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    Default BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    Unless you all can pack a year's worth of interestingness into the next 21 days.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    Best Unbanning: obvious.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    Most Disappointing™: Everyone.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    That's trademarked now?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    I've been systematically trademarking all Things™.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    Worst board member : Virgo
    Last edited by getbetter; 12-11-2012 at 05:09 PM.
    Translation

    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Worse board member : Virgo
    Ha. Haha.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Funniest Female Board Member Who Is Not Guedita: (no entries)
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    Worst alias: Malcomjama1awesome

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    Most annoying board member of 2012 : Spooks
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

    Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival 10/03 - 10/05/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
    War on Drugs @ Fillmore 10/05/14
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    smartest decision of 2012: cancelling the board awards
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Virgin of the year: IceyHotshots
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

    Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival 10/03 - 10/05/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
    War on Drugs @ Fillmore 10/05/14
    Treasure Island @ Treasure Island 10/18 & 10/19/14
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    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14


    Last.fm





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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

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    Worse board member : Virgo
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    Virgin of the year: IceyHotshots
    2 for 2
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    My god is he bad at this.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    I think if we let posts from after midnight and grade it on a curve: Vigo actually comes out as one of the coolest board members who happens to be terribly attractive and often times brings interesting and useful issues to light and also gets lots of chicks and good drugs and leads a generally cooler life than getbetter.... Just sayin

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    getbetter has a fucking parrot. try again.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    2 years too late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    getbetter has a fucking parrot. try again.
    You relate to birds don't you ?

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    Bkaaak

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    who happens to be terribly attractive and often times brings interesting and useful issues to light and also gets lots of chicks and good drugs and leads a generally cooler life than getbetter.... Just sayin
    Empirical evidence I've gathered in the field suggests otherwise.

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    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
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    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Best Fantasy Coachella Board Member Vacation: ThatGirl Takes The Coachella Ladies to Vegas

    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Best Boring Shit About Your Life/Confession/Banal Confession of the Year

    There have been some good ones, SoulDischarge's "Too drunk to masturbate in a public stall" are one of the few hidden treasures amongst all the trash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Best Fantasy Coachella Board Member Vacation: ThatGirl Takes The Coachella Ladies to Vegas
    I do believe it was "lets go to Vegas", not "I'm taking girls to Vegas". That said this was discussed during a drunken tinychat conversation so like in all things tinychat, anything is possible.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Most Terrifying Hairdo: ThatGirl.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Shut Up Forever And Die In A Remote Bog Award: Everyone.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Most Terrifying resume - RSW.
    Fixed.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Empirical evidence I've gathered in the field suggests otherwise.
    With your gorilla math I'm sure all values equal BANANAS

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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    I'd say toss the awards of the fiscal cliff.


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    Best birthday announcer: GPS
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Best dessert poster: fatbastard



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