Chella 2013: 9 Confirmed Acts?

[Twattycakes]

You are all viewing this thread wrong. It's like the escape pod in one of those dystopian science fiction movies, a chance for us to start over with a better civilization, one led by a blue-haired Canadian.

The rest of us try to ignore Saskatchewan. It makes us kinda sad.

[DieCer]

At least her pic is kinda cute. Kinda.

[guedita]

And here I was just about to tell her to go fuck herself. Thanks for being sensible and keeping me out of trouble!

Technically speaking, Tom, minors can fuck themselves. Especially the ones in Canada.

[amyzzz]

But we can't tell them to do that on camera.

[Miroir Noir]

If you guys play your cards right, this nubile Saskatchewanian might show you Regina.

[Drewski27]

Thread of all threads.

[wunderbrad55]

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So what were you trying to accomplish? Did you think you had something NOBODY else thought of before? did you sense you were actually contributing to society with this thread? Was there a feeling of ''holy shit, I think I found something nobody found!'' when you randomly clicked on that website? This is why youre fucking stuck in Saskatchewan with your too cool blue hair. Thinking youre so awesome by doing this kind of shit. You know that nobody here cares right? Do you go to sleep every night feeling high and mighty now that you got a small bit of attention because nobody except your mother does? Get the fuck out of here please. You're whats wrong with the forum right now. You do not have half a brain to take 2 minutes to look and see whats truly going on. I am sure in real life you would be the person that gets picked on by everyone because of this mindset. Go eat a bg of dicks, cause thats probably all you're good for anyway up where you live.

[santasutt]

But we can't tell them to do that on camera.

Not without a condom, you can't.

Oh yeah, Canada.

[theStank]

The rest of us try to ignore Saskatchewan. It makes us kinda sad.

Like Deadmonton is any fucking better?

[theStank]

If you guys play your cards right, this nubile Saskatchewanian might show you Regina.

HAAAhahahaha!!!

[bonerfromgrowingpains]

can we all make a solemn swear to never use the word "chella" or any other word aside from "coachella" when referring to this festival? jesus fucking christ...

[jonmitz]

So what were you trying to accomplish? Did you think you had something NOBODY else thought of before? did you sense you were actually contributing to society with this thread? Was there a feeling of ''holy shit, I think I found something nobody found!'' when you randomly clicked on that website? This is why youre fucking stuck in Saskatchewan with your too cool blue hair. Thinking youre so awesome by doing this kind of shit. You know that nobody here cares right? Do you go to sleep every night feeling high and mighty now that you got a small bit of attention because nobody except your mother does? Get the fuck out of here please. You're whats wrong with the forum right now. You do not have half a brain to take 2 minutes to look and see whats truly going on. I am sure in real life you would be the person that gets picked on by everyone because of this mindset. Go eat a bg of dicks, cause thats probably all you're good for anyway up where you live.

ground floor everyone, all aboard

[Electrotek]

The rest of us try to ignore Saskatchewan. It makes us kinda sad.

Ironic coming from someone who resides in Alberta, the Texas of Canada lol no one in Toronto takes you guys seriously hahaha

[santasutt]

And, out of nowhere, we have an Inter-Province Rumble.

[Twattycakes]

Ironic coming from someone who resides in Alberta, the Texas of Canada lol no one in Toronto takes you guys seriously hahaha

S'cool. No one in Edmonton actually believes in Toronto exists. It's a mythical land that smells like spoiled milk, is owned by Ted Rogers, and no one will hold the door open for you unless you frequent gin bars on something called "Young Street". Face it, Toronto peaked in 1991 when the Kids in the Hall worked there. But like all successful people, they moved on. Enjoy the Hamilton stench.

[Electrotek]

So what were you trying to accomplish? Did you think you had something NOBODY else thought of before? did you sense you were actually contributing to society with this thread? Was there a feeling of ''holy shit, I think I found something nobody found!'' when you randomly clicked on that website? This is why youre fucking stuck in Saskatchewan with your too cool blue hair. Thinking youre so awesome by doing this kind of shit. You know that nobody here cares right? Do you go to sleep every night feeling high and mighty now that you got a small bit of attention because nobody except your mother does? Get the fuck out of here please. You're whats wrong with the forum right now. You do not have half a brain to take 2 minutes to look and see whats truly going on. I am sure in real life you would be the person that gets picked on by everyone because of this mindset. Go eat a bg of dicks, cause thats probably all you're good for anyway up where you live.

I wonder if you are as this much of a prick to women in real life.

