Happy Mother's Day.
Thank you, and you better be nice to your mommy today too, D.
I'm contemplating a happy Mother's Day text message to avoid the phone call. On a scale of 1-10, just how awful is that?
I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....
My mother and I are much closer when Hallmark dictates we ought to be, so I sent her an assortment of nondescript pastel blooms and ribbon-scrolled sentiments sufficient to sustain our relationship until this time next year.
Happy Mother's day to all the Mom's. cr****
Coachella Wk2 04/19-04/21
Dave Matthews Band 08/23-08/24
Bridge Benefit 10/???
Coachella WK1 04/11-04/13 ---- 2014
I did the text... and she proceeded to call me right after
4/30 - Metz
5/19 - Dillinger Escape plan
5/25-5/28 - Punk Rock Bowling Festival
6/29 - Baths
7/26 - JT and Jay-z
7/27 - Postal Service
8/2 - Rancid/Transplants
8/9-8/11 - Outside Lands
9/9 - Godspeed!!!!!!
I did not call my mother yesterday and I feel bad about that, but by the time I remembered it would have been too late. I am going to just pretend I didn't know it was mothers day. She forgot my birthday though, so she probably forgot it was mothers day too.
To answer the question, no one really gives a fuck about their mother's.
I had a great Mother's Day; Taylor brought me donuts and a Portlandia Travel Guide, and then we went to my parent's house and my Dad and husband made dinner (sticky ribs made with apricot preserves and coleslaw) while we sat around and got drunk.
The kid and I took O-Bob to a Mother's Day brunch that ended up having the most comically bad service of all time. At a certain point, it stopped being infuriating and just became funny. I was going to write up a list of complaints to email to the restaurant's manager, but I realized they would read it and just think I was some sort of histrionic, prone-to-exaggeration jerkoff and would probably just ignore me for not being believable.
No idea why I continue to go out to eat on Valentine's, Mother's Day, etc., when restaurants are complete shitshows.
My kids made me a whole tray of chocolate covered strawberries and bananas. They came over and made me green chili chicken enchiladas and mexican rice. I did get a little bitchy though because we had planned to hang out for the day together but then they didn't show up until after 5pm and still hadn't cooked. They know that I have a hard time if I eat dinner too late because I have such poor digestion. I feel bad for being bitchy once they showed up with the big platter of fruit, but damnit we had a plan. (I really need to get over my freak outs when people don't stick to a plan)
I called my mom yesterday. It was a short conversation. Apparently, watching golf on tv was more important than talking to her daughter.
Congrats mom, you made me.
Spicy pie is mainstream shit.
Why does golf always invade oldies?