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    Default Ministry for 2014

    New album coming out, and fuck it, if they can have unmusical shit like Throbbing Gristle and Jello Biafra, why not?

    Note: I WILL be on heroin if this happens.
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    yes please!

    Note: I WILL be backstage blowing Uncle Al if this happens
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    I am still pretty fucking pissed at shelling out $70 for their farewell tour which consisted almost primarily of music from their 3 most recent albums along with a few hits sung by guest singers (you're really going to bring out the singers of Static-X and Fear Factory to do vocals on your most loved songs during a farewell tour?!?), only for them to come back less than 2 years later (also for $70/ticket, and put on sale 10 months in advance, WTF) as if nothing ever happened. Al has lost a lot of faith in me.
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    To be fair he can't sing his songs well anymore anyways. Their new material is so fucking awful, makes me glad I didn't try to go see a faarewell gig. Also, didn't he just have a stroke or something?
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    Meshuggah was opening for the farewell tour, so that was an added bonus. But yes, Ministry exists now solely as a money-grabbing venture and feels like a total "fuck you" to the fans.
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    Ok the C U La tour was pretty shitty in 2008 with that fear factory dude singing all the older songs. Al was being lazy but when they just played the nokia in 2012 it was great. Holy shit I love that man. His opening acts are always fantastic too, in that they have no business being there. All the hardcore fans get so angry and I know Al does that on purpose. At that nokia show it was some electro music with 2 guys that had bunny helmets on playing dubstep and the ministry fans were not having it at all. THEN those bunnies threw balloons out into the crowd and I saw a pissed of heavy metal guy pop one over his head and the balloon was full of glitter. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen that guy probably had glitter in his dreads and beard for weeks.
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    That's how Al has always been though, gone until he needed more money for heroin then he'd tour again haha
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    Only if they play their super old New Wave stuff that they shunned 20 years ago.
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    I wish he didn't hate that stuff so much. I love Revenge!
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    OH FUCK YES.

    edit: err, if they do some older stuff like Stigmata.
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    I'd see Ministry...

    ...so long as they were contractually bound to play nothing but songs released prior to Psalm 69!

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    Hey now, Filth Pig was a great album.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Hey now, Filth Pig was a great album.
    Best review I've ever seen of an album was for Filth Pig. I want to say it was in Alternative Press. Just the most accurate, concise review I've seen...

    Went something like this:
    Ministry - Filth Pig - Release date - Shit. -Reviewer's name

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    It's a great album title though.
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    only if they play this masterpiece in it's entirety. seriouly i fucking love this album.

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    Default Re: Ministry for 2014

    Jourgensen said there's no Ministry without Mike Scaccia but who knows.

    But Ministry on the polo fields would be great!

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    I'd paint my long nails black for that.
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    Holy shit I know all those songs from With Sympathy. I never realized that. It's like the 80's had a party in my mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BionicCapo View Post
    Jourgensen said there's no Ministry without Mike Scaccia but who knows.

    But Ministry on the polo fields would be great!
    Hasn't he made a whole slew of music without him
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    Default Re: Ministry for 2014

    saw them for dark side of the spoon at the palladium.
    twas speeeeshal.
    no desire to see him fake it thru for some more money

    http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/minist...-73d17a3d.html

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    I know Paul T has said that he doesn't do the whole this band performing this album but I could stand behind a Ministry performing Twitch set.

    with a surprise encore of...


    and...

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    This is long overdue.
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    Default Re: Ministry for 2014

    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Only if they play their super old New Wave stuff that they shunned 20 years ago.
    Yep.


    see above tune posted by the guy who makes a mean whiskey sour.

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