Selling...uhh...candy at the festival

[Wuzzy]

Who wants candy???

[bemerritt]

sell and you will eventually get nabbed by an under cover. that simple.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Go to EDC if you want skittles you fucking fruit

[chbludevil]

I'm not sure if I've ever seen skittles being sold at Coachella. I think my friend might have bought some sour patch kids last year though, one of those large bags for like 5 bucks. I see the same size bags at 7-11 though for like $2.50. In my opinion your better off buying some skittles and just bringing them in, I'm pretty sure all types of candy is allowed in the festival, but I would advise against bringing chocolate with you because it can get pretty hot outside and will most likely melt.

[thizzin my brains out]

NARC

[Wuzzy]

Hmm I didn't mean candy or skittles literally lol!

[Mike Litoris]

One time I bought a Snickers bar at Coachella, but by the time I got around to eating it, it had already melted. I wasted 2 fucking dollars on that thing, but damn I really wanted a Snickers. Maybe next year I'll buy gummy worms, I don't think those melt. Or do they? How much do you think gummy worms go for? I mean, I love gummy worms, but fuck I don't want to waste all my money on them.

[Coachella Bound]

Hmm I didn't mean candy or skittles literally lol! I was using them as code words for contraband (pills).

Why use code words at all? This is the internet doofus...

One time I bought a Snickers bar at Coachella, but by the time I got around to eating it, it had already melted. I wasted 2 fucking dollars on that thing, but damn I really wanted a Snickers. Maybe next year I'll buy gummy worms, I don't think those melt. Or do they? How much do you think gummy worms go for? I mean, I love gummy worms, but fuck I don't want to waste all my money on them.

the real question is at what temperature do gummy worms melt?

[bemerritt]

Hmm I didn't mean candy or skittles literally lol! I was using them as code words for contraband (pills).

ya, we know

[bobert]

I'm not sure if I've ever seen skittles being sold at Coachella. I think my friend might have bought some sour patch kids last year though, one of those large bags for like 5 bucks. I see the same size bags at 7-11 though for like $2.50. In my opinion your better off buying some skittles and just bringing them in, I'm pretty sure all types of candy is allowed in the festival, but I would advise against bringing chocolate with you because it can get pretty hot outside and will most likely melt.

This is good advice about the chocolate. If you try and smuggle in dark chocolate people will just think you're a fecal freak licking your own diarrhea off your fingers. And if you try and smuggle in white chocolate, well just ask Vanessa Hudgens how that worked out for her...

[chbludevil]

Oh gotcha, well If anyone has a headache I am sure there are plenty of places in the festival to buy advil/tylenol/ibuprofen, etc. so you don't have to worry about selling them to anyone. Plus don't you think its kind of a dick move to sell pills to people who have headaches, I'd just be a nice guy and give them away for free.

[bemerritt]

the real question is at what temperature do gummy worms melt?

depends if you soak them in vodka first

[thizzin my brains out]

You can't get in trouble for selling something if you give it away instead.

[Wuzzy]

Har har

[algunz]

Free is best.

[HumanRobot74x]

any chance this is your twitter handle?

[Wuzzy]

Nope!

[TomAz]

Hmm I didn't mean candy or skittles literally lol! I was using them as code words for contraband (pills).

OH WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT

[Wuzzy]

Geez, there are a ton of douchebags in this forum!

[bemerritt]

wuzzy, how old are you?

[JustSteve]

A drug dealer calling people douchey. Ha!

[Wuzzy]

Old enough to piss and poo on my own!

[chbludevil]

A drug dealer calling people douchey. Ha!

A guy named wuzzy who calls drugs 'skittles' calling people douchey. HAHA!

[Mike Litoris]

Old enough to piss and poo on my own!

Fantastic, I achieved that milestone when I was 4.

[bemerritt]

what acts are you most looking forward to?

[chbludevil]

Fantastic, I achieved that milestone when I was 4.

Mike, you didn't start peeing and pooing on your own until you were 4?? I'm pretty sure most babies start going potty and making poo on their own within the first few days of being born. You must have been really backed up! LULZ

[Wuzzy]

Fantastic, I achieved that milestone when I was 4.

Actually, I still need help wiping!

[Coachella Bound]

Actually, I still need help wiping!

You get the mid day itchy butt?

[Mike Litoris]

Mike, you didn't start peeing and pooing on your own until you were 4?? I'm pretty sure most babies start going potty and making poo on their own within the first few days of being born. You must have been really backed up! LULZ

We had to move after that day...

[Wuzzy]

what acts are you most looking forward to?

Friday: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Tegan and Sara, Bassnectar, Dillon Francis, Wolfgang Gartner, Tommy Trash, Nicky Romero, Jurassic 5, Seth Troxler, Thomas Gold!

Saturday: Moby, Postal Service, Knife Party, Puscifer, 2Chainz, Kill the Noise, Bingo Players!!!

Not as excited about Sunday's lineup with the exception of La Roux, Wu-Tang, and Red Hot!