Top 10 Members of the Coachella Message Board That I Want to Have a Snuggle-Fest With

[algunz]

I think Courtney is going to be back pedaling a lot in here. I never expected to make the list, but this is very different than the Homo-Hetero Island list. It's hard not to take it a little personal.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Gunz, you'd be #1 on my list if I was cheesy enough to make one.

[BROKENDOLL]

Also Randy, it should be noted that I believe it is a scientific fact that cuddling between two super duper skinny people is not awesome because you knock bones. However, obviously I don't really have that problem and probably have enough padding to cover all bases.

Knocking bones is one step closer to getting laid though.

[algunz]

Ah shucks, thanks creepy. I couldn't make a list, because it's sort of a love/hate thing with the lot of you.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Fuq h8rz

[bmack86]

I think Courtney is going to be back pedaling a lot in here. I never expected to make the list, but this is very different than the Homo-Hetero Island list. It's hard not to take it a little personal.

Can't backpedal from #1.

[TomAz]

Gunz, for what it's worth, if I made a list of Top 10 Board Members Whose Butt I Want to Grab, you'd be way up there, just behind Byran.

[suprefan]

Don't we have this thread? Hetero/Homo Island needs to return...

[bmack86]

Gunz, for what it's worth, if I made a list of Top 10 Board Members Whose Butt I Want to Grab, you'd be way up there, just behind Byran.

I think that's supposed to be me. And yes, I do have a grabbable tush. But I would definitely give Gunz a squeeze.

[RotationSlimWang]

Gunz has offered her ass to me before--it's not that enticing.

[TomAz]

You are free to make your own list.

[chairmenmeow47]

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[algunz]

Gunz has offered her ass to me before--it's not that enticing.

I offer my ass to everybody. It's there for the taking. Sadly, there's not much left of it anymore.

[BROKENDOLL]

I offer my ass to everybody. It's there for the taking. Sadly, there's not much left of it anymore.

Is there at least a hole???

[Neighborhood Creep]

Ill take what I can get

[algunz]

You'll just get Jim's sloppy seconds.

[guedita]

Whatever.

[algunz]

Gue, I know you'd make a great snuggler. I should have taken advantage when I had the chance. I just wasn't in the right state of mind at the moment.

[BROKENDOLL]

Gue, I know you'd make a great snuggler. I should have taken advantage when I had the chance. I just wasn't in the right state of mind at the moment.

Right state of mind to snuggle with Guedita? Pfft, just toss back a handful of ecstasy and chase it down with some Everclear.

[algunz]

That was the problem last time, BD. My timing and amount was a bit tweaked.