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    PM Bumblebee and I'm sure you'll get your answer with many other facts
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    Dude.

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    9/11: Tomas Barfod @ The Rickshaw Stop
    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
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    You're incredibly stupid.

    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/11: Tomas Barfod @ The Rickshaw Stop
    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Default Re: A thought on the radius clause

    Lobotomize your thoughts.

    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/11: Tomas Barfod @ The Rickshaw Stop
    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krellish View Post

    Even if you think some of these acts are long shots, I think you’d be silly to expect none of them.
    Right. We'd be the ones that are silly.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Terrible fucking thread by the way.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    You're incredibly stupid.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Terrible fucking thread by the way.
    You guys are incredibly helpful, fun people to talk to. I have learned so much from you both.

    What would a thread be without you stating your unexplained contempt for anyone that has misconceptions about your beloved festival? It does belong to you, right?

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    They're not even misconceptions you vile worm. You've proposed wholly speculative hypothetical questions to this Board - what possible meaningful answer are you expecting? Do you really care what Random Boardie A thinks about your potential "Drake exception," you fucking bag of shit?

    That you put any effort into posting this theory and question, regardless of how nominal that may be, demonstrates your fundamental lack of purpose or general life skills.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Default Re: A thought on the radius clause

    Where, exactly, did you ever come up with the asinine notion that the radius clause is exactly 6 months?

    And that it applies to every act on the lineup?

    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/11: Tomas Barfod @ The Rickshaw Stop
    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Was the intent of this thread to advise artists with respect to their bookings so that they don't mistakenly foreclose their chance of playing Coachella? Was this a friendly tip to Thom Yorke?
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Radius clods
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    I'm sure Thom Yorke is above any radius clause.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I propose, or counterpropose I guess, that the radius and the ulna are two bones in our silly forearms.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Rumors/Gossip/Wish List/Absurd Speculation Presented As Fact
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    BEAT THE RADIUS CLAUSE! ONLY 1 MONTH LEFT TO PLAY A SHOW IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA IF YOU WANT TO ALSO PLAY AT COACHELLA!

    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/11: Tomas Barfod @ The Rickshaw Stop
    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    I speculate that the femur will play the mainstage at 9pm on Friday.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    "Hello, is this Kanye West? Yes this is Krellish. Look, I think there's something you should know ..."
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Tom thinks he's quite humerus
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    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Krellish, author of Coachella's Radius Clause: History, Length, Notable Exceptions

    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/11: Tomas Barfod @ The Rickshaw Stop
    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Default Re: A thought on the radius clause

    Krellish, can you proffer another thread re: Thoughts on Negative Backlash

    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/11: Tomas Barfod @ The Rickshaw Stop
    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    [DISTINGUISHED COLLEGE PROFESSOR enters empty lecture hall and flips on light switch. He gasps. The chalkboard is covered in scribbling and diagrams, revealing the long sought-after solution to the Coachella radius clause formula.]

    PROFESSOR: It can't be..

    [PROFESSOR notices KRELLISH, the university janitor in the back of the classroom.]

    PROFESSOR: You there, did you do this?

    [KRELLISH, startled, runs out the door, panicked.]
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Where, exactly, did you ever come up with the asinine notion that the radius clause is exactly 6 months?

    And that it applies to every act on the lineup?
    Well, this is where I had a misconception. I apparently pulled this out of my ass, I will admit. I thought I had read this somewhere, but I was mistaken.

    Oh well, its a good thing I wasn't trying to impress you.

    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    [DISTINGUISHED COLLEGE PROFESSOR enters empty lecture hall and flips on light switch. He gasps. The chalkboard is covered in scribbling and diagrams, revealing the long sought-after solution to the Coachella radius clause formula.]

    PROFESSOR: It can't be..

    [PROFESSOR notices KRELLISH, the university janitor in the back of the classroom.]

    PROFESSOR: You there, did you do this?

    [KRELLISH, startled, runs out the door, panicked.]
    Okay, I laughed.

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    Oh, you certainly had read it somewhere. Your ability to "read" doesn't seem to be the problem. Your ability to "think" is the problem here.

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Just to be safe, we should re-affirm that the radius clause effects every and all artist, and extends from September - June.
    Quote Originally Posted by Krellish View Post
    Thank you guedita.

    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/11: Tomas Barfod @ The Rickshaw Stop
    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Petition to include distance (in parenths) after each show added in the upcoming shows thread scheduled beyond 10/14.
    Quote Originally Posted by dj12inches View Post
    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Oh, you certainly had read it somewhere. Your ability to "read" doesn't seem to be the problem. Your ability to "think" is the problem here.
    Yes, because a 6 month radius clause is unheard of and I am a sucker for believing such an obvious lie! You pulled a good one on me! Now I know not to trust a thing you say, lesson learned.

    Lollapalooza:
    Unless artist or agent thereof receives express written
    consent executed by a representative of C3, Artist will decline any
    performance engagement from 180 days before Lollapalooza to 90 days
    following Lollapalooza within a 300-mile radius of Lollapalooza. This
    radius clause also includes any performances (public or private) in
    Chicago the weekend of Aug 6-8, 2010. Artist will not announce ANY
    Lollapalooza performance until Lollapalooza has publicized its schedule.
    Your holier than thou attitude is pretty boring. Don't you do any other tricks?

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    DELETE THREAD
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Default Re: A thought on the radius clause

    So, just to clarify, your though on the radius clause is that one existed in 2010?

    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/11: Tomas Barfod @ The Rickshaw Stop
    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    For Lollapalooza. According to unattributed quote.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Default Re: A thought on the radius clause

    I wonder if radius clauses, when and if they do exist, apply to every artist booked for the festival. I wonder if there's ever exceptions to the radius clause.

    I'll need a few threads to sort out my conclusions on these inquiries.

    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/11: Tomas Barfod @ The Rickshaw Stop
    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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