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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    I kind of like Coldplay's new Magic song.

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    I don't feel like cleaning the bird cage
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    I got a haircut.
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    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Today I realized that there is a correlation between the F4 function in excel that toggles dollar signs in formulas and the actual dollar sign key, which is shit 4. They both have a 4 involved.
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    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Also, ^ I just said shit
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    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    I want to buy an IROC Z28 and roll around in it listening to Metallica.

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    Can we insert every single post Marooko has here.
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    Still pretty serious about this.

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    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
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    So I might end up seeing a band I have constantly talked shit about.....Elbow. A friend of mine offered me a free ticket if he can't find anyone to buy it off him.So who knows maybe if i go tonight i might change my mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

    Jack White @ Bill .... 08/22/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
    War on Drugs @ Fillmore 10/05/14
    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14


    Last.fm





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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    So I might end up seeing a band I have constantly talked shit about.....Elbow. A friend of mine offered me a free ticket if he can't find anyone to buy it off him.So who knows maybe if i go tonight i might change my mind.
    Go. Go. Trust.

    edit - opener John Grant blows.
    Last edited by ThatGirl; 05-27-2014 at 06:45 PM.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    I remember liking what i heard. never really gave them a chance though.
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    ICYMI: Today the two board members with the most questionable approach to music held mirrors up to each other; no one learned a thing and nothing will change.

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    I was at a wedding a few months back and I got really really bombed. So this "family friend" took a cup full of water and threw it on my crotch and told everyone I peed myself.

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    I had it coming to me. About a year ago we were in vegas and the guy pissed me off. You know when people get drunk and just start talking shit for no reason. So in the morning I went to the airport early, moved my flight up, and canceled his flight. So he got stuck at the airport for hours.

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    I've thrown out my neck more times drying my hair post shower a hell of a lot more times than I've ever hurt it doing something strenuous.
    8/23 NIN and Soundgarden @ Shoreline
    8/26 Jack Johnson @ Berkeley Greek Theatre
    9/19 Beck @ the Masonic (?)
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    10/5 The War On Drugs @ The Fillmore
    10/21 Jessie Ware @ The Chapel
    10/24 Little Dragon @ the Fox Theatre
    10/24 Rfs Du Sol @ The Mezzanine
    10/29 PHISH @ Bill Graham Civic Auditorium
    10/31 AlunaGeorge @ 1015 (?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    So I might end up seeing a band I have constantly talked shit about.....Elbow. A friend of mine offered me a free ticket if he can't find anyone to buy it off him.So who knows maybe if i go tonight i might change my mind.
    let me know how it goes. I find Elbow to be pretentious and boring, but if you find merit I want to take that into consideration.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I spent almost an hour watching an episode of Extreme Wright Loss inside of a 21 Choices Yogurt.
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    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Last night I saw an old friend at the Beach Ball in Newport. So I get this girl at the bar to go up to him and say "you son of a bitch, you never called me back after I let you fuck me."

    His face the when he saw me lol

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    ^ Priceless.

    I got some new ink. You bitches will have to meet me in person to ever see it. So there. Win-win for everyone.

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    At one point when I didn't have much to my name, a person lent me bedsheets that I needed and appreciated. After getting to know him I can say that he is one of the most annoying persons I have ever met.
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    Smooches. =)

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    i just cried into spinach & artichoke dip at the airport while a bored business man watched.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    did it taste any better?

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    It does sound tasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i just cried into spinach & artichoke dip at the airport while a bored business man watched.
    NOT APPROPRIATE to this thread. We give a fuck. *hugs* Ivy

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    I went on a James Spader double header yesterday: Pretty in Pink and Secretary. I'd be his secretary any goddamn day of the week.

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    Reese's cleavage in Vanity Fair. Wow.

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    My work crush massaged my shoulders this morning and I blushed like a grade school girl.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    My work crush massaged my shoulders this morning and I blushed like a grade school girl.
    Gotta love permissible sexual harassment.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    I went to the movies yesterday and spent all day there theater hopping for a total of four movies.
    8/23 NIN and Soundgarden @ Shoreline
    8/26 Jack Johnson @ Berkeley Greek Theatre
    9/19 Beck @ the Masonic (?)
    9/22 Tove Lo @ the Fillmore
    9/27 Simian Mobile Disco @ The Mezzanine
    10/5 The War On Drugs @ The Fillmore
    10/21 Jessie Ware @ The Chapel
    10/24 Little Dragon @ the Fox Theatre
    10/24 Rfs Du Sol @ The Mezzanine
    10/29 PHISH @ Bill Graham Civic Auditorium
    10/31 AlunaGeorge @ 1015 (?)
    11/29 London Grammar @ the Fox Theatre

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    God. I wish somebody would harass me.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    Gotta love permissible sexual harassment.
    I think it was more friendly, less sexual harassment. He's a bit out of my league, and today I look even less harrassable than normal.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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