The Thread In Which Spooks Explains Concepts In Plain Language

[Spooks]

Maybe start smaller.

Spooks, can you explain what a "joint" is?

You got any better picture than this one?

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[Spooks]

define credulous

define discombobulated

[guedita]

How many pictures of me would you like, Spooks? And what type of lighting?

[Spooks]

How many pictures of me would you like, Spooks? And what type of lighting?

6 then I'll take you off my sig. Nothing more, nothing less. Ok?

[guedita]

There's at least that many of me in the Post Your Picture thread. Go nuts. Continue making no sense.

[Spooks]

There's at least that many of me in the Post Your Picture thread. Go nuts. Continue making no sense.

What the fuck is Post your picture thread? This is my first time in the misc lounge. You're gonna post 6 in this thread then I'll take you off my sig for good! Stop being a baby geez.

[PotVsKtl]

I'm sensing a bargaining system developing here.

[amyzzz]

Someone give him the pics already.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Spooks, in your own words, and in plain language, please explain the Electoral College.

[Spooks]

Spooks, in your own words, and in plain language, please explain the Electoral College.

I want my grade on photosynthesis first. Also I'm not answering till Cara posts 6 different outfit pictures. Call your friend up!

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

I want my grade on photosynthesis first. Also I'm not answering till Cara posts 6 different outfit pictures. Call your friend up!

HE'S DRIVING A HARD BARGAIN YOU GUYS

[SoulDischarge]

Explain theklein25.

[RotationSlimWang]

Spooks, explain in your own words how you would handle Guedi sexually. IN DETAIL.

[IzGewd]

well if I was the Spooks. I'd giver her an ass neck with the dildo of her choice. Then slide right into that gaping hole and do my best to cum before she decides to turn around and ask for round two...not realizing i'm already in her.

[guedita]

Spooks, explain the concept of a "signature" on a message board, and for an added bonus, why one might not want to be in someone else's sig.

[FEELS]

Spooks is alright with me, never understood the hate towards that guy. GuyInTucson and Supre are the real fucks on this board.

BOOM.

[captncrzy]

If you don't like Supre, I don't get how you don't like Spooks. They have the exact same posting style.

[FEELS]

Not really. When Supre posts tour dates/music news it's usually suggesting he just does it so afterwards, 10 seconds later, when someone posts the same dates/news etc. he can be like "i posted that 10 seconds ago....". It's also mostly just Radiohead or pretty shitty bands. He takes good pictures though, I'll give him that.

Spooks actually provides a lot of good music news or live videos I know I wouldn't have heard/seen from someone else on here. And he does that without coming off as an elitist prick. And i know he posts his "NY living" posts just to piss you guys off, and he still does it 'cause it seems to bug a lot of people for some reason. Funny stuff.

[GuyInTucson]

Great, now I've been grouped with Supre for some reason.

[Miroir Noir]

Suprefan, whatever his other sins may be, does not chronically abuse emoticons.

[FEELS]

Ha. Not for the same reasons though, so don't you worry.

[GuyInTucson]

Well... I AM a fuck.

[stinkbutt]

Spooks, please explain trance

[guedita]

An interesting question to explore in the ongoing discourse of the Spooks/Supre paradigm is which one understands sarcasm the least.

[captncrzy]

Not really. When Supre posts tour dates/music news it's usually suggesting he just does it so afterwards, 10 seconds later, when someone posts the same dates/news etc. he can be like "i posted that 10 seconds ago....". It's also mostly just Radiohead or pretty shitty bands. He takes good pictures though, I'll give him that.

Spooks actually provides a lot of good music news or live videos I know I wouldn't have heard/seen from someone else on here. And he does that without coming off as an elitist prick. And i know he posts his "NY living" posts just to piss you guys off, and he still does it 'cause it seems to bug a lot of people for some reason. Funny stuff.

You must not remember the whole "I know the headliners there are four words and five syllables" shit we went through with him last year around this time.

[amyzzz]

I like Spooks.

[amyzzz]

But I'll still make fun of him.

[Miroir Noir]

We need a William Hurt/Heal rating on Spooks' accuracy as a source of rumors and news.

[guedita]

Racistapologizzzzzzst

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Spooks: please describe how you would explain yourself, xanman, and suprefan to a person who had never met any of you, with the goal of that person being able to tell you three apart.