Hi Im new

[heykat]

hey im new, just wanted to say hi and my name is kat

[heyeric]

welcome "heykat"

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

We already have a Kat. You need to legally change your name.

[guedita]

What's your stance on large sunglasses and frowning?

[heykat]

I am anti frowning and don't have much of an opinion for the size of someone's sunglasses

[guedita]

I am anti frowning and don't have much of an opinion for the size of someone's sunglasses

This does not bode well, heykat.

What's your opinion of dirty stupid ravers?

[heykat]

well i think it depends on the raver, i dont think they are dirty and stupid as a whole

[guedita]

You sound like someone with a reasonable, levelheaded outlook on life, kat. WHICH WILL NOT FLY ON THE COACHELLA MESSAGE BOARD. You better start making insulting generalizations.

[Mr. Dylanja]

How do you feel about awkward social situations?

[heykat]

i feel like im in one right now.

[guedita]

How do you feel about pale people? Like, "go to a tanning salon you slut," right?

[paulb]

Do you puke at MBV concerts?

[Mr. Dylanja]

How many times a day do you visit Pitchfork.com?

[heykat]

i think i am kinda pale but i dont want sun cancer and i dont puke i can handle my shit

[heykat]

i dont like all the hipster shit

[paulb]

are you in any riot grrrl bands?

[heyeric]

Do you like animals? If so what are your favorite kind. Do you own a pet? What's his or her name?

[Neighborhood Creep]

Where are you from?

[heykat]

no i am not in a band, unfortunately i wasnt blessed with any musical talent. i cant sing or scream either

[heykat]

Do you like animals? If so what are your favorite kind. Do you own a pet? What's his or her name?

i love animals, my favorite kind are probably whales, yes i have a pet she is an australian shepherd named EDIE SEDGWICK

[Sleepingrock]

Is "sun cancer" a serious issue where you are from?

[heykat]

i am from LA

[heykat]

Is "sun cancer" a serious issue where you are from?

not at the moment, it appears to be raining. but on a typical day in sunny cali yes.

[Neighborhood Creep]

i cant sing or scream either

Perfect

[guedita]

i think i am kinda pale but i dont want sun cancer and i dont puke i can handle my shit

i dont like all the hipster shit

i am from LA

Everybody, this is our new Kat.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Lol whales aren't animals.

[guedita]

Wait is your dog's name Segdwick because you are a THE CLOSER fan? Cus you know that bitch is married to Kevin Bacon, right? KEVIN BACON, KAT.

[bmack86]

Sorry Kat, Im New does not post here. Based on my limited linguistic knowledge, I'm guessing that's a K-Pop star? Maybe not.

[heyeric]

Lol whales aren't animals.

mammals are animals lol

[insbordnat]

What's your luck with guys? Are you an awkward looking chick? Wayfarers, Blades, or Maui Jims?