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    Is that unusual?
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    Is that unusual?
    It's certainly banal, which goes with the thread title.
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    And I don't give a fuck.

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    Well I was just wondering why he specified the Bisquick.
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    It adds an extra level of banality, I guess.

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    4 pages and still no banal sex comments. Remarkable restraint.

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    You should start taking drugs again to help with that superiority complex, Tommy.
    I've taken plenty of drugs and I've got a massive superiority complex.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Take more drugs. Isn't that always the answer?

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    Ive been enjoying the loud gas I've been having lately. Crop dusted my little sister last night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Take more drugs. Isn't that always the answer?
    No, taking BETTER drugs is always the answer.

    Also on the orgasm note: it's very possible for multiple orgasms to occur within under a minute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Is that unusual?
    I consider myself to be too much of a snob in that regards to use bisquick, the confession is I stooped so low to use that product.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleepingrock View Post
    I consider myself to be too much of a snob in that regards to use bisquick, the confession is I stooped so low to use that product.
    Hostess Brands > Bisquick

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    Its too early to get sentimental Ken.

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    I like cats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post

    Also on the orgasm note: it's very possible for multiple orgasms to occur within under a minute.
    Now, here was my initial confusion. Is this multiple or an elongated, controlled orgasm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    4 pages and still no banal sex comments. Remarkable restraint.
    Truth- I wrote up a dick down encounter nobody could possibly care about but then cancelled before submitting. I got bored editing it.
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    One of my only heterosexual encounters was a not entirely painless blowjob from a girl with braces. After that I was done with the opposite sex for good.

    Oh, before that I dated a girl with the biggest boobs in my entire high school, and I was the only one who never noticed them.
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    I'm not actually gay, or a midget.
    LOL! <33
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    i'm not actually a doctor....
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    I just bought beer with a bunch of 2 dollar bills that I found stashed away in my childhood room. Not even good beer.

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    ^ proud

    I listen to girly music because it gets me the sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    I'm not actually gay, or a midget.

    I listen to girly music because it gets me the sex.
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    I'm pretty sure each statement justifies the other.
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    I watched the movie Tommy last night for the first time in approximately 35 years. I enjoyed it.

    edit actually, to make this alleged confession even more banal, I will add a story about my musical development as a 13-year-old suburban white kid (in Ohio, at the time). I got the Tommy soundtrack because I was a serious Elton John fan at that age and you know Pinball Wizard and all that. I didn't know hardly anything about The Who -- I think I kept getting them confused with The Guess Who, actually -- and so this soundtrack was my first real introduction. I had the soundtrack memorized front and back well before I ever heard the actual original Who album. When I finally did, I thought it sounded really strange, underproduced, quiet even, and really to this day it doesn't sound right to me. It wasn't until I saw the Woodstock movie that I realized that the real genius in that stuff did lie with the band after all.
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    When I'm jerking off in the shower, every time I jam my finger up my ass, I lose my boner and can't finish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheddar's Cousin View Post
    When I'm jerking off in the shower, every time I jam my finger up my ass, I lose my boner and can't finish.
    ... why would you keep doing it, then?
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    To prove to myself that I'm not a homophobe.
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    Im just sitting in the bathroom stall waiting for it to be Two so I can get the fuck out of here and enjoy amazing three day weekend.
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    Im excited eat this sandwich I just brought.
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