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    It would seem its important to qualify the ammount of shit.

    Carl Craig - wet fart
    Everything but the Girl Reunion (old folky and new electronic set) - full on crap
    Burial (is this even possible) - full on crap
    Nina Simone Hologram - change my pants twice, stay home from work
    Danny Tenaglia Marathon Set, his own tent, all day, with guest live vocalists. - wet fart
    Ror Shak (have they ever played live) - full on crap
    Sunny Day Real Estate - full on crap
    Leftfield (I missed out) - wet fart
    Jill Scott - skid marks
    Stacey Pullen - wet fart
    Venetian Snares - full on crap
    Bloc Party - skid marks
    TV on the Radio - skid marks
    Jeff Buckley (I know, I know, I know) change my pants twice, stay home from work
    KLF - guns, lighting money on fire, sheep, nuns, the works. - Full on crap
    Unkle - Wet fart
    Cold Cut - Wet fart
    Beth Orton - Wet fart
    Pearl Jam - Skid Marks
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    Rustie. Donno if I'd shit myself but definitely thought he was going to be there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FreshLaundry View Post
    Rustie. Donno if I'd shit myself but definitely thought he was going to be there.
    Me too.

    Also, to answer the question, raw meat.

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    daft punk

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    Prepare your anus for what people are about to do to you in this thread. I'm sorry, dude.

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    The Beatles
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    Quote Originally Posted by igotmyxomatosis View Post
    Prepare your anus for what people are about to do to you in this thread. I'm sorry, dude.
    yes, prepare your anus for shitting.
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    Holy Fuck

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    Thanks for this thread because we all give a shit.

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    the only band that matters -

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    I don't think any band or musician could inspire me to shit myself...not even Daft Punk or David Bowie.
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    Nickelback inspires me to shit...but not in the "good" way that yall seem to be expecting?

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    Underworld
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    Primus.....playing at the same time as RHCP

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    refused

    oh wait that actually happened didnt it?


    ummmm i'll go with boredoms. probably top of my want-to-see-at-coachella list. would be awesome if the fest could work with them to present something really unique for their set, something that would sorta blend the line between the stage and the crowd. kinda like waters did in '08 but not as grandiose. either way their set would destroy and they'd leave the stage with alot of new fans im sure
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    This would have been pretty fuckin cool...



    I also wish Big Boi was playing - especially if he brought Phantogram & Little Dragon with him. If those two got sets too, I might have worn diapers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lostatlimbo View Post
    This would have been pretty fuckin cool...



    I also wish Big Boi was playing - especially if he brought Phantogram & Little Dragon with him. If those two got sets too, I might have worn diapers.

    Yes! Would totally shart for Byrne & St Vincent or Big Boi with Little Dragon.

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    The Knife changing their mind and giving the USA some love
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    Eric Prydz. 'Scuse me for a minute...
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    but dude, these guys are talking about wizards piss, they're already in danger mode.

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    I think I would piss myself (only because I would post up on that stage all day and never take a bathroom break) if Jim James were playing...
    Janelle Monae, Spiritualized, Loco Dice, Cloud Nothings, Paul Kalkbrenner, Blur, El-P, Kurt Vile, Nick Cave, Sigur Ros, Moby, Grizzly Bear, The Shouting Matches, Four Tet, Modest Mouse, Japandroids, Savages, Jessie Ware, Booka Shade.

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    Metamucil
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    Sinclair i applaud you for this...very funny

    I'd say Outkast or Daft Punk would def make me turtle

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    But seriously, you haven't seen everything until you've seen The Impotent Sea Snakes live.
    Friday: Sparks, Jello Biafra ..., FOALS, Beach House, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, blur
    Saturday: Wild Nothing, Portugal. The Man, Violent Femmes, Franz Ferdinand, Yeasayer, Descendents, Moby, Grizzly Bear, Hot Chip, It's New Order, bitch!
    Sunday: Cloud Nothings, Tanlines, OMD, Paul Oakenfold, Grimes, La Roux, Eric Prydz, Nick Cave

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    Holy shit. You weren't kidding. The video with the chick and the syringes made me sick to my stomach

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakedeez View Post
    Holy shit. You weren't kidding. The video with the chick and the syringes made me sick to my stomach
    I would get banned from the boards if I posted the pics and vids from their shows.
    Friday: Sparks, Jello Biafra ..., FOALS, Beach House, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, blur
    Saturday: Wild Nothing, Portugal. The Man, Violent Femmes, Franz Ferdinand, Yeasayer, Descendents, Moby, Grizzly Bear, Hot Chip, It's New Order, bitch!
    Sunday: Cloud Nothings, Tanlines, OMD, Paul Oakenfold, Grimes, La Roux, Eric Prydz, Nick Cave

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    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    I would get banned from the boards if I posted the pics and vids from their shows.
    OMFG.....

    hands down this wins .....thanks kvnty (found new guilty pleasure)
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