Any body who thinks Bjork sucks might as well be labeled as a bland and boring retard

[stinkbutt]

hey weasel, why are all Bjork fans angry lesbians? I mean when she played in 07 there was a mosh worse than Rage's on Sunday, and it was all hairy armpits throwing wrinkled elbows.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Finally someone has the courage to defend Bjork at the expense of the mentally retarded.

[mikey1313666]

Finally someone has the courage to defend Bjork at the expense of the mentally retarded.

Sig worthy, as always

[SepaGroove]

I bet she eats a lot of pickled herring.

And fermented shark meat.

[Bob_Loblaw]

It's absurd how much hate Bjork gets because she's doing something unique but yet we'll praise the $hit out of mediocre pop singers like Michael Jackson.

Bjork probably hates you. I just need you to know that.

[joppy-slow]

bjork = yani + air-supply + a 4'3" deaf opera singer

bjork fans = hyper-sensitive mouth breathers...

[amyzzz]

You guys are weird. And wrong.

[nationocean]

So... yeah... great thread!

[bananahambone]

You know hating on music like lil wayne, keesha, and whatever the fuck else is on that list is exactly like hating on bjork.....and it's fucking dumb. Out there there's some guy posting in a similar thread talking about how forever ago a thread was posted with the title "Lil Wayne sucks balls," and some lil wayne fan is sore because all the bjork kids make fun of him. I used to be offended when people didn't like what I liked; it was just insecurity, ego, and self aggrandizing gone haywire. I realized what a pretentious asshole I was being; I downloaded a lil wayne album, and I got fly like a g6. I hope bjork and lil wayne collaborate and blow everyone's minds.

[baily]

Bjork sounds like she's stomping on cats while she's wearing retarded outfits.

I'd force inmates at county jails listen to her shit as punishment

[troyshenanigans]

And you might be regarded as one-sided and self-righteous.

[SepaGroove]

Troy comin in with the BUURRRN

[Weasel_Evil]

Make them listen to Bjork's Unravel, All is Full of Love, Pagan Poetry and Joga, then tell me the truth if they think she's terrible.
Seriously, why do you retards say she's terrible? It doesn't make sense to me. Why not use Nicki Minaj?
I guess you guys like the bland, generic music you hear on the radio. Fucking pathetic.

[heart cooks brain]

what the fuck are you talking about

[grannock]

Niki minaj would tear the sahara apart!

[brycerosen]

One of the things I have noticed in Bjork haters is that none of them seem to even explain their negative opinions on Bjork. They remind me of 12 year old kids who can't comprehend or understand something, so they just insult it. Five years ago a username by the name of brycerosen made a thread titled "Bjork Sucks Balls" and it said "Bjork is over rated she sounds like yoko ono mixed with a dying animal played over mediocre techno or beats that can be made in 5 minutes off garage bands. Also bjork fans are so smug that they like the smell of their own farts". Does that not sound like something a 12 year old would say? This idiot shouldn't even have made this post because he obviously doesn't know Bjork enough to even describe her "flaws". To make him look even more like a retard, he just sort of insults her and just keeps establishing that he doesn't like Bjork by saying "then my job is done . . . . . . . . . . . bjork smells like a pickle" and "New Rule anyone who likes Bjork is Emo". Does every Bjork hater have the mentality of a 12 year old? People don't get Bjork's music because they are just not used to that type of music, same with her voice. Her voice/music is literally nothing like we have heard before. Listen to Bjork's All is Full of Love, Unravel, Domestica, Pagan Poetry, It's in our Hands, All Neon Like and tell me she is a horrible singer and look how much art and depth is put in to her lyrics. It's absurd how much hate Bjork gets because she's doing something unique but yet we'll praise the $hit out of mediocre pop singers like Michael Jackson. People if you're going to rant about somebody, rant about people who actually don't have any artistic value to them and sell manufactured horse $hit like Lil' Wayne, Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha.

wow, I have to say, I am at a loss of words. You dug up my post from 5 years ago? At the time I was just poking the bear for fun, ya know? and to see that a "troll job" as such can still get an idiot heated a half a decade later really warms my soul in a way that is hard to describe.
At the time I was proud the thread made like 6 or so pages, but you sir are the cherry on top I could have never seen coming.

Thank You
no seriously
thank you so much

[kvnty]

LISTEN TO THIS!!!! IT IS A LOT BETTER THAN NICKI MINAJ, LADY GAGA OR ANY OF THAT OTHER BULL SHIT YOU RETARDS ARE USED TO!!!!
ALL CAPS RAGE, MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

marry me.

