The rumor thread: the last bastion of human kindness and order and mankind's search for a transcendental beauty, torn asunder, reduced to little more than the pitiful bleating of the ewe that is fed to the ravenous wolf. Hold vigil and lament this tragic downfall.
Oh, come on. Are you still raging over the fact that you married the first girl you ever saw naked? Get over it, scamp.
Anywho... don't shoot the messenger... but secret subterranean sources indicate that Lil Wayne is going to headline one of the nights with Nicki Minaj guesting.
You really are awful.
I see your problem now. Women don't offer to change anything for you, do they? When you end up with a married woman, you find out after the fact because you're the second thought on her mind. You're just a dalliance for her in the middle of her normal life. That must suck to be valued so little.
Straw grasping at its finest.