Soberchella Pyramid Scheme. Years in the running.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
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    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    How do you dorks think Kory and Squeaks are able to afford going to Coachella both weekends? AA Soberchella Pyramid Scheme. Years in the running.
    1: set up free service oriented get together for like minded people.
    2: enlist others help and allow them to direct carrying out said get together.
    3: ???
    4: PROFIT!
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    How do you dorks think Kory and Squeaks are able to afford going to Coachella both weekends? AA Soberchella Pyramid Scheme. Years in the running.
    Did you say Pyramid? Daft Punk confirmed!
    Oh look it stopped snowing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Media Blitz View Post
    Because AA is still TAKING ADVANTAGE of addicts for financial gain.
    Hahahahahahahahahaha. What a diabolical scheme.

    "I've got a great idea for quick money maker. A self-help group designed to swindle drunks and druggies out of their hard earned cash."
    "Pure genius. An addict and his money will always part. How much should we charge?"
    "That's the best part. It'll be free."
    "Brilliant. They'll never suspect a thing. Who'll run the meetings?"
    "Volunteers."
    "Where will we hold the meetings?"
    "We'll get churches and community centers to donate space. For free."
    "No overhead? Oh man, the money is just gonna poor in. But where will it come from?"
    "At each meeting, I thought we could put out a table with free coffee and donuts. Maybe some tea. On this table we'll place a can or a jar where the addicts can leave donations."
    "So we'll force them to surrender their pocket change at every meeting?"
    "No, it will be voluntary. They'll never see it coming."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zafocaine View Post
    Holy shit I'm a fucking moron...blah, blah, blah
    Okay, for the good of all humanity, I'm volunteering to buy Zafo his first good bump of china white. Not that shit in, pissed on, smuggled in Jesus' ass across the Rio Grande shit. Straight off the boat, careful with the dosage, smell of earth, and the color of bone, white man heroin. It'll be a public service and I'm up for the task.

    Quote Originally Posted by Media Blitz View Post
    I'm calling bullshit on this group *gasp*

    If your group was simply about addicts supporting each other, you wouldn't need the NA/AA or 12 steps tag - It'd simply be a group of sober people keeping each other sober. I understand addicts need this sort of thing, and respect it, but adding in the 12 step/NA/AA stuff just means you're trying to indoctrinate more people into your way of thinking, all under the guise of "need to stay sober? It's either us or you're on your own."
    Well then, I call shenanigans on your bullshit. There.

    Quote Originally Posted by Media Blitz View Post
    Because AA is still TAKING ADVANTAGE of addicts for financial gain.
    I'm sure AA is coasting on the vast fortunes procurred from your retarded cousin.

    Quote Originally Posted by fredbull View Post
    what financial gain?? aa is free......
    ahahahahaa

    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
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    I'm growing my hair out and looking for a compound as we speak.

    Excuse the Brokendoll-esq retort but I used to do a lot of meth too.


    In case anyone may have clicked onto page 4 of this fine thread it's actually about having 12 step meetings at Coachella. We do it every year cause we like it. First post in the thread lays it all out.

    Or

    tl;dr

    http://SOBERCHELLA.com
    Last edited by koryp; 04-01-2013 at 10:06 PM.
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    So where do i deposit my money koryp?
    09-10-11-12-13-14

    Quote Originally Posted by Blaker View Post
    ...you will usually hear House music at a HOUSE (thus the name), Drum and Bass can be played anywhere and requires both a DRUM and a BASS in the song to be apart of the DnB genre, where EDM music stands for European Digital Music and really doesn't need an explanation because everyone knows what that sounds like.
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    See #3 on the business plan.
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    Hey, what the fuck do i have to do to be bought heroin as a public service?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Hey, what the fuck do i have to do to be bought heroin as a public service?
    First you must indoctrinate yourself into this jesus society, and then hand over your life savings to koryp
    09-10-11-12-13-14

    Quote Originally Posted by Blaker View Post
    ...you will usually hear House music at a HOUSE (thus the name), Drum and Bass can be played anywhere and requires both a DRUM and a BASS in the song to be apart of the DnB genre, where EDM music stands for European Digital Music and really doesn't need an explanation because everyone knows what that sounds like.
    "No, No, you're not thinking - You're just being Logical" - Neils Bohr

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    I don't think you can bro, but if you're willing to compromise, you might be able to get Methadone for free/cheap if you buy your own heroin, get addicted to it, and then sign up for replacement treatment. Check with your medical insurance company though cause they might not cover it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Hey, what the fuck do i have to do to be bought heroin as a public service?
    I'm working this out in hurt/heal app right now. Give me a few here.
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    If this was Amsterdam I'd be rolling around in Socialist-grade heroin.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    If this was Amsterdam I'd be rolling around in Socialist-grade heroin.
    You'd be doing it wrong
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    In Amsterdam there's so much of it they'll fork over an osmosis level amount.

