2012 Secret Santa Thread

[algunz]

What about drugs and booze?

I hope you're my secret santa.

[amyzzz]

All I can say is, know your receiver. If that person would want that, then hey..

[unknown]

If my recipient is sad that they didn't receive any substances I'm sorry. I checked with some people that know you IRL and they said you probably wouldn't do any of what I had in mind. But booze on the other hand...

[ENluv12]

I hope you're my secret santa.

You beat me to it. Damn.

[Drewski27]

Being that I get those two things for, well, free, I plan on being generous.

[ENluv12]

Being that I get those two things for, well, free, I plan on being generous.

crossing fingers

[buddy]

The first part of the gift i'm shipping has arrived. I'm working on the last part this weekend.

[Robin]

If my recipient is sad that they didn't receive any substances I'm sorry. I checked with some people that know you IRL and they said you probably wouldn't do any of what I had in mind. But booze on the other hand...

Sounds like me.

[Robin]

I'm starting to get the feeling that I'm the only Santa not sending any drugs or alcohol.
Maybe I'll throw a can of beer in the box.

[amyzzz]

We do't get any drugs here. I'm not sure that my sendee partakes anyway.

[guedita]

I'm not sending my recipient booze, I'm sending them a short film documenting me drinking $20 of booze.

[ENluv12]

I'm not sending my recipient booze, I'm sending them a short film documenting me drinking $20 of booze.

You win.

[Drewski27]

well at least send them the empty container.

[chairmenmeow47]

i purchased a couple of gifts for my recipient tonight they're coming here first though, so i'm not spoiling anything by saying so.

[icedKeg]

I hope I get drugs.

[gaypalmsprings]

I hope I get drugs.

[marooko]

You folks just make sure you pack these things well. Shipping drugs and alcohol can potentially cause some problems for all involved.

Part of the reason I was hesitant to participate is because I haven't been around much lately. Don't feel familiar with some folks. But, as others mentioned, the stalking (research) is kinda fun.

[Courtney]

If you're shipping alcohol, use Fedex or UPS, not USPS. That way you're not breaking any laws.

[Drewski27]

I have never gone wrong with Fedex.

[ENluv12]

If you're shipping alcohol, use Fedex or UPS, not USPS. That way you're not breaking any laws.

Good call. I was thinking about substances, but I know for a fact that anything I can or would get would not be good compared to what most people here get.... so yea

[BROKENDOLL]

I can see the headlines now... "Santa Claus found shitfaced and naked in a cuddle puddle with 8 of his dancing reindeer."

[stuporfly]

You dope-addled idiots are ruining Xmas.

[chairmenmeow47]

so crispin up you're saying i shouldn't send the DIY free base kit i purchased for you?

[Mugwog]

Everyone gets a sheet of acid in a magazine

[marooko]

You dope-addled idiots are ruining Xmas.

I'm participating so I didn't want to sound ungrateful.

And it's, Christmas.

[stuporfly]

so crispin up you're saying i shouldn't send the DIY free base kit i purchased for you?

I grew up in NYC and took a shop class, so I'm covered.

[marooko]

Gift ordered.

[Mugwog]

Now to send it to the mother fucker.

[marooko]

I really hope this thing gets here in time.

[gaypalmsprings]

I guess I should start thinking about what to get my secret elf.