If my recipient is sad that they didn't receive any substances I'm sorry. I checked with some people that know you IRL and they said you probably wouldn't do any of what I had in mind. But booze on the other hand...
Being that I get those two things for, well, free, I plan on being generous.
The first part of the gift i'm shipping has arrived. I'm working on the last part this weekend.
I'm starting to get the feeling that I'm the only Santa not sending any drugs or alcohol.
Maybe I'll throw a can of beer in the box.
I'm not sending my recipient booze, I'm sending them a short film documenting me drinking $20 of booze.
11/20: The Drive by Truckers, Sturgill Simpson @ The Fillmore
11/21: DJ Harvey @ PW
11/24: mr. Gnome @ Bottom of the Hill
11/25: DJ Shadow & Cut Chemist @ Fox Theater Oakland
11/28: Dixon @ TBA
12/1: Angel Olsen, Kevin Morby @ GAMH
12/4: Avi Buffalo @ Brick and Mortar
12/6: Dream Police @ Brick and Mortar
12/11: tUnE-yArDs, Cibo Matto @ Fox Theater Oakland
12/12: Ancient Methods @ Mercer
12/13: RRose, Carlos Souffrant @ TBA
12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar
well at least send them the empty container.
You folks just make sure you pack these things well. Shipping drugs and alcohol can potentially cause some problems for all involved.
Part of the reason I was hesitant to participate is because I haven't been around much lately. Don't feel familiar with some folks. But, as others mentioned, the stalking (research) is kinda fun.
Last edited by marooko; 12-01-2012 at 07:37 AM.
If you're shipping alcohol, use Fedex or UPS, not USPS. That way you're not breaking any laws.
I have never gone wrong with Fedex.
I can see the headlines now... "Santa Claus found shitfaced and naked in a cuddle puddle with 8 of his dancing reindeer."
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
Everyone gets a sheet of acid in a magazine
Now to send it to the mother fucker.
I really hope this thing gets here in time.
I guess I should start thinking about what to get my secret elf.