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    Angry kill me now!!

    my roommate constantly plays the same crappy music on blast everyday after work for hours and all day/night on the weekends. this music sucks and only consists of music by skrillex, nero, swedish house mafia and all that other crappy shit...when he's not listening to this tasteless garbage, he watches titanic every time its on...



    i really need to find a new roommate and move out
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    So, is "brah" the new term for two boobs who get along? Just curious.

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    Cool, where do you live? I think this knife is probably sharp enough
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    but dude, these guys are talking about wizards piss, they're already in danger mode.

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    "BUT IT'S CALLED CALL AND OATES YOU NO FUN IDIOT"
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    you need to not make such a useless fucking thread, go vry to a real person about your roommate

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    just cause his taste in music? I've had worse roommates, dude.

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    its not his taste in music, I've never minded it before but when it is played constantly, over and over and over again, all the time on blast makes it extremely annoying! plus I hate house pets thanks to his lack of care for his two cats (and that Damn litter box) and his untrained pupbull running allover the house.. and if you may think it's a useless thread then your comment is as useless as your Boner... eat a bag a dicks bud
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    So, is "brah" the new term for two boobs who get along? Just curious.

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    If only there was a thread where people can post whenever they were in a bad mood....

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    Or a thread about roommates.

    Or a default thread.
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    I had a boyfriend who hated all the music I liked and listened to gospel and country all the time, especially in the car. I don't know. The relationship made more sense when we were both drunks.

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    i think the relationship between my roommate and i is terrible when we're drunk, just cause i have no shame and will say anything to him. he urks me to the point where i turn into an angry drunk and i'm not typically like that, i'm actually sweet, i guess its just the way he is, speaks to me like he's way better than me and like i owe him a favor. (not saying i'm better than him, nobody is better than anybody in my opinion) people like that just really suck

    sorry everybody, should have found the "roommate" thread if that even exists....or any other thread that this could have belonged to....
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    So, is "brah" the new term for two boobs who get along? Just curious.

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    Terrible thread.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    congrats for pointing that out
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    So, is "brah" the new term for two boobs who get along? Just curious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Or a thread about roommates.

    Or a default thread.
    Or a thread about urks
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    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.

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    That's racist, Jen.

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    Is that what we're calling the blacks these days?
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.

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    Hey bettycarolyn, instead of burdening someone else with the responsibility of killing you, why not just kill yourself?
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    I'm watching one of our cats trying to rape another one of our cats. Once I get a pizza, it will be a truly perfect day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Is that what we're calling the blacks these days?
    No. I'm okay with Kunta
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    Everything you say makes me want to shove a funnel down your throat and pour period blood inside you. Good day.
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    Bitch, you don't know what that fucking word means either. Now drop and suck.

    Smooches. =)

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    because it's more fun this way
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    So, is "brah" the new term for two boobs who get along? Just curious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettycarolyn View Post
    nobody is better than anybody in my opinion
    you are very young, aren't you.
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    What's it like being such a spineless, desperate-to-fit-in piece of shit?

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    really? why would you think that based on that sentence?



    & i'm not
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    So, is "brah" the new term for two boobs who get along? Just curious.

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    Compared to Tom, the world is young.
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    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettycarolyn View Post
    really? why would you think that based on that sentence?
    Because the notion that people have equal talents, abilities, intelligence, knowledge, looks, etc is a naive worldview uninformed by actual experience.
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    What's it like being such a spineless, desperate-to-fit-in piece of shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixiessp View Post
    Compared to Tom, the world is young.
    Look who's talking, you old bat. :0)
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    What's it like being such a spineless, desperate-to-fit-in piece of shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Because the notion that people have equal talents, abilities, intelligence, knowledge, looks, etc is a naive worldview uninformed by actual experience.
    People may not have equal talents, abilities, intelligence, knowledge, looks, etc, but I believe everyone has equal worth as a human being. Shame on you for being so cynical.
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    go fuck yourself amy
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    amyzzz.. worth the same as Jerry Sandusky.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    What's it like being such a spineless, desperate-to-fit-in piece of shit?

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    i guess i'm too nice and want to believe that we are all equal; why i give people chances to impress me and always end up being disappointed i don't know...

    and i should know this by now cause i'm not that young...yet not as old as a bat...sorry amyzzz
    Last edited by bettycarolyn; 10-19-2012 at 11:46 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    So, is "brah" the new term for two boobs who get along? Just curious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    amyzzz.. worth the same as Jerry Sandusky.
    Exactly right.
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    go fuck yourself amy
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    what does "worth" even mean, amy?
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    What's it like being such a spineless, desperate-to-fit-in piece of shit?

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    In the eyes of the law, in how you should be treated as a human being.
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    go fuck yourself amy
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Incidentally, I was just in the middle of writing my own erotic fiction ABOUT Amyzzz.

    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.


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    But in the context of this discussion -- the OP's relationship with her roommate -- what do 'the eyes of the law' have to do with anything?
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    What's it like being such a spineless, desperate-to-fit-in piece of shit?

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