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    Stare deep into my buttchin


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    It's not as offensive when the rest of your face is hidden.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Gross Tom. Arrowhead water is gross.
    Seconded. People from Arrowhead don't even drink Arrowhead, maaaaan....

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    Dasani water is gross as fuck

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    Aquafina* is good. But that Fiji shit. Ugh. All warm and heavy as if mixed with semen from islanders.

    *I guess it was Aquafina not Dasani I was thinking out. Can't recall Dasani. Fuji is still gross.
    Last edited by lehorne; 12-19-2012 at 06:18 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lehorne View Post
    Dasani is good. But that Fiji shit. Ugh. All warm and heavy as if mixed with semen from islanders.
    You speak the truth.
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    All bottled water: bad.

    Except at Coachella. Where environmentalism takes a vacation like everything else in my world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Seconded. People from Arrowhead don't even drink Arrowhead, maaaaan....
    The spring that they draw from in my area, Coyote Spring, is near a small town that is infamous for incest, lack of hygiene and lots of infighting. I try to stay away from anything that comes from there.
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    DASANI IS FOR DICKS

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    I wash my dick with sheep's milk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    DASANI IS FOR DICKS
    Guilty, party of one.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    I wash my dick with sheep's milk.
    Really, is there any other way? Goat's milk and cow's milk just don't have that earthy, rich, creamy lather that one needs to support sponginess and to invigorate shaft pubes.
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    My shaft pubes are invigorating enough on their own. Next.
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    They may be invigorating, but are they invigorated? Crucial difference here.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Perhaps they're self motivated.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    I'm gonna fuck that chin.
    LOL! <33
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    His sweater is almost as bad as his chin. Almost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewski27 View Post
    His sweater is almost as bad as his chin. Almost.
    It's a lethal combination in any case.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Speaking of fucking chins, can you get banned for showing pubes in a photo? Both sexes, but I was leaning towards men actually.

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    Dasani? Nasty ass salt water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Originalbob View Post
    Speaking of fucking chins, can you get banned for showing pubes in a photo? Both sexes, but I was leaning towards men actually.
    I would say pubes on a chin would get you banned.
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    What if said chin could be confused with a hairy butthole? Is that ban worthy?
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    sonicc
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    the xanman action figure

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    My dog loves those things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    the xanman action figure

    that looks more like a vagina than it does a butthole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    My dog loves those things.
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    lulz... "is this the pleasure model"
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