The Thread In Which Spooks Explains Concepts In Plain Language

[Neighborhood Creep]

Lol

[IceyHotshot]

Spooks, please define "hippie".

[PotVsKtl]

Stop trying to contribute random dickholes. You're almost all terrible at both humor and ideas. Your presence is a cold dull iron.

[Hannahrain]

God damnit. The Salvation Army wouldn't take my bag of random dickholes, either.

[amyzzz]

Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

[heart cooks brain]

Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

okay then...

[amyzzz]

She asked.

[guedita]

Wait. Amy your sexual fascination with dogs was because of their weiner size? Not the color?

[amyzzz]

I don't know. I was a really weird kid back then. I'm not a psychoanalyst.

[Hannahrain]

Spooks: explain Amyzzz.

[bobchella]

This thread doesn't work if Spooks never shows up.

[PotVsKtl]

Better post about it.

[ods..]

Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

Amazing.

[IceyHotshot]

... The fuck?

[Cheddar's Cousin]

Manifest destiny?

[RotationSlimWang]

I'm not sure I've ever seen a post more deserving...

[TomAz]

Stop trying to contribute random dickholes. You're almost all terrible at both humor and ideas. Your presence is a cold dull iron.

I would like to see a conversation between Spooks, grannock, and Pot. that would be fun.

[Sleepingrock]

God damnit. The Salvation Army wouldn't take my bag of random dickholes, either.

Sort them first.

[SoulDischarge]

Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

Good lord you must love abuse.

[amyzzz]

I'm in a good mood today.

[Spooks]

Spooks, in your own words, explain photosynthesis

lol. Seriously?! What the hell is this? haha some kind of science class?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

lol. Seriously?! What the hell is this? haha some kind of science class?

Please note, you can explain in plain language. It doesn't need to be a highly technical explanation. Just give the basic ideas.

[Spooks]

I guess this is where some of you kids spend your time. Who knew Thomthom was still around! Dinner time.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

I guess this is where some of you kids spend your time. Who knew Thomthom was still around! Dinner time.

Spooks, can you explain photosynthesis in your own words?

[bucketofpower]

I guess this is where some of you kids spend your time. Who knew Thomthom was still around! Dinner time.

No asking your parents at the dinner table, please.

[guedita]

Maybe start smaller.

Spooks, can you explain what a "joint" is?

[Spooks]

Spooks, can you explain photosynthesis in your own words?

Alright while I'm waiting for this guy to show up....If I remember correctly, it's a process/cycle in which plants make their energy or food from the sun, co2 and other stuff? Then oxygen is produced from these resources and we feel fuckin wonderful because there's nothing better than smelling fresh air. Other than that, I don't remember shit from my 6th grade science class. Next question!

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Alright while I'm waiting for this guy to show up....If I remember correctly, it's a process/cycle in which plants make their energy or food from the sun, co2 and other stuff? Then oxygen is produced from these resources and we feel fuckin wonderful because there's nothing better than smelling fresh air. Other than that, I don't remember shit from my 6th grade science class. Next question!

That's not bad.

Now, in the same style, and in your own words, can you explain the Electoral College?

[Spooks]

Maybe start smaller.

Spooks, can you explain what a "joint" is?

Goddamit Cara! Post your pics so that I can take you off my sig. Then I'll explain what a joint is....

[SmellyBath]

define credulous