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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Last time I ate edibles I already ate 2 hits of acid and everything kicked in ten fold. I fell asleep pretty messed up and for the first 6-8 hours of the next day I could barely talk or walk. Mush brain at its finest.
    Yep tripped maybe 500 times at lest.. best drug ever.... MY daughter has a new boy friend. He's a cook in Boulder .......... food everywhere..... cr****
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexecutioner View Post
    When I was in 1st or 2nd grade I taunted this retarded kid at school once, calling him a retard and saying things like "do you know you're retarded?". Not sure why I did it...aside from that incident I was never really a bully or anything when I was younger. I still feel pretty horrible about it to this day. Now I'm scared to have a kid cuz I think karma might make him/her retarded to get back at me.
    Literally one of the only things I ever did as a young person that I can look back on and feel good about is one day when somebody else started making fun of the retarded kids and I didn't care for the way he was doing it so I ended up in a fistfight with like three other kids. It was, to say the least, slightly hypocritical.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    You're going to hell because your daughter's boyfriend is a cook?
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    Porn

    Hookers

    Mean things I did when I was young before I developed a conscience.
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    Porn is not a ticket to hell.

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    Making certain types of porn certainly would be.
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    True, but most is not.

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    Hell: where did it all go wrong?
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    algunz butt porn

    telling people i am a cook from boulder

    loved the Thompson Twins

    used to catch bumble bees
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    I sold an ex's heroin for profit, and he hit me in the face with his acoustic guitar. There are a lot of things during that period of my life that should send me to hell.

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    ... how would you possibly sell someone else's heroin for anything other than profit? It wasn't yours to begin with. Unless you paid them to take the heroin.

    Also, are you still in touch with that ex and could I have his number please. Thanks.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I sold an ex's heroin for profit, and he hit me in the face with his acoustic guitar. There are a lot of things during that period of my life that should send me to hell.
    I laughed
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I sold an ex's heroin for profit, and he hit me in the face with his acoustic guitar. There are a lot of things during that period of my life that should send me to hell.
    hey i've been hit in the head with a bag of drumsticks by an ex, we should start a band.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Making certain types of porn certainly would be.
    Poor Eastern Europeans who look like they wish they would rather do anything else than getting cornholed by a ten inch monster cock. Will I go to hell for jacking off to that? What about posting "Rich Scatologist Wants To Play" ads on Craigslist just to see how nasty some chicks will get with the right offer on the table?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    ... how would you possibly sell someone else's heroin for anything other than profit? It wasn't yours to begin with. Unless you paid them to take the heroin.

    Also, are you still in touch with that ex and could I have his number please. Thanks.
    I lost touch with him after he dropped out of college our junior year. I'd be surprised if he was still alive. If he is, he's most likely selling his body on the streets of NYC. So sad, he was such an intelligent guy.

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    When I was a kid, 6, maybe 7 years old, I was at my grandparents' house and there was this girl Breanne there as well who my grandmother was babysitting. As her mom was leaving for work, she ran out to the wrought iron fence to wave goodbye and I ambled up behind her, whipped out my dick, and took a piss on her back.

    In our kickboxing class, there's this kid named Cesar. He's legally blind (though he can actually see, just really badly) and seems to be mentally deficient. Recently, our instructor told us to shadowbox during our warm-up. Cesar asked what shadowboxing was and I told him it's when you stand close to the wall and punch at your shadow. Despite nobody else doing that, Cesar walked to the wall and started throwing little jabs at his shadow. 5 seconds in, he says "Ow!" and caresses his knuckles. He breaks for a moment before throwing jabs again, and again punches the wall, hurting himself. He does this about 3 more times before the instructor finally tells him that that's not what shadowboxing is.
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    It's like finding out an old high school buddy is on meth, and you're not sure if any of the rumors of him giving handies behind Burger King are true but they very likely could be.

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    Hahaha, shadowboxing! You are evil.

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    I'm sometimes mildly envious of people who are raped by hot guys.
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    Dude, I'll rape you, all you have to do is ask.

    Some might say that would defeat the point of rape, but trust me... when it starts, you will realize this is NOT what you asked for.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I didn't say I was jealous of Soon-Yi.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    When i was 17 and drunk I took a spare wheelchair from a back of a truck and continue the rest day drinking and sprawled in that amazing wheelchair.
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    Still pretty serious about this.

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    I promised my cat that I would meet him there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I'm sometimes mildly envious of people who are raped by hot guys.
    I'm genuinely sometimes perturbed that i've never been date raped or ghb'd.

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    Rape fantasies are normal. That's not hell worthy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I'm genuinely sometimes perturbed that i've never been date raped or ghb'd.
    Why roofie the cow when the milk is free sort of thing, perhaps....

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    Better milk.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Rape fantasies are normal. That's not hell worthy.
    It's not that I fantasize about rape. It's more like "Uh, he's hot, what are you complaining about?"
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
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    If our thoughts send us to hell, we are ALL fucked. It's the actions that give us the one way pass.

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    Pipe the hell down gunz. Some of us are trying to get drugged over here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Pipe the hell down gunz. Some of us are trying to get drugged over here.
    Can't wait til our next run in
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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