[Electrotek]

S'cool. No one in Edmonton actually believes in Toronto exists. It's a mythical land that smells like spoiled milk, is owned by Ted Rogers, and no one will hold the door open for you unless you frequent gin bars on something called "Young Street". Face it, Toronto peaked in 1991 when the Kids in the Hall worked there. But like all successful people, they moved on. Enjoy the Hamilton stench.

Don't be mad just because women in Edmonton (or should I say Deadmonton haha) rely more on plastic surgery than women in Toronto do

Better the Hamilton stench than the stench emanating from the tar sands, enjoy getting your environment raped for all its worth because in the end Alberta won't be worth living in after it's done for.

[KennKenna]

I wonder if you as this much of a prick to women in real life.

That's alright. They're probably just upset because nobody likes them in real life, so they take out their rage on random strangers through the Internet. It's pathetic, actually.

[gaypalmsprings]

I don't do Regina. I mean, that's so wrong.

[Ray del Mundo]

So what were you trying to accomplish? Did you think you had something NOBODY else thought of before? did you sense you were actually contributing to society with this thread? Was there a feeling of ''holy shit, I think I found something nobody found!'' when you randomly clicked on that website? This is why youre fucking stuck in Saskatchewan with your too cool blue hair. Thinking youre so awesome by doing this kind of shit. You know that nobody here cares right? Do you go to sleep every night feeling high and mighty now that you got a small bit of attention because nobody except your mother does? Get the fuck out of here please. You're whats wrong with the forum right now. You do not have half a brain to take 2 minutes to look and see whats truly going on. I am sure in real life you would be the person that gets picked on by everyone because of this mindset. Go eat a bg of dicks, cause thats probably all you're good for anyway up where you live.

0/10

[Twattycakes]

Don't be mad just because women in Edmonton (or should I say Deadmonton haha) rely more on plastic surgery than women in Toronto do

Better the Hamilton stench than the stench emanating from the tar sands, enjoy getting your environment raped for all its worth because in the end Alberta won't be worth living in after it's done for.

Dude yer right. I'm mad cause women in the city I live in have more plastic surgery than women who live in a different city. One that I don't live in. Also for "environment rape", cross reference with "Great Lakes in Ontario". If you say Alberta is Canada's Texas, I'll take it as a compliment. Not sure if you know this, but Texas fucking rules. I guess that makes Toronto like NY. Except without any of the structural/historic landmarks or cultural relevancy. Just the irritatingly inflated and baffling sense of civic pride. And the big shitty needle thing.

[wunderbrad55]

That's alright. They're probably just upset because nobody likes them in real life, so they take out their rage on random strangers through the Internet. It's pathetic, actually.

You actually want to try and act like you are prt of this board more than you really are. Posting a photo in the picture thread, which mind you, looks EXACTLY like the one in your avatar does not make you cool. You started all of this, so do us a favor and get the fuck out of here. Youre a waste of space.

[Electrotek]

Dude yer right. I'm mad cause women in the city I live in have more plastic surgery than women who live in a different city. One that I don't live in. Also for "environment rape", cross reference with "Great Lakes in Ontario". If you say Alberta is Canada's Texas, I'll take it as a compliment. Not sure if you know this, but Texas fucking rules. I guess that makes Toronto like NY. Except without any of the structural/historic landmarks or cultural relevancy. Just the irritatingly inflated and baffling sense of civic pride. And the big shitty needle thing.

If living in a socially backward province makes you prideful, whatever floats your boat.

P.S. I live in Texas, and I would gladly move to Toronto if I was given the opportunity to do so.

[Electrotek]

You actually want to try and act like you are prt of this board more than you really are. Posting a photo in the picture thread, which mind you, looks EXACTLY like the one in your avatar does not make you cool. You started all of this, so do us a favor and get the fuck out of here. Youre a waste of space.

: You hate women, don't you? lol

[Twattycakes]

If living in a socially backward province makes you prideful, whatever floats your boat.

P.S. I live in Texas, and I would gladly move to Toronto if I was given the opportunity to do so.

No one said anything about being PROUD of Edmonton. But if you're gonna knock it, do it properly. No one anywhere gives two shits if "no one in Toronto takes you seriously hahaha"

[theStank]

^WHO F'n CARES!! ALBORTIA & ONTERRIBLE CAN SUCK A TURD THROUGH A STRAW!!

BC RULES

[Neighborhood Creep]

I'm currently in a city in northern Minnesota boarding Onterio. Shit is lame up there.

[Zafocaine]

At least her pic is kinda cute. Kinda.

Her? That's not a wigged male? Hmmm...

[FEELS]

You are all viewing this thread wrong. It's like the escape pod in one of those dystopian science fiction movies, a chance for us to start over with a better civilization, one led by a blue-haired Canadian.

Exactly.

[FEELS]

KennKenna is a hot girl with blue hair, she can get away with anything.