2013 Lineup Confirmation/Rumors Thread

[malcolmjamalawesome]

MotorAve, I have a genuine question. No trollsies. In which scenario would you consider yourself to have been wrong: the one where the Rolling Stones DO play or the one where the Rolling Stones DON'T play?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

DO ANY OF THESE BANDS HAVE SONGS ABOUT DAYTIME? THEY WILL PLAY DURING THE DAY

[fibes]

can Phoenix headline?

[MotorAve]

All you said were Muse and the Killers. You never said a third. You did say that the Rolling Stones will "never" play Coachella, however.

When you're done gagging on my cock, please lick my hairy balls

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[travelfan]

DO ANY OF THESE BANDS HAVE SONGS ABOUT DAYTIME? THEY WILL PLAY DURING THE DAY

By my own Weeknd argument, Rolling Stones have a song called Sad Day. They will therefore be the first headliner to play in the day. And it will be very sad indeed.

[MotorAve]

MotorAve, I have a genuine question. No trollsies. In which scenario would you consider yourself to have been wrong: the one where the Rolling Stones DO play or the one where the Rolling Stones DON'T play?

I have a genuine question. Why are you more concerned with my being wrong than the Coachella lineup? Have I gotten that deep inside your asshole?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

I have a genuine question. Why are you more concerned with my being wrong than the Coachella lineup? Have I gotten that deep inside your asshole?

I'm honestly not trying to be an asshole at this point. I'm not criticizing you. I'm just trying to understand your perspective on this whole kerfuffle.

[concertgoer]

Where would the xx play? 3rd from last on main? Pulp/Shins spot?

Seems about right. Based on the webcast their sound held up fine on the main stage at Bestival so I think they would be fine.

[MotorAve]

I can only be wrong about my source(s) being right. My source(s) have said a) RHCP (3 sources), and b) Muse and, at least originally, the Killers (2 sources), who may now be demoted or even removed to make room for the Stones (1 source).

[MotorAve]

One or more of those sources may or may not have a common source

[travelfan]

Jamiroquai billing. No real rumors, outside of that random Mexico City date, but if we could make them work for a Kasabian style "we're huge everywhere but here and we have no idea why" nighttime Mojave spot, this Irishman's life would be very complete.

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[malcolmjamalawesome]

I can only be wrong about my source(s) being right. My source(s) have said a) RHCP (3 sources), and b) Muse and, at least originally, the Killers (2 sources), who may now be demoted or even removed to make room for the Stones (1 source).

Did your source(s) demand you post this information on the message board? Or was that a voluntary choice of your own?

[VOLVOX17]

That is clearly a ball, not a stone.

...before the lineup is revealed, you all will be required to lick my balls. Confirmed.

I await permutations of the above post containing your fantasies about my never-existent wife.

So before said licking is discussed, lay a lineup down for us.

I dont recall seeing one, just a bunch of blurbs.

[Fig Neutron]

Seems about right. Based on the webcast their sound held up fine on the main stage at Bestival so I think they would be fine.

Yeah, that's what I think, but later on the outdoor could, too.

What about the Walkmen? Day time main or outdoor?

[travelfan]

Yeah, that's what I think, but later on the outdoor could, too.

What about the Walkmen? Day time main or outdoor?

The Walkmen scream early evening outdoor/nighttime Mojave to me.

[mazzystareyes]

Has KROQ said anything regarding the lineup announcement yet? Don't they usually do that around this time of year?

A week ago some bro named stryker on 98.7 said wow, I would be soooooo happy if depeche mode was playing coachella. They are owned by clear channel and my coworkers wife who is up in cc gets free tickets to coachella. If that means anything. Let the flaming begin.

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[travelfan]

One or more of those sources may or may not have a common source

This was clever since 2 sources apparently said The Killers. Lots of wiggle room.

Did you ever go by the name Walter J, by any chance?

[MotorAve]

Let's analyze this series of events:
1. Coachella posts an image of a round stone on their facebook.
2. moto rave changes his prediction from the killers to the Rolling Stones.

Interesting...

Let's stick your bullshit back up your asshole. Here's the actual timeline, which I'd say you would know if you were paying attention, but which it is now clear you are fully familiar with and intentionally lying about because I am so under your skin I course through every artery and vein in your body:

1. MotorAve relates information from his source indicating that the Stones may be taking over one of the headliner slots
2. A day or two later, Coachella posts a facebook picture of a polo ball and everyone on this site flips out and declares that the Stones are playing

[concertgoer]

The Walkmen scream early evening outdoor/nighttime Mojave to me.

I agree and I totally could see Jamiroquai getting billed in the middle or the end of the third line
Maybe even the fourth?

[citizenerased]

lol it really is just a polo ball

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[Neighborhood Creep]

Let's stick your bullshit back up your asshole. Here's the actual timeline, which I'd say you would know if you were paying attention, but which it is now clear you are fully familiar with and intentionally lying about because I am so under your skin I course through every artery and vein in your body:

1. MotorAve relates information from his source indicating that the Stones may be taking over one of the headliner slots
2. A day or two later, Coachella posts a facebook picture of a polo ball and everyone on this site flips out and declares that the Stones are playing

You're not connected. No one here is impressed by anything you have ever said. Fact

[travelfan]

I agree and I totally could see Jamiroquai getting billed in the middle or the end of the third line
Maybe even the fourth?

Yeah that sounds right. Man I wish that funky man, and all his hats, would come one day. I just don't see it happening. Kasabian took the ego blow and had my favorite Mojave set of the year, it looked like they really enjoyed it. Pure energy.

[Fig Neutron]

I agree and I totally could see Jamiroquai getting billed in the middle or the end of the third line
Maybe even the fourth?

That would be where I'd rather see them. Maybe I'm overestimating the Walkmen's popularity.

Jamiroquai would be mojave at night I think. Or maybe early evening outdoor.

[DruggyFestivalGuy]

You guys are complete assholes. MotorAve was just trying to help out. He had some information he believed to be true, he came on here to help people out and tip them off, and then everyone just starts fucking with him. He didn't start acting like a total bitch until everyone else lashed out at him. So what if he was wrong? Have none of you dicks ever been wrong before?

[algunz]

KERFUFFLE

[concertgoer]

Yeah that sounds right. Man I wish that funky man, and all his hats, would come one day. I just don't see it happening. Kasabian took the ego blow and had my favorite Mojave set of the year, it looked like they really enjoyed it. Pure energy.

Yeah Kasabian were fantastic. One of my favorite sets of the weekend.