Selling 2x Weekend 1 w/ shuttle passes

[Robin]

Of course, at face value! ($798.00)

Please reply to thread as to why these passes should be yours.
Private messages will be ignored.

[lawdavis]

I have two friends looking to buy weekend 1 passes who are dying to go! This is my third Coachella, and this is the first time they'll be able to attend with me. Where are you located?
-Laura

[Robin]

I was really hoping for some made up sob story.

I'm located in the Bay Area, but I was just going to change the shipping address, and surrender my frontgate account to the person I choose to sell the passes to.

edit: Which means that I'm looking to do a PayPal transaction.

[GuyInTucson]

I have aids.

[GuyInTucson]

And Lou Gehrig's disease.

[Robin]

I have aids.

And Lou Gehrig's disease.

Poor baby! Are you going to be alive by the time the festival comes around? If you are, find me. I'll give you a beer for your troubles.

[Robin]

Bump.
Shuttle lines have to be changed by tomorrow, so I'd like to get rid of these soon.
And I just want to read interesting stories, whether true or fake.

[the walrus]

i stayed up all night waiting at a screen with 2 other people on 2 other computers
the time came, my friend got in 3 minutes before he was technically allowed to.
tension rose
he gets to confirm purchase page almost immediately
me and other friend get in to the waiting area page.
first friends page crashes restarts
me and friend get to info page when it spontaneously reloads for both of us and says no more tickets available
we try for 5 more hours just clicking the buy button hoping it will find at least one ticket for one of us.
nothing.

i just want to go so i can cry tears of joy at some of these sets
they got some of my most desired acts that move me, if i cant get tickets from you i will from someone else
spare me the money and trouble and grant a friend of mine the surprise of his life when i tell him i got tickets at face value.

[the walrus]

please robin im dying over here trying to get tickets for my friends.

[Robin]

Not sure if your story is better than the AIDS one, unless your computer has AIDS. Does it? Because computer with AIDS > Jason with AIDS.

[GuyInTucson]

But I also have Lou Gehrig's disease.

[the walrus]

actually my computer currently does suck ass...
it might be aids im not sure.
i have to disconnect and reconnect to the wireless server every 5 minutes
even keeping up on your single response was a pain.

pleeeeasssseeeee ill buy them today!!

[GuyInTucson]

I just found out I am having my entire colon removed. The only thing that will make me feel better is two weekend one passes.

[the walrus]

ummm my grandmother does have alzheimers,
its actually very sad
but can be comical!
she carried an entire bowl of salad from a buffet to a table because she forgot what the purpose of the whole buffet thing was.
like a giant bowl of salad meant for 50+ people, i was actually surprised she carried it

[the walrus]

i do, in actuality, really really need tickets........
i will write a short sob story if you insist.

[Robin]

Is your grandmother going to Coachella with you?

[the walrus]

Then they opened.
Just like that after 6 long years they opened.
The eyes of my father were wide.
He had been in a coma for 6 years after a grizzly work accident involving a high powered lathe and another victim who had succumbed to his injuries. He awoke 3 months ago.
The doctors were shocked they said it was a miracle.
He's currently paralyzed from the waist down and is essentially a vegetable.
He spent the first month in the hospital recovering and undergoing therapy, simply to regain the use of his arms and speak fluently. During that time all he did was listen to music. He said while he was in his coma all he could hear was Lou Reed's "wild side" playing over and over in his head. He's convinced it means something, and he says it's what got him through therapy.
He's able to get around in a wheel chair very well now, and spends his time at a computer surfing the web. He will never have to work again because of all the money he got from his settlement.

One day surfing he came across the lineup for this years Coachella and instantly decided he had to go, he needs to see Lou Reed he says. With not a moment to spare either! Tickets went on sale the morning after he found out about the fest.
He wants me to go with him to help him around the fields in his chair.
We tried to get tickets, hes very computer savy now since its all he ever does, still nothing.

We need these tickets!
please Robin,
for my paralyzed dad.

[Robin]

Is your dad going with you to Coachella? If I meet him, and he's not in a wheelchair, I'm going to punch you in the penis head.

[the walrus]

Bump.
Shuttle lines have to be changed by tomorrow, so I'd like to get rid of these soon.
And I just want to read interesting stories, whether true or fake.

hes not even going.. im just putting in whatever effort is required
my true sob story is going through hell and loosing sleep for tickets...

ill buy you a beer though for sure

[gracecamille]

Robin! It's me. Remember me? Our grandfathers were in combat together. My pop pop saved your pop pop's life, and he promised that one day your family would repay my family. I'm pretty sure the time has come. My childhood dream of seeing Spiritualized and 2 Chainz on the same day AND your debt to my family can be fulfilled in one fell swoop! Think about the joy we will both feel! Plus I got stacks to throw at you, braj. Lemme know.

[abetterdaughtr]

hey i live in SF and really need 2 tix for weekend one with shuttle passes.
I bought weekend 2 but cant go that weekend.

it would be easy peasy to meet up

[Jeffnlipman]

Last year was my first Coachella.

I was deep into one of my more depressive streaks. I had moved in with someone far too quickly, despite feeling feeling the relationship deteriorate in front of me for months, now sleeping on couches. My only true friends at this point being Jameson and Marlboro 27s. Dropping out of medical school appeared to be on the horizon (three more years, plus residency, fuck that.) Life was pretty bleak. Sexless, and bleak.

I was lucky enough to have a childhood friend in California with an extra pass, a car, and a tent. Given my self-destructive streak, and last year's lineup, I decided to take a long weekend, despite a test the following week.

I don't fully comprehend what happened that weekend, but I can only describe it as awe-inspiring. I remember stepping out of the car friday afternoon, the sunshine, the mountains, palm trees, painting a landscape in front of me, a work of art in and of itself. Blanketed in the happiness of beautiful people around me, my cynism and anxiety began to melt away. The lack of both physical confrontation and humidity rivaled no social gathering I've seen before. Somewhere, between Childish Gambino Super Tall Paul and Wild Beasts, I found myself. I found a contentedness with life and the decisions I've made, to consciously start living a more optimistic, productive life. It's an experience I think about daily. Something about that trip "realigned" me.

2013, despite multiple computers, and hours of frontgate crashing, I was not able to get passes. The girl I am with now deserves a vacation, and I'm determined to take her. I hate to feed the scalpers, but I'm going to my 2nd Coachella. So if my sob story wasn't to sobby....hook a brotha' up?

-Jeff

[sithlord]

I have been to every single Coachella. Every single one, since 1999. This is the first time I was unable to get tickets. An old friend is getting married during weekend 2 and I am unable to attend the festival that weekend as a result, so I really need to get weekend 1 passes.

Please help a lifer and his girlfriend! We'd love to purchase your tix from you.

-T

[TheRotten42]

I banged a chick who said she had a weekend one ticket for me, turns out she only had crabs and a blue waffle.

[GuyInTucson]

She already sold them you fucking assholes.

[TheRotten42]

She already sold them you fucking assholes.

Want to sell me yours?

[Robin]

She already sold them you fucking assholes.

That doesn't mean the stories should stop, jerk!