shit i thought this was for anal confessions. guess i'll just have to go to the gays only thread
You know gunz always kidding around.
Hahaha, I tried to think of one confession that would not be banal and everybody would give a fuck and you all are suckers.
Although I have gone to work extremely hungover and should have stayed home, I would never go in on drugs. These kids are 12-15 they'd know in a second that I was on something. Even though I'd bet a teacher on Molly would probably be awesome.
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Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine
I chose a spool of glittery jewelry elastic at almost double the price per yard of the plain one under the guise that it would probably please my friend's ten year old daughter who is coming over to make some holiday gifts next week. If I'm to be truly honest with myself, though, I bought it because I wanted the sparkly version. Doesn't matter that you don't see the elastic once it's been made into something, or that I wouldn't be using it at all if she wasn't coming over. I just wanted it.
Been wanking to an Ex’s sex video we made together memorizing the times of her orgasm parts. 2:56, 5:44, 13:17. Loved “on top”.
I'm not sure it's possible to have multiple orgasms that close together. At least not the first two.. That's barely 3 minutes.
pretty sure, can send you the video. It's very entertaining.
Of course she is joking.
1) I don't get the "joke." Where is the punchline? 2) We believed her because it sounds like something she would do, based on her posts. That doesn't reflect well on her.
You mean like a crimefighting duo posing for press photos? That doesn't sound particularly exciting.
I have nothing to say.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
12/4/14 - Angel Olsen @ El Rey // 12/10/14 - Tune-Yards/Cibo Matto @ Wiltern
like ur moms vaginia.