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  1. 11-14-2012, 03:11 AM #1
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    Happy birthday!!!

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    Happy Birthday!
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    happy birthday!!!
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    Default Re: Wish malcolmjamalawesome a Happy Birthday, bitches!

    LOL WHAT ARE YOU 30
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    happy birthday
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    Happy birthday. Hope you've adequately prepared your game for the critical January posting season ahead.
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    Happy Birthday!!!!!!
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    Happy Birthday!!!! I hope it is a good one!
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    Happy Birthday!

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    happy birthday mja
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    happy birthday
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    Default Re: Wish malcolmjamalawesome a Happy Birthday, bitches!

    oh its your birthday? that's nice...
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    Happy birthday!
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    happy birthday MJA!
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    Happy Birthday!
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    Happy birthday, MJA.
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    Have a great birthday muh-phucka!
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    Default Re: Wish malcolmjamalawesome a Happy Birthday, bitches!

    ^I agree with this pic. I'm glad we've never clashed.

    Happy Birthday!
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    Depending on your wishy-washiness, we've shared various clashes. But, I'll always remember the ample amount of charm you possessed the first time I walked into the Sahara Tent all demure-like... Hearing loud and clear, "Hey! It's motherfucking Brokendoll," across the whole back end of the tent is a memory I will never be able to forget, old or not. Speaking of which... OLD. How's does it feel motherfucker?
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    Default Re: Wish malcolmjamalawesome a Happy Birthday, bitches!

    SHIT!~ I forgot to give you your gift! Happy Birthday MJA!!!

    Plesase tell me you don't already have trophy mounted headphones! LOL

    1.     Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
    2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
    3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.

    A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
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    happy birthday mongrel
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