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    I have more than one Ill Nino song in my collection.

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    I cannot watch frosty the snowman because it makes me cry at the end.
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    When I am feeling particularly anxious, one thing that calms me down without fail is going on the internet and looking at medical journal documentation of skin irregularities and disease.

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    I apparently can't karaoke without attracting gays of both sexes or poly couples. For some reason my enthusiasm drives them to try to put their mouths on my mouth.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    You're too sexy, girlfriend.

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    I highly doubt that is the reason.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I apparently can't karaoke without attracting gays of both sexes or poly couples. For some reason my enthusiasm drives them to try to put their mouths on my mouth.

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    Some jerk sitting next to me on a plane tonight woke me up to tell me I had started drooling on myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Some jerk sitting next to me on a plane tonight woke me up to tell me I had started drooling on myself.
    Ahahahaha.
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    There's an emoticon for jerking off on this forum?



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    Where were you flying?
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    I drink too much and love women too much..... cr****
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    ayeeeee

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    I admitted to "hat guy" at work that I would've liked this when I was in high school for it's sheer bizarre and happy hardcore qualities. I'm sort of ashamed, but equally don't give a fuck. I never had Napster at my house because my parents were afraid of infecting their Packard Bell.


    EDIT: It was a random sharing moment from someone I never talk to. Also, the guy reminds me of Patchy the Pirate on Spongebob Squarepants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I apparently can't karaoke without attracting gays of both sexes or poly couples. For some reason my enthusiasm drives them to try to put their mouths on my mouth.
    From what I hear, this is more of a Seattle thing than a personal thing?

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Some jerk sitting next to me on a plane tonight woke me up to tell me I had started drooling on myself.
    Some horrible cunt woke me up on the Megabus to DEMF one year to inform me I was snoring too loud. I'm sorry you didn't have the foresight to bring earplugs/headphones on an extended public transportation trip.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribbz View Post
    Where were you flying?
    Just a quick flight home from southern california. Pretty sure I mumbled incoherently and coughed on him when he told me.

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    I forced a fart this weekend, it was hot and stinky, then I forced another one. It was wet and fortunately for me, I was already done with errands and driving home. Fucking sharted my courderoys.

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    Everytime I hear the name Josh Ritter I think they mean John Ritter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Just a quick flight home from southern california. Pretty sure I mumbled incoherently and coughed on him when he told me.
    I had to deal with this fella from Minneapolis to Oakland. The coughing thing would have probably got me slapped

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    Noir received the new Big Boi album on Tuesday. I opened it and brought it to my car to play on the drive to get some well past 3:00am groceries. While attempting to pull it from the hard plastic case, I broke the never played CD in half. I've never done that before and I felt awful. I wrote him an email saying I was sorry. I replaced it with the deluxe edition ("3 extra songs!") by 7:30pm Wednesday.

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    I forgot to set my alarm last night.
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    I'm 'working from home' today soley so I can make a Guinness stew (which apparently takes 3 hours to cook).
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    I haven't slept in 3 days. Maybe today ...I saw a bball game score on the news today 107 to 2 yikes....cr****
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    I just sneezed all over my computer screen and it's now covered in snot.
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    I'm going to try hooking up with my friend Rebecca's mom, if I hang out with her again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    I just sneezed all over my computer screen and it's now covered in snot.
    I have dried up snot on my laptop screen that is at least 4 months old. There is one particular dot located such a way that it always appears as a comma when I am reading.
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    I walked into Trader Joe’s right now and Oingo Boingo’s Only a Lad was playing. I looked around for someone else to give me the eye to start crashing shoulders with, but no one even noticed the song was on.
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    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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