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    Fuck all of these flash in a pan queers you guys book every year. Why the fuck hasn't one of the biggest and most badass alternative rock bands from So-Cal ever been booked at your shittyass festival? Stop the hipster cockfest you guys throw each year and show some goddamn respect to musicians that have had a prolonged career of asskickery like Incubus. I don't want to see David Bowie or that faggottt from the Cure up on stage singing about how they're sad little pussies or to see those two french douches from Daft Punk wearing their little space helmets pressing play on their laptops so a bunch of imbecilic tools from silverlake on ecstacy can dance like short bus riding kindergarteners. Incubus has been rocking hard and plowing groupies for over two decades. They were blowing minds before your daddy busted a nut and birthed your conformist hipsterdom cranium. It's a fucking farce that Incubus has never been booked at Coachella. Suck a dick Goldenvoice. FUCK YOU GOLDENVOICE!!!!! BOOK INCUBUS!

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    You try too hard
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlon Brando View Post
    Fuck all of these flash in a pan queers you guys book every year. Why the fuck hasn't one of the biggest and most badass alternative rock bands from So-Cal ever been booked at your shittyass festival? Stop the hipster cockfest you guys throw each year and show some goddamn respect to musicians that have had a prolonged career of asskickery like Incubus. I don't want to see David Bowie or that faggottt from the Cure up on stage singing about how they're sad little pussies or to see those two french douches from Daft Punk wearing their little space helmets pressing play on their laptops so a bunch of imbecilic tools from silverlake on ecstacy can dance like short bus riding kindergarteners. Incubus has been rocking hard and plowing groupies for over two decades. They were blowing minds before your daddy busted a nut and birthed your conformist hipsterdom cranium. It's a fucking farce that Incubus has never been booked at Coachella. Suck a dick Goldenvoice. FUCK YOU GOLDENVOICE!!!!! BOOK INCUBUS!


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    Whhhoooaoooaaaa WWHOOOOOAAAAA I'm still aliiiiiiiive, yeeeeerreeeerrraaaaauuuuggghhhh
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    Go to Smokeout bro.

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    go to wango tango
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    I think what you meant to say was "Thank you"...
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    Well, go tell Incubus to be relavent again.
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    I bet this asshole likes trash like Silverchair and 311 too. Go fuck yourself Marlon Brando you pea-brained shitface.
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    What are his other 24 posts about?

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    to play devil's-subject's advocate, incubus is not an awful band. granted, they are not who they were in the 90's, but they're cool guys. it's not their fault they have shitty fans like him (see also rage against the machine).
    their album s.c.i.e.n.c.e. is great, but they watered down their sound for whatever reason.
    i liked them (saw them free at the roxy because i pre-purchased "make yourself." haven't seen them in years because of my aforementioned reason. still, i'd miss them and catch a closing act at one of the tents.
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    I bet this asshole likes trash like Silverchair and 311 too. Go fuck yourself Marlon Brando you pea-brained shitface.
    silverchair isn't shit. just because you don't care for them does not mean that they inherently suck.
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    pardon me while I burst in too... laughter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    I bet this asshole likes trash like Silverchair and 311 too.
    311 is the shit dude. You obviously don't know whats up. So is Incubus and Silverchair. But 311 is fucking amazing. So amazing in fact that they have legions of devoted fans that will see them every year, even when there isn't a new album to support. They've toured ampitheaters every summer for the last 10 years. They have their own holiday (311 day), their own festival (pow-wow festival) AND their own caribbean cruise (which I'll be on a month before Coachella). How many bands do you know that have even one of those? Nobody does it like 311...