    Seriously though, I know you're in recovery and everything, but do you have a number for me?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    In Amsterdam there's so much of it they'll fork over an osmosis level amount.

    Seriously though, I know you're in recovery and everything, but do you have a number for me?
    C22H28N2O

    The trick is the cut. The NPP synthesis is way simpler than it looks.
    Last edited by koryp; 04-01-2013 at 03:31 PM.
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    All the anti-AA rage in this thread is illustrating really, really well why AA stays anonymous.
    Just Say No to eurotrash nonsense. Rock n' roll will set you free.

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    I had to attend a bunch of AA meetings. They're nice and all but holy shit, you expect to hear some interesting stories but NOOOOOOOOO. Goddamn, I know sobriety isn't supposed to be exciting but you can't even tell an amusing anecdote without everyone giving you the stink eye for interrupting the hour of maudlin procedure.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Yeah, I probably wouldn't go to that meeting very often either.
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    Oh shit this thread has gotten funny as fuck
    1 Coachella before I got sober, 7 since. I support both versions. If you wanna do the sober version, roll with us:
    Click Soberchella 2013 for meeting details
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    Also, why the fuck isn't there an AA for people who want to talk about the struggle to avoid doing the wrong drugs for the wrong reasons without having to go through this "the only way is to turn over all decision making" bullshit? Where's the Kinda Alcoholics Anonymous?

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    You should totally start that. I see a bunch of lightweight "marijuana ruined my life" mofos clogging up my NA group and I'm all like "dude why are you here? Go get hooked on some real drugs." We could send them to your KAA groups and save on coffee costs.
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    Whoever said AA is "free" has no fucking clue what they're talking about. It starts as free, it doesn't end up that way. Go read up on the 3 certified corporations that run AA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Media Blitz View Post
    Whoever said AA is "free" has no fucking clue what they're talking about. It starts as free, it doesn't end up that way. Go read up on the 3 certified corporations that run AA.
    well I must be doing something wrong then because in the 6 years I've been attending meetings I have never had to pay..... so..... How do I not know what I'm talking about? I would like an explanation with examples.

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    I pay Kory monthly, but that's so he'll be my friend. AA is unrelated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Media Blitz View Post
    Whoever said AA is "free" has no fucking clue what they're talking about. It starts as free, it doesn't end up that way. Go read up on the 3 certified corporations that run AA.
    This is so incredible, I'd sig it if I had any more room.

    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I pay Kory monthly, but that's so he'll be my friend. AA is unrelated.
    Don't think of it as a payment, think of it as an investment Gunz.
    Last edited by koryp; 04-02-2013 at 04:36 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Media Blitz View Post
    Whoever said AA is "free" has no fucking clue what they're talking about. It starts as free, it doesn't end up that way. Go read up on the 3 certified corporations that run AA.
    Really? Tell us about said corporations that you know so much about. I'm intrigued by your apparent vast knowledge on the subject.
    Oh look it stopped snowing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by koryp View Post
    This is so incredible, I'd sig it if I had any more room.
    Alcoholics Anonymous World Services Incorporated
    General Service Board of Alcoholics Anonymous Incorporated
    Alcoholics Anonymous Grapevine Incorporated

    Go check their tax returns. It's a pyramid scheme. You are volunteering to serve someone else's bottom line.

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    $10 million in revenue, assets valued at $5 million in 2011.

    Yeah, no one's profiting off this. No one at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Media Blitz View Post
    Alcoholics Anonymous World Services Incorporated
    General Service Board of Alcoholics Anonymous Incorporated
    Alcoholics Anonymous Grapevine Incorporated

    Go check their tax returns. It's a pyramid scheme. You are volunteering to serve someone else's bottom line.
    Yeah, wow. They incorporated to protect the literature and serve the members. What's your point? Being incorporated doesn't automatically denote any kind of scheming for profit. Oh wait... Did you occupy something?
    Oh look it stopped snowing...

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