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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    Crap, I forgot. Oh well, I'm so broke, I feel weird spending money on internet friends when my family doesn't really get anything from me any more.
    maybe your family should troll harder
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    Hahaha!
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    From what I understood, we don't have to necessarily spend money on this. I plan on sending my recipient rocks i've craved to resemble the cast members of Three's Company.
    Last edited by buddy; 11-22-2012 at 12:18 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddy View Post
    From what I understood, we don't have to necessarily spend money on this. I plan on sending my recipient rocks i've craved to resemble the cast members of Three's Company.
    I hope you're my Santa.

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    Just found out who I got. I forgot to check my gmail. Was looking for it all this time in my msn mailbox. Doh!

    Thanks Jen.
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    I sent my email, but I haven't received my assignment. I hope I didn't delete it while getting rid of all the BF ads on my phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I sent my email, but I haven't received my assignment. I hope I didn't delete it while getting rid of all the BF ads on my phone.
    How do survive the CST?

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I sent my email, but I haven't received my assignment. I hope I didn't delete it while getting rid of all the BF ads on my phone.
    Ive been busy sorry. Look for it today.
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    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    Ok, the last two have been sent out.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofhal View Post
    Mine is damn easy.
    You have the easiest one of them all, IMO.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    How do survive the CST?
    I don't understand this question.
    Last edited by algunz; 11-24-2012 at 08:00 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I don't understand this question.
    I thought you were a teacher.

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    That's why I'm not afraid to ask a question.

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    California Standards Tests (CSTs)

    The CSTs are a major component of the STAR program. The CSTs are developed by California educators and test developers specifically for California. They measure students' progress toward achieving California's state-adopted academic content standards in English–language arts (ELA), mathematics, science, and history–social science, which describe what students should know and be able to do in each grade and subject tested.

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    Well, CST could have been Central Standard Time.

    But . . . I still don't understand the question especially in the context of this thread.

    "How do survive the CST?"


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    If you were asking how do I survive them, the answer is simple. It's easy for teachers. It's like 3 days of paid vacation. We just have to watch the clock and make sure all the tests get handed in with names on them.

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    I believe--and I'm just kinda guessing here--that his point was how is it possible your students are capable of passing the CST. The implication being that you're a terrible teacher, probably due to gross negligence and/or lack of intelligence.

    But those are HIS words, not mine.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Oh, that's what GayPalm meant. Thanks for your insightful interpretation. It is so clear to me now.

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    It's still a good question that deserves an answer: exactly how fucking dumb are these tests that somehow you aren't fired?

    =)
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    BTW, BF stood for Black Friday ads. I realize now you guys must have thought I've been putting ads out for boyfriends. Other than that, I'm not sure what has inspired this abuse.

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    It's the holiday season. It's better to give than receive. Ha.


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    Philip Glass Ensemble - Philip Glass - Tycho - William Tyler - Nickel Creek - Jandek - The Mountain Goats - Hopscotch 2014

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    I don't see any chickens in that cartoon.

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    Already bought my gift for my SS recipient. Pretty sure they'll love it... now to find a giant box and fill it to the brim with packing peanuts to really annoy the crap out of them. Merry Christmas!

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    Oh, yeah. This thing. Completely forgot about it, but looking forward to seeing the posts in December.

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    Booo! I've been way too busy and I missed this!

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    Confession I am really happy that I am not shipping amazing beer to Kitt kat

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    wrong thread.
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    O darn but Im really happy with the person Im secret santa for.I know that they will dig it.

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    thanks for whatever you did in mexico.



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    I am actually really excited, too. I was a little worried that I didn't know what to get at first, but I think they will like it.
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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