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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewski27 View Post
    What about drugs and booze?
    I hope you're my secret santa.

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    All I can say is, know your receiver. If that person would want that, then hey..
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    If my recipient is sad that they didn't receive any substances I'm sorry. I checked with some people that know you IRL and they said you probably wouldn't do any of what I had in mind. But booze on the other hand...
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    I just want to ingest mind-altering chemicals and get my mind blown by tribal lasers.
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    I would rather have an auctioneer mc DnB sets

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I hope you're my secret santa.
    You beat me to it. Damn.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Being that I get those two things for, well, free, I plan on being generous.
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    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewski27 View Post
    Being that I get those two things for, well, free, I plan on being generous.
    crossing fingers
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    The first part of the gift i'm shipping has arrived. I'm working on the last part this weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unknown View Post
    If my recipient is sad that they didn't receive any substances I'm sorry. I checked with some people that know you IRL and they said you probably wouldn't do any of what I had in mind. But booze on the other hand...
    Sounds like me.

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    I'm starting to get the feeling that I'm the only Santa not sending any drugs or alcohol.
    Maybe I'll throw a can of beer in the box.

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    We do't get any drugs here. I'm not sure that my sendee partakes anyway.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    I'm not sending my recipient booze, I'm sending them a short film documenting me drinking $20 of booze.

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I'm not sending my recipient booze, I'm sending them a short film documenting me drinking $20 of booze.
    You win.
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    well at least send them the empty container.
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    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.

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    i purchased a couple of gifts for my recipient tonight they're coming here first though, so i'm not spoiling anything by saying so.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    I hope I get drugs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by icedKeg View Post
    I hope I get drugs.

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    You folks just make sure you pack these things well. Shipping drugs and alcohol can potentially cause some problems for all involved.

    Part of the reason I was hesitant to participate is because I haven't been around much lately. Don't feel familiar with some folks. But, as others mentioned, the stalking (research) is kinda fun.
    Last edited by marooko; 12-01-2012 at 06:37 AM.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    If you're shipping alcohol, use Fedex or UPS, not USPS. That way you're not breaking any laws.

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    I have never gone wrong with Fedex.
    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    If you're shipping alcohol, use Fedex or UPS, not USPS. That way you're not breaking any laws.
    Good call. I was thinking about substances, but I know for a fact that anything I can or would get would not be good compared to what most people here get.... so yea
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    I can see the headlines now... "Santa Claus found shitfaced and naked in a cuddle puddle with 8 of his dancing reindeer."

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    You dope-addled idiots are ruining Xmas.
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    so crispin up you're saying i shouldn't send the DIY free base kit i purchased for you?
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Everyone gets a sheet of acid in a magazine

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuporfly View Post
    You dope-addled idiots are ruining Xmas.
    I'm participating so I didn't want to sound ungrateful.

    And it's, Christmas.
    Last edited by marooko; 12-01-2012 at 03:44 PM.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    so crispin up you're saying i shouldn't send the DIY free base kit i purchased for you?
    I grew up in NYC and took a shop class, so I'm covered.
    Quote Originally Posted by garspaceman View Post
    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Gift ordered.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Now to send it to the mother fucker.

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    I really hope this thing gets here in time.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    I guess I should start thinking about what to get my secret elf.

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