Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
This just became the second thread I liked because it's making me so happy.
Seriously though, I'll send you a check for what I make in 15 minutes so that you can go to the best salon in Canada and get a woman's haircut.
I mean, you're just so incredibly confident of your writing abilities and your job qualifications, let's see them. You can black out the specifics involved of course to maintain your privacy.
Money, meet mouth.
I'm not sure what your streetwalking slogan has to do with ThatGirl's employment credentials.
Close, but it's "Hannah." Really close, though.
Okay, well I just saw your resume. 13 years in the recruitment field, huh? Amazing. Well now I am impressed. Or I would be if I'd ever met an HR person who seemed to have a fucking clue how to do their job.
Well I mean I might have insulted you somewhat prior to that but between your "review" of my resume and now, no, I did not start insulting you until you got way too bent out of shape about your slight issues with language.
Also, seriously, I mean if we're going to start keeping count of who's doing who the bigger favors, I honestly think that me saving you from that hair is worth ten times you telling me to add an objective to my resume.
She's not your pal friend
Listen guy, he's not your buddy
No. What a fucking stupid question
Where do you think you are? OK land?