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    It's time once again for the annual Failed State porn star threadľ the rules never change and all you have to do is respond with your porn star name. This year the winner will receive a Polaroid picture of my brothers friend Colin; he's not a handsome man, but he is a man. Let's see if we can top last years winner "Bill Paxton".


    My name is: Failed "Ron Jeremy" State
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    Thundercock
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    Backdoor Pump

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    Jeremiah was a bull frog who also like to fuck bitches
    "You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper."
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    Don't let me win my own contest
    "You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper."
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    ^ you're name is totally lame and unoriginal... I'm already winning, don't worry broh.

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    Bullshit rookie, my name is all class!
    "You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper."
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    Terrance Reamer is the name, wearing it out is my game.
    "Oh this uncertainty is taking me over"

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    more like Failed Thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Tom "Gaping" Az

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    clever as always, mugwog.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Spent the whole afternoon waiting for your disapproval post to follow up with that.

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    "Does anyone else think Kid Rock has a gross smelling penis?"

    That's the best name
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    Jack Jackofferson
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    I jacked off 4 times today all before work! true story!
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    Spicy pie or die, bitch.

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    Randy Knickers
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    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    Smooches. =)

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    Wyatt Wundercach Malone
    I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ballroomdancer22 View Post
    Wyatt Wundercach Malone
    This user really wants that photo of Colin. This one is going to be tough to beat1
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    Michael Assbender.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    This thread sucks balls, not a single funny name in the bunch. Losers.

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    Charles Bukake
    I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...

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    Horace Manfield
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Johnny Depth
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    Harry Taint lll

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    Chasen Richards

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    Fuck Norris
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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