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    Default Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    Billy Corgan, the fucking bald guy from Smashing Pumpkins that looks like Charlie Brown, is going to be blowing away ecstacy bros and silverlake hipsters that like to eat salmonella food from Trader Joes this year at Coachella. Billy is going to get up there and sing "TOOOONNIIIIIGGHHHTT, TOOOONIIIGGHHHHT" and you cockcuckers are going to like it because Billy is one of the greatest songwriters of the 90s. He kicked out the rest of the pumpkins out of the band because they fucking sucked and D'arcy didn't give good enough blow jobs to the band and crew. Since Billy is playing solo and acoustic you ungrateful little fucks will be fortunate enough to probably get some badass Zwan tunes. Billy will also be playing shit from his seminal solo album :TheFutureEmbrace" Get excited ya'll. Billy mother fucking Corgan is coming to Coachella

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    Default Re: Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    I hear the genius known as Tyler the Creator might be sitting in with Billy for the entire set

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    good grief
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlon Brando View Post
    Billy will also be playing shit from his seminal solo album :TheFutureEmbrace"
    Wo wo wo. Firstly, quotation marks generally go on both sides of a phrase and they aren't necessary for that title. Secondly, that solo album is a piece of shit. Lastly before you completely jizz on yourself, do you have a source for this claim?
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    Billy Played Pappy & Harriet's in Pioneertown. I'm not sure if he's ready for prime time.
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    As did Arctic Monkeys and QOTSA. Your point?

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    Default Re: Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    Not to mention Los Lobos, Rufus Wainwright, Leon Russell.
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    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Default Re: Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    An acoustic set might be more likely to actually happen because it would allow for a lower billing without crushing Billy's ego.

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    Default Re: Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    Someone's bored.

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    Default Re: Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    UPDATE: I just read a press release that announced that Billy will be playing his epic solo album "TheFutureEmbrace" in its entirety during his acoustic performance at Coachella. He'll also be playing some select tracks from the Pumpkin's best record: Oceania. If you hipsters behave yourselves he might end the set with 1979. Show Billy some fucking respect you hipsters so we get to hear 1979!
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    Default Re: Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    I'd like to see Peaches do an acoustic set.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    I'd like to see Peaches do an acoustic set.
    Cool story Hansel

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    Default Re: Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    Shake Yer Dix (Acoustic)
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    Default Re: Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    Quote Originally Posted by Marlon Brando View Post
    UPDATE: I just read a press release that announced that Billy will be playing his epic solo album "TheFutureEmbrace" in its entirety during his acoustic performance at Coachella. He'll also be playing some select tracks from the Pumpkin's best record: Oceania. If you hipsters behave yourselves he might end the set with 1979. Show Billy some fucking respect you hipsters so we get to hear 1979!
    Fucking seriously? Are you Billy Corgan?
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    no, just some dolt with a small hard on for 90's rock and too much free time.
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    Default Re: Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    Well, in this guy's defense, this is definitely stupid.
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    Default Re: Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    i think (s)he's funny. when i read his posts i hear it in a sunday, sunday sunday! hotrod moto advert voice.

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    Default Re: Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    Billy is still fucking pissed because he feels like an incarcerated vermin. He's going to exorcise his demons by reuniting with Zwan this year. That's right fuckers, you heard it here first. Zwan is going to be added to the lineup on Sunday. I hear Jack Johnson is going to be sitting in with Billy for a few tunes. I wonder if Billy has to put a lot of sunscreen on his Charlie Brown dome before he goes outside
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    Default Re: Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    this guys on fire tonight
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    Default Re: Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    It has been over 20 years now. When is he going to be William Corgan?
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    Default Re: Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    You mean, William Corgan Melloncamp...?
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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