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    Default RILFs

    Rockstars I'd like to ...









    Last edited by kvnty; 09-10-2013 at 03:07 PM.
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip
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    Post a pic of yourself so if they see this, they can decide whether to bone you or not.
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    never
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip
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    Ok just your boobs then. Give these poor rockstars a chance at you!

    Ya never know, it could be fisting at first sight.
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    Fist at first sight. Only in my dreams (so far).
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip
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    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
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    I have sexy knuckles.
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    And my pussy can take a punch.
    Last edited by kvnty; 09-10-2013 at 03:28 PM.
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip
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    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
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    The midwest may be for you.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    And my pussy can take a punch.
    Glad you edited - you read my mind, I was going to ask if you can take a cunt punch.

    PS: Pics or it didn't happen.
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    you're itching to get me banned. I already got an infraction this week, so it won't take much.
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip
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    ^no way, just trying to get you laid by a rock star.
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    I made out with one of the Black Lips in December. Does that count?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    I made out with one of the Black Lips in December. Does that count?
    How do you make out with one lip? Post a photo of you eating dog shit.
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    I'm never going to be able to look at the same way again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    srsly, no RILF sexier in her day than Ms. Harry.
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip
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    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
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    How do you make out with one lip? Post a photo of you eating dog shit.
    I did have to gargle afterward. Also, want to keep this thread sexy, so no poo pics plz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Michael Hutchins?
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip
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    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
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    Fuck yes.

    That boy was dirty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    I did have to gargle afterward. Also, want to keep this thread sexy, so no poo pics plz.
    Since when is poo unsexy?

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    I'll take these two together.


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    Last one for today. I promise.

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    Is the one of the couple Gwen and Gavin?
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    Yes. Have you paid attention to anything the past 20 years?

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    So you know all of the RILFs I posted?
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    I didn't say I have. . .

    . . . paid attention.

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    Looks like you and I are the only two who enjoy this game. Thanks for playing.
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    I think Gue is having fun too.

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