I dont wanna get banned

[Drewski27]

The Vigo talk show hour, where you can find guests like John Wayne Gacy and Oprah Winfrey, and musical talent such as Chaz Bono and the Chastitties.

[captncrzy]

Unfunny troll alias continues to remain unfunny.

[GuyInTucson]

Whose alias is it?

[VigoTheCarpathian]

I was an alias. Now I don't even know. Sometimes I refer to myself as Vigo in my personal life.

[bmack86]

God you're boring.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

not always. the season of evil is upon us

[Drewski27]

Have you ever been prescribed xanax Vigo?

[VigoTheCarpathian]

you mean, like, for crazy people.

no

why?

[VigoTheCarpathian]

im not fucking crazy

[RotationSlimWang]

No, the other kind of xanax, for assholes.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

like a suppository ?

[Drewski27]

god dammit.

[ENluv12]

I have to admit, that was good.

[frizzlefry]

Only a carpathian

[BROKENDOLL]

I just found out I may be carpathian...

[BROKENDOLL]

I just found out I may be carpathian...

And I'm okay with that.
Vigo, you've obviously done something to stir up the natives around here and I'd like to help keep you from getting banned.
I do need to ask though, how you feel about being ignored?

[BROKENDOLL]

Vigo?

[canexplain]

Dude don't be racist and don't show your dick.. PF is pretty liberal on what goes by. No I am not being a kiss as (well maybe a bit). I decided if I can get tics, we are going to both weeks....cr****

[VigoTheCarpathian]

BD, sometimes I feel like I've known you lifetimes before, probably from some ancient battlefields, where the forces of good and evil were always trying to pit us against eachother, but we always knew better, we always knew to take the axe to both sides.

One thing I know that you've always known is that the only thing a person can ignore with the push of a button is the cavity of their own mind.

[getbetter]

This is fucking unreal.He is trying to make some congregation of annoying tweakers of the Coachella board. I want to put my foot in your cavity,Virgo.For you being excessively nauseating upon the board.Side note Mugwog probably would put a fist in there, but he would like it.

[BROKENDOLL]

[gaypalmsprings]

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Gluttony comes in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of Vidrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! then, during the reconciliation of the last McKetrik supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many of the Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it is to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

GPS, would you like to know what it is to be roasted in the depths of a giant Slor? Im certain you already do.

[BROKENDOLL]

BD, sometimes I feel like I've known you lifetimes before, probably from some ancient battlefields, where the forces of good and evil were always trying to pit us against eachother, but we always knew better, we always knew to take the axe to both sides.

One thing I know that you've always known is that the only thing a person can ignore with the push of a button is the cavity of their own mind.

Fuck, Vigo...I'm older than most, but "Lifetimes? Ancient battlefields?" And, after all the restless, sleepless nights spent tossing and turning in agony over whom I might have offended that day on the board, or the many hours spent trying to get over the last vile insult with hopes that I was strong enough to endure another... and now you tell me there's a fucking button in my cavity to ignore that shit? Where?

This is fucking unreal.He is trying to make some congregation of annoying tweakers of the Coachella board. I want to put my foot in your cavity,Virgo.For you being excessively nauseating upon the board.Side note Mugwog probably would put a fist in there, but he would like it.

If I had your foot and Mudwog's fist in my cavity, I'd probably get nauseated all over the board too... just sayin'... Try having less periods and more space in between them when you post, and see if that doesn't ease up the fact that your panties are bunched up past your sphincter muscle.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

. and now you tell me there's a fucking button in my cavity to ignore that shit? Where?.

For getbetter and GPS it is most obviously the sphincter muscle. you, on the other hand, possibly unwittingly, understand that pleasure is not equivalent to escaping pain.

[BROKENDOLL]

Gluttony comes in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of Vidrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! then, during the reconciliation of the last McKetrik supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many of the Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it is to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

GPS, would you like to know what it is to be roasted in the depths of a giant Slor? Im certain you already do.

According to the Brokendollesque Book of Spelling, Grammar, and Sentence Comprehension, I read that as, some poor soul ate so much that he was stuffed mouth to ass, and later, during anal sex, had to take stool softener and in the middle of his tryst, he ended up shitting all over the little guys swimming upstream. I could be like, waaaay off though.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

According to the Brokendollesque Book of Spelling, Grammar, and Sentence Comprehension, I read that as, some poor soul ate so much that he was stuffed mouth to ass, and later, during anal sex, had to take stool softener and in the middle of his tryst, he ended up shitting all over the little guys swimming upstream. I could be like, waaaay off though.

What a comprehensive volume. Where may I purchase a copy?

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Perhaps, the publisher is obscure as a black sheep. It hangs in space. We all do so

[BROKENDOLL]

What a comprehensive volume. Where may I purchase a copy?

Purchase? Oh, but no, that wouldn't be very Coachellian... You can download all 14,138 posts for free, right off this very site. Over half of THESE PEOPLE have never even seen nor read many of these posts, you could be the first! -

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Oh, Broken Dolls Super Masterpiece!? I'm totally learned in BDSM