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  1. 01-21-2013, 07:53 AM #1
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    Default Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    Happy Birthday Dev!

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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    Happy Birthday Devin! Enjoy your day.
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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    Happy Birthday!

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  4. 01-21-2013, 08:21 AM #4
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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    Happy Birthday Devin - it was nice meeting you the other day at Record Club!
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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    You made it another year .....yea....HB ....cr*****
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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    Happy Birthday, Devin!
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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    Happy Birthday Devin!!!!

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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    I was hoping more along the lines of "Wish Devin the Dude a Happy Birthday, you gigantic miserable fucking cunts!", but thank you all. <3
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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    Happy Birthday!

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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    Feliz Cumpleaņos!
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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    Happy birthday my wonderful little friend!
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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    happy birthday!
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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    Happy Birthday! Keep it clean.
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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    Happy Birthday, dude.
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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons



    Happy 25th, Devin!
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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    Happy Birthday
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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    Happy birthday!!
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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    HBD.
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    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    ^that cake looks yummy. Happy Birthday Dev.
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    Happy 25th, Devin!
    Only if you hold my hand Rick!

    Speaking of, maybe we can do so at Jeff Mangum!
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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    Happy birthday Devin! Nice meeting you the other day!
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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    Happy birthday, man. Next year me, you and Placido Domingo should hit the strip clubs and celebrate our respective birthdays.
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    Default Re: Wish DevintheDude a Happy Birthday you fucking morons

    Happy Birthday!!
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  24. 01-21-2013, 08:45 PM #24
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    I'm up for it bobert.
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    Happy birthday!
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