Worst way to die?

[mittens4kittens]

There are some pretty crappy ways to go...

[humanoid]

winehousing?? I like it!

[dontfeedthebird]

winehousing?? I like it!

well if it means dying, then i don't.

[boarderwoozel3]

Thank you bir-duh.

[zenidogx]

Thank you bir-duh.

was that a Bambi reference?

[cooperb1]

winehousing? is that all the above with crashing added

[MissingPerson]

Buried alive? Where's the buried alive option? That would blow.

[gaypalmsprings]

Jack Johnsoning

[fatbastard]

Posting on this board?

[frozen pilgrim]

I'm going to go with ancient roman style impalement. tie you hand behind your back and your ankles together, then get pushed/tripped over, landing sternum-first on a somewhat blunt wooden pole about six inches wide sticking about 18 inches out of the ground.

[frozen pilgrim]

although given the available options, I picked winehousing. I don't know why anybody smokes crack.

[shakermaker113]

eaten alive should be an option.

[SFChrissy]

burning is pretty instant but if you are stabbed to death it could litteraly take you days to bleed to death which would be painful and full of mental bullshit...if I'm gonna die lets make that shit happen fast...

[shakermaker113]

burning is pretty instant but if you are stabbed to death it could litteraly take you days to bleed to death which would be painful and full of mental bullshit...if I'm gonna die lets make that shit happen fast...

burning is instant? I guess it depends on how hot the fire is, but I would imagine a few minutes to a few hours of pain before death.

I've thought about the stabbing thing before though. same if you get shot in the chest. while you might black out instantly, your brain will be active for a short time. maybe you wouldn't feel anything during that time. maybe it'd be like dreaming. or maybe it'd be excruciating. I can see it happening either way, but I'd rather not find out.

what about falling from a high distance? adrenaline rush, followed by a sudden and extreme pain. ouch.

[allyjoy]

what about falling from a high distance? adrenaline rush, followed by a sudden and extreme pain. ouch.

Depending on how high of a ledge or building you're jumping from, you die before impact.

[MissingPerson]

Is that really true though? I always figured it was a myth. I mean, they can't really ask people for a review afterwards...

[garrett222]

Stabbing sounds painful..extremely painful...but i think you might go numb and just feel cold. Burning though, there's going to be about 30-60 seconds of intense pain i do not want to feel, ever. Drowning would be quick and the least painful.

[MissingPerson]

Well, for what it's worth, once your nerves burn away, it won't hurt anymore...

[shakermaker113]

Drowning would be quick and the least painful.

which part would be quick? the part where you struggle to hold your breath (a minute? two?), or the part where you can hold it any longer and inhale water? I don't know how long you'd be inhaling water before you blacked out.

as with the stabbing, hopefully you don't feel anything while your brain slowly dies of oxygen deprivation, but who knows.

[mittens4kittens]

I was told once that Apaches in Arizona used to tie someone to a saguaro cactus at dawn with wet rawhide so the they were resting on the spines- as the sun came up, it would dry the rawhide, which would tighten and slowly impale you.

Ouch.

[frozen pilgrim]

nice! see, that's the kind of shit I'm talking about. pre-western cultures really knew how to fuck people up

[Boourns]

Jack Johnsoning

+50

[betao]

nice! see, that's the kind of shit I'm talking about. pre-western cultures really knew how to fuck people up

This one, from the eastern end of the country, sounded like alot of fun:

Cut off the eyelids of your victim, then tie each arm and leg to a separate tree, facing up.

I'd rather not experience that, as it would be slow and pretty painful.

[paulb]

1. Burning
2. Drowning

those are just awful...

[greghead]

The feeling of cold steel between your ribs would certainly suck, but I have to give the nod to burning or some kind of slow torture.

On a couple of my trips to Europe I peeped a couple torture museums, and let me say, the Catholic Church during the Middle Ages came up with some of the most indescribably fucked up shit I could never have imagined.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

drowning...I can't swim and I am terrified of deep water.

[clarky123]

In a plane crash as this could involve Burning, Drowning, Stabbing and possibly a bit of Winehousing all at the same time!

[MissingPerson]

On a couple of my trips to Europe I peeped a couple torture museums, and let me say, the Catholic Church during the Middle Ages came up with some of the most indescribably fucked up shit I could never have imagined.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_Chair

[shakermaker113]

argh.

[frozen pilgrim]

In a plane crash as this could involve Burning, Drowning, Stabbing and possibly a bit of Winehousing all at the same time!

excellent point.