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    IMAGINE...

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    Now how about a duel performance with Brittney! With K-fed in the Sahra! God i am going to hell for even thinking this up as a joke!

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    it's confirmed

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    Isnít that one of the signs of the Apocalypse?

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    No need, with 3 day camping, the smell of salty garbage will be in the air without her walking around anyway.

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    you...you're fucking shitting me right?

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    Yeah . . . and why isn't Lindsey Lohan on the main stage?

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    Christina Aguilera can't make it that weekend. That's when those nice people at the Guinness Book of Records are coming over to verify that she actually blows everyone in Sacramento like she said she would.

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    She got paid millions (or at least A million) to sing "Happy Birthday" and "You are Beautiful" at some old fart's birthday just yesterday (here in Vegas).

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    Quote Originally Posted by blastyourears View Post
    IMAGINE...
    please don't make me

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    if they add a "diva" the only acceptable choice would be KYLIE

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    Is Kylie a drag queen??

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    lol - kylie minogue

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    Quote Originally Posted by daft$tar View Post
    if they add a "diva" the only acceptable choice would be KYLIE
    no, if they were going to add a diva the only acceptable choice would be HEDWIG.

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    Kylie, Kylie, so soft and so smiley
    Sing me a song in a rub-a-dub stylee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    no, if they were going to add a diva the only acceptable choice would be HEDWIG.
    oh id be down for that

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    DUUUUURURURURURURURURUR

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    baaazing
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandyinPhila View Post
    Now how about a duel performance with Brittney!
    please tell me this was intentional... If it wasn't, it should have been.

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    Lets not joke around Pink jumped onstage at Coachella once and preformed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinylmartyr View Post
    Lets not joke around Pink jumped onstage at Coachella once and preformed.
    I'm sleeping with one eye open [and fixed on the stereo] tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b4ipineaway View Post
    No need, with 3 day camping, the smell of salty garbage will be in the air without her walking around anyway.
    werd
    me > u

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    I want a Chingy/Fat Joe rap battle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinylmartyr View Post
    Lets not joke around Pink jumped onstage at Coachella once and preformed.
    When, where, and how was that??
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Hmmm...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    no, if they were going to add a diva the only acceptable choice would be HEDWIG.
    YYYYYES HEDWIG!!!
    "6 inches forward and 5 inches back... I've got an angry inch!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweet artie View Post
    YYYYYES HEDWIG!!!
    "6 inches forward and 5 inches back... I've got an angry inch!"
    That soundtrack is probably in my top 5 albums of all time

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    I'm still waiting for the cast of High School Musical to be added.

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    Default Re: WHY THE HELL ISnt Christina Aguilera PERFORMING?!

    Obviously she wouldn't fit in at Coachella but you can't really beat her down like you used to.
    I know I'm gonna get flamed for this one but whatever:
    She's grown considerably with her new singles on the radio. In her last one 'Hurt' her voice sounds incredible and its much more mature than anything she's done in the past. She far surpassed anybody she used to be compared with back in the day (meaning Spears, Simpson and so on.)
    She performed on Leno last week and actually performed well with a more show tune style song candy man. Not to mention she looked hot (amazing breast)
    Also P. Diddy finally put out another single that actually sounds good feat. her with 'Tell me'.
    Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one

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