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    i cannot stand in meetings when people clearly have the ability to talk louder, but instead try to talk softly and get this weird noise like they have something in their throat. a few people on NPR do this too. speak up, there's people on the phone asshole.
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    And then there are the people that think they have to SCREAM at speakerphones during conference calls, which make me equally as annoyed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    And then there are the people that think they have to SCREAM at speakerphones during conference calls, which make me equally as annoyed.
    I confess I'm guilty of that. I sort of assume that if they aren't in the room, they can't hear me.
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    Type louder, some of us are across the country.
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    my mom decided to use my dad's nook. this morning i woke up to a gchat message from my dad saying "have a great day". i knew it wasn't him, but it really weirds me out. he also still shows as idle on gmail. i wish she'd log that shit out. and i am in a big meeting with people i haven't seen in awhile and they all were asking me about it. ugh.

    and i feel like i'm using this thread improperly, sorry.
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    The only misuse of the thread here is that it's not banal and we do give a fuck, Ivy. I can see why that would weird you out, can you talk to your mom about it?
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    It is so hard to come back to work after something big has happened in your life. So many questions and gentle pats on the back. Ugh. Sometimes the last thing you want to do is talk about it and work can be such a nice distraction. These people I'm sure have your best interests in mind, but it's like, "Leave me alone, and let me do my job."

    Sorry, Ivy. Everyday will get a little easier. But you'll miss your dad forever. That's just something you'll start to get used to.

    And that was nice of your mom, but I wouldn't hesitate to ask her to change it.
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    i don't want to have the conversation with my mom unless this continues. it may be hard for her too having to log him out forever. i know she was using his email to contact people about what happened. she's just not tech savvy.

    i think i am just tired from going out last night, but i feel really overwhelmed about it today. i was doing ok for awhile, but today kinda sucks and i wish i could go home. though the distractions of work are probably for the best.
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    I traded enchiladas for xanax bars today.
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    Good work.

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    Every time I go to bed early, my cat wakes me up in the morning well before my alarm is set to go off and completely negates my efforts to get more sleep. Little punk.
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    How long before your alarm? I may need your cat.
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    He wakes me up to chew the hell out of my arms and hands at least an hour before my alarm is set to go off. This morning it was an hour and a half prior. I sent him packing, but at that point sleep has been disturbed and the damage done.
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    After my alarm goes off in the morning if I don't get up, my dog barks at me (because he needs to go out and pee!).
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I traded enchiladas for xanax bars today.
    I totally give a fuck about this. That's awesome.
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    The going rate is 2 enchiladas per bar, lucky for me the guy was hungry.
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    Why is Xanax referred to as "bars" instead of "pills?"
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    Because of the appearence of the pill.
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    2 mg xanax comes in the shape of a bar, and it's advisable that you break it into 4 pieces.

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    Like a kit kat
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    I bought like 200 xanax bars online somewhere a few years ago using my company benefits credit card. good times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    2 mg xanax comes in the shape of a bar, and it's advisable that you break it into 4 pieces.
    It is advisable you swallow the whole thing and chase it with a bottle of rum.
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    I got some from a friend who purchased a bottle in Mexico, a quarter knocked me out. The ones this guy gets are a generic and don't work as well, I usually take half.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    It is advisable you swallow the whole thing and chase it with a bottle of rum.
    I prefer wine.

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    For many reasons, I'm really hoping the person behind me on the plane is OK and doesn't need medical attention somewhere in the middle of the flyover.
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    I just cried to this. real tears.


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    I popped a whitehead this morning. On my lip. MY FUCKING LIP.
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    Actually on it or at the lip line?

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    Actually on my fucking lip.
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    Yikes. You must have had a good weekend.

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