Death List 2013

[Zafocaine]

Morbid, but simple. Pick ten people that you think will die in 2013. Whoever has the most at the end of the year wins. Duplicating other peoples picks is discouraged (for variety) but accepted. If I get enough people to participate, perhaps a prize will be awarded to the winner.

My death list:

1. Gene Wilder
2. Wilbert Cobbs
3. Bob Barker
4. Bill Cosby
5. Bill Kreutzmann
6. Jerry Lewis
7. Chloris Leachman
8. Sophia Loren
9. OJ Simpson
10. John Cleese

[heart cooks brain]

a kid i went to high school with had a death list. he never came back to school.

hopefully it works the same way on message boards in 2012.

[Zafocaine]

It was either a death list, or a rant to myself about how Eva Angelina looks better bald, but needs to cut out that vato accent thing when dude's are dropping loads on her dome. Though... yes... potential spiritual consequences may arise when dealing with the dead before they die. "Play" at your own risk.

[GuyInTucson]

Morbid, but simple. Pick ten people that you think will die in 2013. Whoever has the most at the end of the year wins. Duplicating other peoples picks is discouraged (for variety) but accepted. If I get enough people to participate, perhaps a prize will be awarded to the winner.

My death list:

1. Gene Wilder
2. Wilbert Cobbs
3. Bob Barker
4. Bill Cosby
5. Bill Kreutzmann
6. Jerry Lewis
7. Chloris Leachman
8. Sophia Loren
9. OJ Simpson
10. John Cleese

I have a better idea. How about we post a top-10 list of people we hope die in 2013. You'll occupy all 10 positions.

[Zafocaine]

I have a better idea. How about we post a top-10 list of people we hope die in 2013. You'll occupy all 10 positions.

That was like a better idea, minus the idea part. Try again, my young minded angstmaster.

[RotationSlimWang]

Dude, you're like 19 tops, who are you calling young?

[Zafocaine]

Dude, you're like 19 tops, who are you calling young?

That picture was taken during my first Coachella in 2009. I guess you could say I look 19 for a good reason. Give my pic a few more looks there, guy

[RotationSlimWang]

That picture was taken during a Coachella? You stood in front of a mirror and snapped a terrible picture of yourself instead of, oh, you know, one actually at Coachella? So you're all of 22. No wonder you're running around lambasting everyone else for their immaturity. Excellent work, dipshit. Between your chinless, flabby, pale physique and your seeming complete absence of any personality, it is no surprise whatsoever that you have been laid as much as you claim. In no way whatsoever does it reek of bullshit posturing by someone desperate to justify an identity they're pretending to have.

[Zafocaine]

That picture was taken during a Coachella? You stood in front of a mirror and snapped a terrible picture of yourself instead of, oh, you know, one actually at Coachella? So you're all of 22. No wonder you're running around lambasting everyone else for their immaturity. Excellent work, dipshit. Between your chinless, flabby, pale physique and your seeming complete absence of any personality, it is no surprise whatsoever that you have been laid as much as you claim. In no way whatsoever does it reek of bullshit posturing by someone desperate to justify an identity they're pretending to have.

Speaking of desperation. It's coming off you in waves. That's a bad thing. Work it out on your own time, squirt.

[RotationSlimWang]

Did you major in Synonyms For "Young Person" at whatever pathetic community college you went to or something?

[Zafocaine]

Quite right. With a minor in message board debauchery, of course.

[RotationSlimWang]

You might want to look up the definition of debauchery before you go throwing it around.

[Zafocaine]

Or you can accept that there are people who throw around words that make you feel uncomfortable.

[RotationSlimWang]

... yes, I am just quivering with panic over the fact that you have no clue what that word means. It's shaking my foundation.

[Zafocaine]

... yes, I am just quivering with panic over the fact that you have no clue what that word means. It's shaking my foundation.

So.... you either don't know what the word means, or you don't know that you're getting clowned. Your pick, kit.

[heart cooks brain]

[Neighborhood Creep]

Best post Christmas morning in years..

[Zafocaine]

Haha, exactly. Dude's so clown shoes he doesn't know it.

[RotationSlimWang]

Please explain to me how this qualifies as debauchery. You realize that the word applies specifically to sensory pleasures, right? That you have to actually be engaging in some kind of physical, tactile behavior in order to be experiencing debauchery? And that it is fucking impossible to claim you are doing that from posting on a message board, you uneducated piece of shit?

[algunz]

Are you two campaigning to make it on my list?

[Zafocaine]

Let's just say I'm getting off on your graphic display of verbal tears. Semantic blockage on your end, innit m8?

[RotationSlimWang]

Bitch, you don't know what that fucking word means either. Now drop and suck.

Smooches. =)

[Zafocaine]

Are you two campaigning to make it on my list?

Apologies! I think I posted this in the wrong misc. area too =\ I'm new, dang it

[RotationSlimWang]

Let's just say I'm getting off on your graphic display of verbal tears. Semantic blockage on your end, innit m8?

Yeah no, see that doesn't qualify. You don't get it. You have to actually be physically interacting with something in order for it to be debauchery. What you are doing on here is having a simulated interaction with another person through an inanimate medium. That can never, ever be debauchery.

[RotationSlimWang]

See, even if you were sitting at home jerking off to this thread, it wouldn't be debauchery. Do you get it now?

[Zafocaine]

Why does your asshole pucker up every time I post anything on here then? Hmmmm? you've led a strong fail, youngling, but it's about time you knock off the constant attempts at virtual betterment. No one posting here is better than anyone else. I'm sure we could go on for years explaining how no-grade you are... but to what end? You think about that while I grab a beer.

[algunz]

Bitch, you don't know what that fucking word means either. Now drop and suck.

Smooches. =)

You are so endearing.

[RotationSlimWang]

Why does your asshole pucker up every time I post anything on here then? Hmmmm? you've led a strong fail, youngling, but it's about time you knock off the constant attempts at virtual betterment. No one posting here is better than anyone else. I'm sure we could go on for years explaining how no-grade you are... but to what end? You think about that while I grab a beer.

I don't think you realize what you're in. It will never end, Kid From Powder. You are not welcome here, and you will be made to feel so until the day you leave.

[Zafocaine]

I don't think you realize what you're in. It will never end, Kid From Powder. You are not welcome here, and you will be made to feel so until the day you leave.

You seem to think you're my first victim. The more you acknowledge me, the more your internet peers will realize they've wasted time on you. You can keep running your lil fingers, champ. You speak only for you, and the majority of registered users don't know or like you. Do the math. I do get a kick out of your unrealistic sense of entitlement, but you're coming off as a one trick pony here. Let's see the next act already. Wrap it up.

[RotationSlimWang]

Yes, you're probably right. I'm sure you'll win this battle. That's generally the way things go with me on this board. I don't fare very well at all.