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    Nothing beats chillaxin at the frat house with a warm natty ice and some rockin Incubus tunes, eh?
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    Whatever Goldenvoice brings, I'll be there with open arms and open eyes, yeah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loves to Spooge View Post
    They have their own holiday (311 day), their own festival (pow-wow festival) AND their own caribbean cruise (which I'll be on a month before Coachella). How many bands do you know that have even one of those?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlon Brando View Post
    those two french douches from Daft Punk wearing their little space helmets pressing play on their laptops so a bunch of imbecilic tools from silverlake on ecstacy can dance like short bus riding kindergarteners
    The rest of the post is dumb as fuck, but that there is some serious quality work. Well done, Marlon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuauhtemoc723 View Post
    to play devil's-subject's advocate, incubus is not an awful band.
    I think what you meant to say was, "incubus is an awful band".

    Quote Originally Posted by omerta View Post
    Whatever Goldenvoice brings, I'll be there with open arms and open eyes, yeah.
    I think what you meant to say was, "Whatever Goldenvoice brings, I'll be there with arms wide open."
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    They should also book Creed. And Linkin Park. Crapchella 2014! Make it happen, Goldevoice!
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    [QUOTE=Marlon Brando;2613394] Incubus has been rocking hard and plowing groupies for over two decades.QUOTE]

    You've addressed the only 3 criteria required to appear in the "classic 90s" spot. Incubus is a done deal.

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    Only if they played this live.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXMR3vTV8bQ

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    [QUOTE=Cheddar's Cousin;2613817]I think what you meant to say was, "incubus is an awful band".]
    nope, i think i wrote it as best as i could've written it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheddar's Cousin View Post
    I think what you meant to say was, "Whatever Goldenvoice brings, I'll be there with arms wide open."
    Actually I was quoting an Incubus song called "Drive" which you might not know.
    I know the lyrics although I don't like the band. Not so popular over there?

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    i think the only reason incubus has done so well is because their singer is a dreamboat and they came up during the worst period in musical history in about the last 200 years. imo they're just heavy adult contemporary. i'd rather see a scott joplin impersonator headline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlon Brando View Post
    Fuck all of these flash in a pan queers you guys book every year. Why the fuck hasn't one of the biggest and most badass alternative rock bands from So-Cal ever been booked at your shittyass festival? Stop the hipster cockfest you guys throw each year and show some goddamn respect to musicians that have had a prolonged career of asskickery like Incubus. I don't want to see David Bowie or that faggottt from the Cure up on stage singing about how they're sad little pussies or to see those two french douches from Daft Punk wearing their little space helmets pressing play on their laptops so a bunch of imbecilic tools from silverlake on ecstacy can dance like short bus riding kindergarteners. Incubus has been rocking hard and plowing groupies for over two decades. They were blowing minds before your daddy busted a nut and birthed your conformist hipsterdom cranium. It's a fucking farce that Incubus has never been booked at Coachella. Suck a dick Goldenvoice. FUCK YOU GOLDENVOICE!!!!! BOOK INCUBUS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by anonimouse View Post
    imo they're just heavy adult contemporary. i'd rather see a scott joplin impersonator headline
    Ragtime. I could dig it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheddar's Cousin View Post
    I think what you meant to say was, "incubus is an awful band".



    I think what you meant to say was, "Whatever Goldenvoice brings, I'll be there with arms wide open."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlon Brando View Post
    Fuck all of these flash in a pan queers you guys book every year. Why the fuck hasn't one of the biggest and most badass alternative rock bands from So-Cal ever been booked at your shittyass festival? Stop the hipster cockfest you guys throw each year and show some goddamn respect to musicians that have had a prolonged career of asskickery like Incubus. I don't want to see David Bowie or that faggottt from the Cure up on stage singing about how they're sad little pussies or to see those two french douches from Daft Punk wearing their little space helmets pressing play on their laptops so a bunch of imbecilic tools from silverlake on ecstacy can dance like short bus riding kindergarteners. Incubus has been rocking hard and plowing groupies for over two decades. They were blowing minds before your daddy busted a nut and birthed your conformist hipsterdom cranium. It's a fucking farce that Incubus has never been booked at Coachella. Suck a dick Goldenvoice. FUCK YOU GOLDENVOICE!!!!! BOOK INCUBUS!
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