The Annual Nothingman Pre-Party Thread

[nothingman00]

Hey Zach,
What alcohol would you recommend to get me buzzed enough to be social but not taste all alcohol-y? Not saying I would drink it, but just for s&g's. I don't know about speed.

Hmmm... I suppose vodka and cranberry juice is the least alcoholic tasting, but if you don't enjoy alcohol, don't drink. I envy you for NOT having a taste for alcohol. I suppose you dislike wine and beer? champagne?

[downingthief]

All three, of course. Because you're a hot commodity, and everyone should get a piece.

You are now officially on my, "I adore Thee" list.

[nothingman00]

Damn Adam, you did set the cute bar pretty high with that. Fucker.

[kimery08]

amy, i suggest top shelf vodka.
top shelf makes a huge difference.

[thinnerair]

vodka cranberry is probably best bet.
stoli raspberry and cranberry juice is the weakest tasting but still has a kick.
a nice kick. to the liver.

[kreutz2112]

zzz, as far as alcohol goes I would drink something mixed with vodka (tonic, redbull, cranberry juice, etc). Or, you could just shoot vodka and go through pain for a shorter period of time.

[Courtney]

Damn Adam, you did set the cute bar pretty high with that. Fucker.

I think Adam and Zach should have a cute baby face-off, wherein they will each post pictures which board members will then deliberate on and arrive at a decision to crown the ultimate cute Coachella board baby.

That, or we could just say that they're both incredibly, unbelievably, making-me-think-I-might-not-hate-babies-so-much cute.

Hmmm... I suppose vodka and cranberry juice is the least alcoholic tasting, but if you don't enjoy alcohol, don't drink.

I agree with this on both counts.

[amyzzz]

Hmmm... I suppose vodka and cranberry juice is the least alcoholic tasting, but if you don't enjoy alcohol, don't drink. I envy you for NOT having a taste for alcohol. I suppose you dislike wine and beer? champagne?

I don't like anything I've tried. Those Mike's Hard Cranberry things are passable I guess. I feel so un-grownup because I can't drink.

[nothingman00]

A baby face-off, huh? Hmmm... Let me discuss this with my daughter's agent.


(on hold music)

Damn agents...

[kreutz2112]

I don't like anything I've tried. Those Mike's Hard Cranberry things are passable I guess. I feel so un-grownup because I can't drink.

It doesnt matter, just come as yourself (unfucked-up) and see how that goes. If it sucks bring along a half ounce of mushrooms or something.

[SubBass49]

<~~still voting for a motel/hotel parking lot bash...that way those of us with under-agers in tow dont miss out (I've got my 16 yr old kid brother coming to his first Coachella this year).

[amyzzz]

Who would be driving our asses there & back by the way? Maybe I should just be the designated driver from the campground. We have a mini-van.

[kimery08]

fuck it. i say you take shots. it'll be gross for 5 seconds and then its over. and considering you dont drink, you wont need to take more than 3.

[nothingman00]

Yeah, take some Buttery Nipples or something. They actually taste decent.

[TomAz]

Amy, just bring your own cactus juice and bring it in to the bar. Don't forget the immodium. Good times!

[Hannahrain]

Amy, meet lambic.

It won't be easy to find when you're at a bar or restaurant, but it'll be good to bring to parties and et cetera.

[jimmycrackcorn]

i'm down for the parking lot or the bar and am looking forward to lurking in person not just the chatroom...

[SubBass49]

Lambic Frambois is NICE stuff. Hard to believe it's actually considered a beer. Tastes like raspberry soda.

[SubBass49]

Oh...and added bonus of parking lot motel parties...cheaper drinks

[TomAz]

if management will tolerate it. All it takes is some cranky old bitty complaining at 9:15 and oops, party's over.

[Hannahrain]

Lambic Frambois is NICE stuff. Hard to believe it's actually considered a beer. Tastes like raspberry soda.

Yeah. The peach is excellent, too, and zzz can drink it and not feel like a fourteen year old.

[SubBass49]

The motel we always stay at (Motel 6 in Palm Desert) has no residential neighbors...just a Del Taco and another motel. Good open spot for such festivities. That's why we stay there every year.

[Courtney]

Oh...and added bonus of parking lot motel parties...cheaper drinks

Just be careful about choosing which motel. Last year I was hanging out with maybe 5 or 6 people in the parking lot of Motel 6 in Indio (where I was staying, by the way), and this police car was driving around the parking lot and pulled over by us and told us we had to "move our party elsewhere." And it wasn't even a party.

[amyzzz]

Amy, just bring your own cactus juice and bring it in to the bar. Don't forget the immodium. Good times!

I was going to say that, but decided against it.

Anyway, I don't need immodium for mescaline--immodium works well with E and 2-ci. Ginger is pretty good for mescaline since all I get is a gurgly stomach. mescaline though, even if drinking that shite is the absolute foulest task on earth.

[Michelle]

Are you highjacking the bar meet-up thread, nothingman?

yes, my thread got jacked. i'll be checking back at this thread to see of any plans. i'm down for whatever. probably won't stay out too late to rest up for day 1 and all the heat and glory of it all!!

[SubBass49]

Motel 6 in Palm Desert...hopefuly if enough people show up it'll be poppin'...otherwise, fuck it...I'll probably drink some beer and crash out for the evening.