2012 Secret Santa Thread

[chairmenmeow47]

Crap, I forgot. Oh well, I'm so broke, I feel weird spending money on internet friends when my family doesn't really get anything from me any more.

maybe your family should troll harder

[marooko]

Hahaha!

[buddy]

From what I understood, we don't have to necessarily spend money on this. I plan on sending my recipient rocks i've craved to resemble the cast members of Three's Company.

[Robin]

From what I understood, we don't have to necessarily spend money on this. I plan on sending my recipient rocks i've craved to resemble the cast members of Three's Company.

I hope you're my Santa.

[Pixiessp]

Just found out who I got. I forgot to check my gmail. Was looking for it all this time in my msn mailbox. Doh!

Thanks Jen.

[algunz]

I sent my email, but I haven't received my assignment. I hope I didn't delete it while getting rid of all the BF ads on my phone.

[gaypalmsprings]

I sent my email, but I haven't received my assignment. I hope I didn't delete it while getting rid of all the BF ads on my phone.

How do survive the CST?

[captncrzy]

I sent my email, but I haven't received my assignment. I hope I didn't delete it while getting rid of all the BF ads on my phone.

Ive been busy sorry. Look for it today.

[captncrzy]

Ok, the last two have been sent out.

[captncrzy]

Mine is damn easy.

You have the easiest one of them all, IMO.

[algunz]

How do survive the CST?

I don't understand this question.

[gaypalmsprings]

I don't understand this question.

I thought you were a teacher.

[algunz]

That's why I'm not afraid to ask a question.

[gaypalmsprings]

California Standards Tests (CSTs)

The CSTs are a major component of the STAR program. The CSTs are developed by California educators and test developers specifically for California. They measure students' progress toward achieving California's state-adopted academic content standards in English–language arts (ELA), mathematics, science, and history–social science, which describe what students should know and be able to do in each grade and subject tested.

[algunz]

Well, CST could have been Central Standard Time.

But . . . I still don't understand the question especially in the context of this thread.

"How do survive the CST?"

[algunz]

If you were asking how do I survive them, the answer is simple. It's easy for teachers. It's like 3 days of paid vacation. We just have to watch the clock and make sure all the tests get handed in with names on them.

[RotationSlimWang]

I believe--and I'm just kinda guessing here--that his point was how is it possible your students are capable of passing the CST. The implication being that you're a terrible teacher, probably due to gross negligence and/or lack of intelligence.

But those are HIS words, not mine.

[algunz]

Oh, that's what GayPalm meant. Thanks for your insightful interpretation. It is so clear to me now.

[RotationSlimWang]

It's still a good question that deserves an answer: exactly how fucking dumb are these tests that somehow you aren't fired?

=)

[algunz]

BTW, BF stood for Black Friday ads. I realize now you guys must have thought I've been putting ads out for boyfriends. Other than that, I'm not sure what has inspired this abuse.

[gaypalmsprings]

It's the holiday season. It's better to give than receive. Ha.

[IceyHotshot]

[algunz]

I don't see any chickens in that cartoon.

[Fourthisto]

Already bought my gift for my SS recipient. Pretty sure they'll love it... now to find a giant box and fill it to the brim with packing peanuts to really annoy the crap out of them. Merry Christmas!

[RageAgainstTheAoki]

Oh, yeah. This thing. Completely forgot about it, but looking forward to seeing the posts in December.

[kitt kat]

Booo! I've been way too busy and I missed this!

[getbetter]

Confession I am really happy that I am not shipping amazing beer to Kitt kat

[ENluv12]

wrong thread.

[getbetter]

O darn but Im really happy with the person Im secret santa for.I know that they will dig it.

[ENluv12]

I am actually really excited, too. I was a little worried that I didn't know what to get at first, but I think they will like it.