The Christmas/Holiday Complaint Thread

[Mugwog]

Dude, I'll out shower you any day.

[bobchella]

Golden Shower maybe

[Neighborhood Creep]

The real feel (wind chill) is -4 for tonight.

[Miroir Noir]

That's Steve Buscemi in the woodchipper weather.

[Eddie S.]

It's fucking cold as fuck right now for Los Angeles, and my water heater is leaking so badly that I have to shut it off. This means no fucking hot water whatsoever, and when I release the valve for water again, I get about 5 minutes of lukewarm piss water. The landlord won't be able to do anything till after xmas...

you can always boil water..better than nothing.

[Neighborhood Creep]

That's Steve Buscemi in the woodchipper weather.

Reminds me of
http://imgur.com/a/8y5dx

[marooko]

MAXIMUM TROLLING.

Little too obvious, huh?

[joppy-slow]

no kidding

I would watch the weather report all day if our weather people looked like that good...

[Mugwog]

you can always boil water..better than nothing.

Eh..... no

[xuclarockerx]

Saw that frozen fox thing elsewhere. Sad but fascinating.

Also is that Ellen from KCAL9? WOULD

[flowbee]

I'm annoyed with all the atheists going around celebrating Christmas and swearing in Christmas threads. Make up your own holiday. Let's be more Christmassy.

[Mugwog]

Fuck your couch, its an american holiday, we ain't celebratin christ no more, its the red man and monetary value he brings us

[saranater]

The real feel (wind chill) is -4 for tonight.

Tomorrow, the high (with windchill) will be -18. And it wont get any better for a week.

Good thing I'll be all sauced up on eggnog and rum bitches. Fuck you windchill.

[Mugwog]

Reading that you're from calgary got me missing some TIM HORTONS!

[Neighborhood Creep]

Tomorrow, the high (with windchill) will be -18. And it wont get any better for a week.

Good thing I'll be all sauced up on eggnog and rum bitches. Fuck you windchill.

That's harsh. We'll be seeing that in about a month. Best of luck staying warm

[Starraven]

Sick for the holidays as usual. Can't shake this sinus cold. Tried to dull my senses with wine last night but this morning I'm coughing more and even more congested. Another Neo Citran Xmas.

Joining the sinus cold club, me and my boytoy are unhappy members. Mmmm hot tea..

[algunz]

The inflatable penguins on our front lawn still light up, but no longer inflate.

I hate those things.

[bobchella]

I'm annoyed with all the atheists going around celebrating Christmas and swearing in Christmas threads. Make up your own holiday. Let's be more Christmassy.

Christmas? As in the holiday started by the Pagans?

[BROKENDOLL]

Tomorrow, the high (with windchill) will be -18. And it wont get any better for a week.

Good thing I'll be all sauced up on eggnog and rum bitches. Fuck you windchill.

That's harsh. We'll be seeing that in about a month. Best of luck staying warm

Now, be honest...If it weren't for Coachella in April, you guys would never completely thaw out and be able to use your limbs properly the rest of the year, huh?

[Drewski27]

My complaint lies with the people who wish they were from Montecito, coming into my store and getting angry because their daughter placed an order that they know nothing about. I tried to help her go over the order, walking her to the meat department, having someone explain what it was, and all I got was "WELL APPARENTLY I'M NOT RICH ENOUGH FOR ANY OF YOU TO HELP ME." Yeah bitch. No, bitch. It's not that you're not rich enough. It's because you're a huge cunt. Fuck holiday dinner orders.

[saranater]

Now, be honest...If it weren't for Coachella in April, you guys would never completely thaw out and be able to use your limbs properly the rest of the year, huh?

I'm considering turning my thermostat all the way up for a week or two before Coachella. I need to acclimatize.

[Mugwog]

My complaint lies with the people who wish they were from Montecito, coming into my store and getting angry because their daughter placed an order that they know nothing about. I tried to help her go over the order, walking her to the meat department, having someone explain what it was, and all I got was "WELL APPARENTLY I'M NOT RICH ENOUGH FOR ANY OF YOU TO HELP ME." Yeah bitch. No, bitch. It's not that you're not rich enough. It's because you're a huge cunt. Fuck holiday dinner orders.

It's not like she pulled out $3000 and said fix my problem now please, here's money for each of you.

Then I'm sure the situation would sway in her favor and she would apparently be rich enough to solve her problems.

[ThatGirl]

I'm considering turning my thermostat all the way up for a week or two before Coachella. I need to acclimatize.

Yes - April is still wintertime for us so this may be required.

[amyzzz]

It's so fun gloating this time of year about the weather.

[BROKENDOLL]

The inflatable penguins on our front lawn still light up, but no longer inflate.

I hate those things.

Well, it's a good thing you're into lights and shiny things or poor Wes would be really fucked. Now, kindly hand over the stick pin Algunz...

[Mugwog]

Well today is not cold as fuck apparently. LA weather is like its people: Bipolar.

The sun is shining, the weather is sweet. Make you wanna move, your dancing feet.

[BROKENDOLL]

Well today is not cold as fuck apparently. LA weather is like its people: Bipolar.

The sun is shining, the weather is sweet. Make you wanna move, your dancing feet.

You are aware that if Algunz finds you with her stickpin, that all ends, right?

[fatbastard]

It bugs me that businesses are open during Christmas.

[algunz]

You are aware that if Algunz finds you with her stickpin, that all ends, right?

Are you drinking again?

[Mugwog]