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    Look at this fucking comedy show.

    You insisted Muse was a headliner lock for months. Contracts signed, in the bank. Everyone else laughed and you mocked them because you said your sources were gold. You magically realized Muse wasn't in the lineup only AFTER tour dates made it impossible. Behind the public information.

    You insisted The Killers were a headliner lock for months. Contracts signed, in the bank. Everyone else laughed and you mocked them because your sources were gold. You magically realized The Killers weren't in the lineup AFTER Muse fell apart and the Stones rumors started. Behind the public information.

    You claimed the Rolling Stones were a "game-changer" AFTER weeks and weeks of published rumors about them and the app glitch, when everyone else had already jumped on them. Did you or your"source" get the information that they weren't in fact headlining before it became public? Nope. You once again were just chasing the public information and changing your position as the reports changed.

    RHCP - Rumors about them headlining were all over the board long before you showed up, with a few people saying they specifically heard from sources that they were headlining. Few people laughed at this guess of yours because it was always reasonable and possible and had already been put forth by others claiming sources.

    The information that would have actually had you ahead of the curve (Muse and Killers) was DEAD FUCKING WRONG and you stuck with it until the public information made it painfully obvious that it was never even in play in the first place.

    You get half a credit for RHCP, since you not only were behind other boardies who claimed the same thing before you did, but you bailed on that pick late in the game to go jump on new horses that everyone and their fucking mom had been guessing for months in blur and Phoenix.

    If you want to claim to have exclusive information from inside sources, you get credit when you present it ahead of the curve, prior to public information emerging. The only info you presented that fits that criteria was laughably wrong, and you stood behind it all the way until you absolutely couldn't any more. When your fake sources fell apart, you then simply took the hot public info at the time and made more guesses to shotgun and hope you hit something.

    Go chase your own cock around the curve you're constantly behind and shove it up your "game-changing" ass.

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    Ah, Mr. Hand, so many angry words for someone with my hairy balls in their mouth.

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    No big EDM names?

    Richie Hawtin, Benny Benassi, Bassnectar, Dog Blood (Skrillex & Boys Noize), Infected Mushroom, Simian Mobile Disco, Knife Party, Moby, Bingo Players, Birdy Nam Nam, Dirtyphonics.

    That's from memory. You're retarded.

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    Who the fuck else is going to eat these zoo pellets of questionable nutrition?

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    Nathan, let's look at your lineup prediction, shall we? Since everyone already knew RHCP were playing, surely you included them in your pool lineup?

    Wait, what's this?

    Nathanfairchild
    Tue, Oct 16, 2012 at 10:37 AM
    1. Black Sabbath
    2. Daft Punk
    3. Mumford & Sons
    4. Perfect Circle
    5. Bat For Lashes
    6. Beach House
    7. Bloc Party
    8. Blur
    9. Cloud Nothings
    10. Deadmau5
    11. Death Grips
    12. Die Antwoord
    13. Fiona Apple
    14. Grimes
    15. Grizzly Bear
    16. Hot Chip
    17. How To Destroy Angels
    18. Japandroids
    19. Purity Ring
    20. Queens of the Stone Age
    21. Richie Hawtin
    22. Sigur Rós
    23. Skrillex
    24. Tycho
    25. Zola Jesus

    What can explain this aberration?

    And since menik heard RHCP a year ago, surely he/she must be more clued in than me with my "fake sources," right?

    Menikmati
    Sun, Oct 21, 2012 at 7:42 PM
    1. Daft Punk
    2. Mumford and Sons
    3. Red Hot Chili Peppers
    4. Alabama Shakes
    5. Amanda Palmer
    6. Black Dice
    7. Blur
    8. Dead Can Dance
    9. Electric Guest
    10. El-P
    11. Fionna Apple
    12. Geographer
    13. Gold Panda
    14. Grandaddy
    15. Grimes
    16. Grizzly Bear
    17. Purity Ring
    18. Sigur Ros
    19. Simian Mobile Disco
    20. Tanlines
    21. The Stone Roses
    22. Tycho
    23. Underworld
    24. Wild Nothing
    25. Yeah Yeah Yeahs

    I mean, on top of RHCP, that's a big 12 correct calls out of 24.

    But look who got 15...

    1. Red Hot Chili Peppers
    2. Muse
    3. The Killers
    4. Fiona Apple
    5. Band of Horses
    6. Blur
    7. Divine Fits
    8. Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes
    9. Father John Misty
    10. Franz Ferdinand
    11. Grizzly Bear
    12. Hardwell
    13. Hot Chip
    14. Local Natives
    15. Mumford and Sons
    16. Of Monsters and Men
    17. Passion Pit
    18. Polyphonic Spree
    19. Queens of the Stone Age
    20. Sigur Ros
    21. Simian Mobile Disco
    22. The Stone Roses
    23. Tomahawk
    24. Walk the Moon
    25. Yeah Yeah Yeahs

    Mr. Hand, of course, is above such petty frivolity. If he were to submit a lineup prediction, someone might be able to point out all the things he doesn't know. That would be quite shameful.

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    Travelfan was referring to Lou Reed with his whole 'this person from the 80's was in a band and it well know''. Yeah, shouldve said the 60's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotorAve View Post
    And since menik heard RHCP a year ago, surely he/she must be more clued in than me with my "fake sources," right?
    I promise I know way more than you, I just don't do go spitting everything out on the board in hopes of increasing the size of my e-dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by menikmati View Post
    I promise I know way more than you, I just don't do go spitting everything out on the board in hopes of increasing the size of my e-dick.
    That's funny cr****
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    Moto Ravers predictions:Still, and will always, be irrelevant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    cr****
    What?
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhand View Post
    Keep on chugging. 788 more posts and you can submit your application.
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    what're you new?

    December 31 - Matthew Dear/The Sword/Pallbearer
    January 30 - Behemoth
    February 3 - Zola Jesus
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    Quote Originally Posted by menikmati View Post
    I promise I know way more than you, I just don't do go spitting everything out on the board in hopes of increasing the size of my e-dick.
    Perhaps. I still beat you in the lineup pool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotorAve View Post
    Now you all lick my hairy balls.

    Especially you, Mr. Hand.
    HAHA MotorAve your a dick.

    RHCP had already said about touring upto/including April and their manager released a statement saying while it came down to the wire, it's been months of talking.

    Blur - Another website had said are they lineup up to headline?

    People knew The Stone Roses would be there anyway and The Rolling Stone were most likely wanted to head above Pheonix but didn't happen.

    So yeah, you know shit

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    Yes, I know shit that you don't.

    RHCP was booked over a year ago. Don't believe me? Ask menik, a moderator on this board.

    Also, it's "you're," and "Phoenix," and please don't ask me to parse "are they lineup up to headline?" Thought you spoke the King's English.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotorAve View Post
    Now you all lick my hairy balls.

    Especially you, Mr. Hand.
    You narrate when you masturbate?
    How long does it take you to floss afterwards?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I still don't understand any off this, do you even go to coachella motoRave? Why do you care so much? i just lurk here once in awhile because i go to this festival so i want information on it. what is in it for you? You seem to be some guy who guessed a headliner, had some good data on two others that didn't pan out. It's all good dude move on. Who are you going to see this year?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    you were wrong about everything but rhcp. you were never the first to announce anything. go fuck yourself.
    Would somebody please explain why being the first to know any info on the lineup makes you anymore special than say, the next know it all?

    Quote Originally Posted by microcuts View Post
    You need to shave your hairy balls.
    Like we need anymore proof that this guy is a bigger dick than we're giving him credit for...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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