[SepaGroove]

wow, I have to say, I am at a loss of words. You dug up my post from 5 years ago? At the time I was just poking the bear for fun, ya know? and to see that a "troll job" as such can still get an idiot heated a half a decade later really warms my soul in a way that is hard to describe.
At the time I was proud the thread made like 6 or so pages, but you sir are the cherry on top I could have never seen coming.

Thank You
no seriously
thank you so much

So much awesomeness. And Bjork still sucks.

[joppy-slow]

Make them listen to Bjork's Unravel, All is Full of Love, Pagan Poetry and Joga, then tell me the truth if they think she's terrible.
Seriously, why do you retards say she's terrible? It doesn't make sense to me. Why not use Nicki Minaj?
I guess you guys like the bland, generic music you hear on the radio. Fucking pathetic.

How is this as bad as Bjork? super bass, pink sports cars, ice super bikes and fly bodies... bjork couldn't even fit in dat ass.

[kvnty]

Make them listen to Bjork's Unravel, All is Full of Love, Pagan Poetry and Joga, then tell me the truth if they think she's terrible.
Seriously, why do you retards say she's terrible? It doesn't make sense to me. Why not use Nicki Minaj?
I guess you guys like the bland, generic music you hear on the radio. Fucking pathetic.

Is your toaster haunted?

[Twattycakes]

No need to get all broken up over it, Weasel! Just keep at it! You can convince them Bjork is totally great!!

[omerta]

Just out of curiosity, do Bjork haters hate Grimes too?
I find some notable similarity in those two.

[Ha.SK]

One of the things I have noticed in Bjork haters is that none of them seem to even explain their negative opinions on Bjork. They remind me of 12 year old kids who can't comprehend or understand something, so they just insult it. Five years ago a username by the name of brycerosen made a thread titled "Bjork Sucks Balls" and it said "Bjork is over rated she sounds like yoko ono mixed with a dying animal played over mediocre techno or beats that can be made in 5 minutes off garage bands. Also bjork fans are so smug that they like the smell of their own farts". Does that not sound like something a 12 year old would say? This idiot shouldn't even have made this post because he obviously doesn't know Bjork enough to even describe her "flaws". To make him look even more like a retard, he just sort of insults her and just keeps establishing that he doesn't like Bjork by saying "then my job is done . . . . . . . . . . . bjork smells like a pickle" and "New Rule anyone who likes Bjork is Emo". Does every Bjork hater have the mentality of a 12 year old? People don't get Bjork's music because they are just not used to that type of music, same with her voice. Her voice/music is literally nothing like we have heard before. Listen to Bjork's All is Full of Love, Unravel, Domestica, Pagan Poetry, It's in our Hands, All Neon Like and tell me she is a horrible singer and look how much art and depth is put in to her lyrics. It's absurd how much hate Bjork gets because she's doing something unique but yet we'll praise the $hit out of mediocre pop singers like Michael Jackson. People if you're going to rant about somebody, rant about people who actually don't have any artistic value to them and sell manufactured horse $hit like Lil' Wayne, Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha.

I'm a fan of Bjork buttttt...this isn't helping.

[kimbico]

I'm a fan of Bjork buttttt...this isn't helping.

I, too, know how you feel. I like Bjork but god this thread is fucking annoying. I will admit it's very entertaining though to see what Weasel will say next.

[sighlent]

wow, I have to say, I am at a loss of words. You dug up my post from 5 years ago? At the time I was just poking the bear for fun, ya know? and to see that a "troll job" as such can still get an idiot heated a half a decade later really warms my soul in a way that is hard to describe.
At the time I was proud the thread made like 6 or so pages, but you sir are the cherry on top I could have never seen coming.

Thank You
no seriously
thank you so much

I'd say this was one of the finest examples of trolling of all time, except that I think they might be reverse double trolling.

[Nealocus]

OPINIONS

FUCK YOU

[GuyInTucson]

Six pages of telling Bjork fans to suck his balls is not good trolling.

And I say this as someone who does not like Bjork in the least.

[heart cooks brain]

i thought his dedication was admirable.

[brycerosen]

Six pages of telling Bjork fans to suck his balls is not good trolling.

And I say this as someone who does not like Bjork in the least.

I agree the original thread was quite dumb, but you got to admit, the fact that someone got so heated 5 years later to the point that they had to make a thread on it is pretty good

PS
I love you Weasel

[SepaGroove]

Bjork still sucks.