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    Default Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    CLEAR YOUR PM BOX! REMEMBER THAT SENT MESSAGES COUNT TOO.


    Love, Supre

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    ttthe bbboardie
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I finally made it through a listen of Sun Kil Moon - Benji and had put it on maybe 4 times til I could finally feel mentally like, "just fuck it just let this guy blabber on" while I'm doing paperwork .
    last.fm, if you care

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    Dude, FB is married.
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    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    Homophobic SLAM!!!! by the zzz.

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    Clear. Call next time.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    The Thread In Which Amyzzz Is the Funniest

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    Is clearing ones PM box a new euphemism which I may not be up to speed on? And shouldn't that be a private matter?
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    Clear. Call next time.
    I did, you didnt pick up.

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    Quote Originally Posted by koryp View Post
    Is clearing ones PM box a new euphemism which I may not be up to speed on? And shouldn't that be a private matter?
    AGAIN, FB is married. Only his wife should know about his box business.
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    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    The Thread In Which Amyzzz Is the Funniest
    well that didn't last long

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    Well clearly they are more European about such things than you and I Mrs Zzz.
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    ok, how about, the first post reads like one of Patrick's first high school love notes.
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    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    No arguments here.
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    tttttttoday, junior
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    tttttttoday, junior
    /thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I finally made it through a listen of Sun Kil Moon - Benji and had put it on maybe 4 times til I could finally feel mentally like, "just fuck it just let this guy blabber on" while I'm doing paperwork .
    last.fm, if you care

    Twitter, if you dare

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    Woah woah woah, GPS. What the hell are these?
    Oh look it stopped snowing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeaks View Post
    Woah woah woah, GPS. What the hell are these?
    Yeah only now just noticing strings of pearls attached to cake by what appears to be sink drain plugs?
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    Yeah only now just noticing strings of pearls attached to cake by what appears to be sink drain plugs?
    Yes, ThatGirl, they do look like drain plugs...but I suspect that they are something much more heinous than that.
    Oh look it stopped snowing...

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    Quote Originally Posted by Squeaks View Post
    Yes, ThatGirl, they do look like drain plugs...but I suspect that they are something much more heinous than that.
    Can't stop giggling.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    Paul, your line up image is linking to the SS coachella. You shoudl clear your cahce and re link.
    Fatbastard you shoudl clear your cahce and re message.

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    Dear Fatbastard,

    Last night I had a pizza encounter that was greasier than my wildest pizza fantasies could ever have hoped for. It began, like the best pizza encounters, innocently enough on your run of the mill Monday night. I was gearing up for work, trying to decide what exactly I would eat before, and later on, during my shift. Many ideas ran through my head: maybe get a burger now and a sub for later, or perhaps some kind of gyro situation. That's when I noticed a character on the T.V. show I was watching indulging in a thick, creamy slice of that fabled Italian pie and I knew instantly where my stomach's heart lay. Alas, I still had many decisions left to make: from where should I acquire this delectable treat and what toppings should I garnish it's lactose exterior with? Should I go for some deep and dirty from the somewhat sketchy but always satisfying local family joint, or settle for the no frills of a Little Cesars five dollar holler? Would I settle for the classic standby of pepperoni, or explore the exotic seas of Hawaiian style. All perfectly sound options, but nothing very titillating. Finally, while browsing Google maps for nearby joints, a gem hidden in plain sight caught my eye: Luigi's, our town's top rated pizza joint. This was surely the finest pizza in town, but one that comes at a heftier price than most others. Recalling the rough weekend I had just had, I decided it was time to treat myself right and pursue this well endowed saucer of full succulent flavor. The topping: sausage. Simple, elegant, refined. The first bite hit my mouth like a meat tornado. Ecstasy! Soon I was devouring the rest of the slice in breathless chomps, indulging in my deepest whims of pizza lust. Before I knew it, half the pizza had disappeared, and it was only with a remarkable act of self restraint that I was able to suspend my feast. But my story doesn't end there. As the night wore on, the pizza cooled down, but the fire in my belly raged just as strong and I gradually ate the rest of the pizza, slice by slice, at opportune moments throughout the long, frost tinged night, prolonging my pleasure for as long as I was capable. Come the morning, I discretely slipped the empty box into the trash and went on with my life, no one any the wiser about my indulgent tryst.

    Sincerely, SlatheredInCheese
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    Dear SlatheredInCheese,

    Well, I don't know about fatbastard, but you had my taste buds reeling at, "The first bite hit my mouth like a meat tornado."
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    YES.
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    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    FB has good taste in mmusic.....Just saying ....cr****
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    I fear this thread will have negative repercussions into the fitchella thread.
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    Dear FB,

    Will I be meeting you this spring? I believe we met once before with Supre, but that was so long ago. My memory is fading.

    Just hoping,
    Alessandra

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    I would like to meet FB as well.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    Well don't expect to get too acquainted with his "PM box", super has already planted his flag.
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    Default Re: Dear, Fatbastard (tthe boardie)

    Can we use some of that Rolling Stones money to get more capacity for messaging on here? Shit is redonk.

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