2013 Lineup Confirmation/Rumors Thread

[Jman4321]

Are you a Juggalo?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

MJA and Rage Patton, you've been found guilty of conspiring to intentionally mislead this message board and hundreds of your fellow Coachellans. Confess and say something nice about someone on this board that you normally wouldn't, or you risk the wrath of the Coachella Gods.

Can I say something nice about rage patton?

[Steven]

Are you a Juggalo?

u talkin to me hippy fagget?

[Deegleberry]

Considering the rapid sellout this year, this would be the time to stick Merzbow as a headliner + simulcast to all stages and start a great purge of the exclusive partiers.

"THIS IS WHAT YOU PAID FOR."

The thought of Merzbow alone makes me want to vomit. It's self hazing to voluntarily listen to that.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

u talkin to me hippy fagget?

Lol ok we get it

[ods..]

u talkin to me hippy fagget?

Spooks?

[heart cooks brain]

Are you a Juggalo?

you're thinking of 'whoop whoop.

[Jman4321]

Oh I was just asking because of all of the spelling errors.

[heart cooks brain]

u talkin to me hippy fagget?

this would be a yes, to be clear.

[travelfan]

Coachella General Store on Facebook said the lineup is coming about 45 minutes ago. Not that they are privy to any information or that it means shit, but it's better than defining the word urban or juggalo pictures. Maybe.

[JustSteve]

Those are a lot of very dumb question. Coachella isn't just a name you can slap on anything and have it be a success. All Points West wasn't even run by GV, it was run by AEG, and it showed. S.S. Coachella was a completely new attempt to do a much higher-end version of the music cruise thing. Nobody had ever done something that luxurious on a music cruise before. Also, it left from Florida. Next year when it leaves from California, it will sell out.

Sorry, Randy. It will not leave from CA. They will keep it in FLA due to the luxury cruise lines that operate there and the much more exotic locales visited. So. Cal. is full of shitty boats going to Baja, not something GV wants to put on their customers. The boat they used in December was a billion dollar vessel, nothing like that on the west coast.

[Coac-HELLA]

Here's what I heard: Mumford & Sons was going to headline on Friday but that fell through so now fun. is headlining one night.

Can I say something nice about rage patton?

No, someone outside of the conspiracy.

[high5sareawesome]

Also judging by the tone of some people on this thread, the lineup delay is indicative of utter Catastrophechella lol. Hasn't it taken this long more than a few times before?

Catastropechella is what this has become. That's for sure.

[M0D3Z]

What was KROQa big Announcement at 5 yesterday? anyone know? Also what is with the horrific spelling juggalo?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

No, someone outside of the conspiracy.

Well, I think xanman takes nice pictures.

[Jman4321]

I'm tempted to make my title Horrific Spelling Juggalo. Perhaps a waste, though.

[Grant]

i hope all of this headliner worry makes my sade pipedream more plausible

[Steven]

Oh I was just asking because of all of the spelling errors.

lol look at me i can spell.. amazin . wow fuqing hippys and spelling. go get laid ass raper

[JustSteve]

Really? The headliners are what the delay is about? Tell me again how you know?

Who said there was a delay?

[high5sareawesome]

i hope all of this headliner worry makes my sade pipedream more plausible

It's becoming ridiculous. That would be a cool replacement though.

[heart cooks brain]

go get laid ass raper

...

[Jman4321]

It's good advice, after all.

[Coac-HELLA]

Well, I think xanman takes nice pictures.

Accepted. Thank you. Now go call that Steven dude a Flanger.

[heart cooks brain]

what concerns me is that he doesn't realize that someone who is or has been recently raping asses doesn't need to be told to 'get laid'. he's kind of already on top of it.

[citizenerased]

What was KROQa big Announcement at 5 yesterday? anyone know?

Oh you silly ass raper.

[Jman4321]

I think it was supposed to say "Ass Rapier".

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

Icona Pop
Blood Red Shoes
Luscious Jackson

[gam3g3ni3]

I really want to go to the gathering of the juggalos one time. Those girls are hot.

[M0D3Z]

Hey i am not silly, ass raping is a serious thing. I handle it with the upmost professionalism and sincerity. With that said.... was there any announcement?

[ameeps]

Coachella General Store on Facebook said the lineup is coming about 45 minutes ago. Not that they are privy to any information or that it means shit, but it's better than defining the word urban or juggalo pictures. Maybe.

Nice find, but I agree, it's very unlikely Coachella would tell any of the vendors when the lineup is coming out. Unless perhaps they're just guessing because lots of info about being a vendor just started coming their way via GV right now? Who knows.

Hey i am not silly, ass raping is a serious thing. I handle it with the upmost professionalism and sincerity. With that said.... was there any announcement?

It was about Muse tickets, not Coachella.