If my recipient is sad that they didn't receive any substances I'm sorry. I checked with some people that know you IRL and they said you probably wouldn't do any of what I had in mind. But booze on the other hand...
The first part of the gift i'm shipping has arrived. I'm working on the last part this weekend.
I'm starting to get the feeling that I'm the only Santa not sending any drugs or alcohol.
Maybe I'll throw a can of beer in the box.
I'm not sending my recipient booze, I'm sending them a short film documenting me drinking $20 of booze.
3/8: Voices from the Lake LIVE @ Monarch
3/17: Forest Swords @ The Independent
3/19: Tycho @ The Catalyst
3/22: St. Vincent @ The Fox
3/22: Dance Mania & Mister Saturday Night @ PW
3/23: Kraftwerk @ The Fox
4/6: Trentemoller @ Mezzanine
4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
You folks just make sure you pack these things well. Shipping drugs and alcohol can potentially cause some problems for all involved.
Part of the reason I was hesitant to participate is because I haven't been around much lately. Don't feel familiar with some folks. But, as others mentioned, the stalking (research) is kinda fun.
If you're shipping alcohol, use Fedex or UPS, not USPS. That way you're not breaking any laws.
I can see the headlines now... "Santa Claus found shitfaced and naked in a cuddle puddle with 8 of his dancing reindeer."
Everyone gets a sheet of acid in a magazine
Now to send it to the mother fucker.
I guess I should start thinking about what to get my secret elf.