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    Default How will you smuggle the alky?

    I don't wanna put it up my ass. It'll make me walk funny and hurt.

    Suggestions? Ideas? I would show up drunk in the heat- I might consider that. The only problem was that when girls use to pass out in the line- I would laught at them.



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    yeah this seems to be a concern...--?> ideas!

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    Quote Originally Posted by airguitarvet View Post
    I don't wanna put it up my ass. It'll make me walk funny and hurt.

    Suggestions? Ideas? I would show up drunk in the heat- I might consider that. The only problem was that when girls use to pass out in the line- I would laught at them.



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    in your body. drink a shitload before going in. then keep your body cool with cold water.

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    its not really that fun to come into the event already drunk...if youve never been to coachella before, i would not suggest it at all. too hot and too long of a day to begin that early...wait til the sun is setting...just my opinion from a few lessons already learned in life...

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    if you have any access to IV bags, you can get the 50-100cc iv bags drain out the normal saline and the reinject the drink of your choice into them then stick them into your bra.
    almost tried it one year but didnt.
    have a friend who has done it at other fests, she says it has worked for her.

    it might work with plastic bags..?

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    being drunk before 8pm would be like a sneak peak at the lowest circle of hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by smilingdownward View Post
    if you have any access to IV bags, you can get the 50-100cc iv bags drain out the normal saline and the reinject the drink of your choice into them then stick them into your bra.
    almost tried it one year but didnt.
    have a friend who has done it at other fests, she says it has worked for her.

    it might work with plastic bags..?
    gives new meaning to those water bras--not a half bad idea. but how does one gain access to said bags?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiffdud41 View Post
    gives new meaning to those water bras--not a half bad idea. but how does one gain access to said bags?
    you got friends in the medical profession?
    you will need 100cc bags of normal saline and a needle as well as at least a 10cc syringe. the rubber on the IV bags is self closing.
    i'm sure you can also used thoes bags where you can seal off seal a meal? they might work. am i even useing the right seal? i'm so bad at spelling in english.
    zip locks might work if you dont fill them up and tape them really well.
    and the water bra, can you fill them with your own water? if so fill them up with your vodka!!!

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    why not just stick a flask down your pants?
    are there metal detectors?

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    the hat is too obvious
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    We got drunk in the parking lot every year since 99 before going in...usually your buzz wears off pretty quick in the heat, but oh well...never did me any harm.
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    i bet i could wear a bra one size too big and hide flasks as "stuffing".. or maybe fill up some baggy type thing (as mentioned).

    what happens if you get caught? they just throw the shit away or they don't let you in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashtraygrl View Post
    i bet i could wear a bra one size too big and hide flasks as "stuffing".. or maybe fill up some baggy type thing (as mentioned).

    what happens if you get caught? they just throw the shit away or they don't let you in?
    i would bet they would just make you take it out. but i dont think they do a "boob" search so as long as its not obvious i bet you will be ok.

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    Default Re: How will you smuggle the alky?

    yeah has anybody ever heard about somebody not being let in for trying to sneak in alcohol?

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    Default Re: How will you smuggle the alky?

    I could just get a catheter bag and fill it with whiskey. I doubt anyone would want to check

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    It's a plan!
    I'll be sporting flask boobies and a badonkadonk butt.

    That, or my messenger bag's got 3 hidden pockets. I could just fill a ziploc with some smirnoff.

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    Sometimes the obvious solution is the best.

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    I guess it depends on what you will be drinking - personally I love alazay (so ghetto right) - and this stuff looks like orange juice - SO I am going to dump out some juice bottles and fill them back up with sweet sweet alazay!!!!

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    ummm on second thought - I am not going to do this - I would never do anything like this - phew - that was close - almost gave away my entire plan......DAMN - STOP TYPING YOU FOOL!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TRIPYEOOT View Post
    I guess it depends on what you will be drinking - personally I love alazay (so ghetto right) - and this stuff looks like orange juice - SO I am going to dump out some juice bottles and fill them back up with sweet sweet alazay!!!!
    orange juice and alcohol are the same thing, as far as coachella is concerned. you can't take either one into the festival. looks like you need a plan b.

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    whops - guess I shoulda mentioned this is how I would be getting my booze into the camp site - not the show - as far as I can tell it would be uber hard to get anything into the show that the promoters didn't want in there - maybe some E or some LSD or something along those lines ;p

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    Booze in ziplock bags. Make sure to double them up and even tape them if you can. Then, tape the bags around your waste under your clothes. A 750ml bottle can easily be distributed between 1-3 people.

    Once inside, be like a squirrel and hide the booze so you can come back later at night and get your buzz on. Hide it good to prevent others from getting their buzz on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    Then, tape the bags around your waste under your clothes.
    Dude, you're going to tape bags to your waste which you are keeping under your clothes? I can't even picture that and I'm pretty sure that the smell is going to give you away. Sick!

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    Default Re: How will you smuggle the alky?

    isnt there a way to take out the water in the bottels with out breaking the seal and then filling them back up again?

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    you can't take in sealed water

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    if you search 'Sneaking alcohol' on google. 2 out of the first 3 results are about coachella.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smilingdownward View Post
    isnt there a way to take out the water in the bottels with out breaking the seal and then filling them back up again?
    Itīs pretty easy but you need some patience, you take out all the water out with a big (non aidz) needle, you fill it the same way with your preferred transparent liquid (vodka), then you use a silicon gun to put just a small cap in the little hole thatīs left. Itīs better to do this in the bottom of the bottle, it will just look more natural. Itīs really difficult to find out that itīs not water since the seals are perfectly intact.

    I wonīt go camping so itīs of no use to me so I give it to you all the happy drunken campers.

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    Default Re: How will you smuggle the alky?

    what's a silicon gun?

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    something like this:
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