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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    And you're horribly unfunny because everyone says you are.
    Oh my, what a zinger. If only I had been joking, seeking the approval of people with poor taste, or saying anything to validate your maligned status update This isn't tv, skid. Those stupid comments that your twelve year old best friend chuckles about don't exactly translate well to text. Fun Fact: Amount of posts are NOT relative to intelligence.

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    (makes jerk off gesture)
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zafocaine View Post
    Oh my, what a zinger.
    Well, it certainly was no:

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    Also, Homer Simpson CONFIRMED.
    nor:

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    You best wreck ugh neyes
    nor this Lenny Bruce-esque thought piece:

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    Rocky, lil bro? I saw Rambo once.... does that count?
    nor:

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    Maybe you ought to check your facts, smegmamaniac.
    nor this classic bout of wordplay:

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    Point: RotationSlimWang
    nor this burn worthy of the Friars Club:

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    Hell, you've probably seen more pussy than he has, though I suppose internet snatchy doesn't count. *Proceeds to stick head in and out of Moto Rave's ass* Ohhh Gad.... Ohhhhhhh Gad. OH GAD. Moron =)
    nor:

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    Did you guys hear about the two-part questionstatement that involved name drops and beating profusely around the bush?
    but thankfully you "dumbed it down" and showed your hand with:

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    (in case you missed it, I'm pointing out that even the rumor thread has gone to shit. You should all be proud)
    So, again, thanks for the fucking zinger lesson.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    The rumor thread: the last bastion of human kindness and order and mankind's search for a transcendental beauty, torn asunder, reduced to little more than the pitiful bleating of the ewe that is fed to the ravenous wolf. Hold vigil and lament this tragic downfall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    So, again, thanks for the fucking zinger lesson.
    Your keen eye seems to have missed a critical point:

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    If only I had been joking, seeking the approval of people with poor taste, or saying anything to validate your maligned status update
    Homer Simpson will be there. Mark my words, young padawan.

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    This thread is a goddamn shitfan every fucking year.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zafocaine View Post
    Mark my words, young padawan.
    Yes, nothing says "good taste" like referencing the shittiest movie trilogy of the last 25 years.
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    Eat a dick on that or did I make too much sense for your mind to take

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    This is just getting worse and worse. I'm feeling things regressing to, oh, say, around 2008.

    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry Farnsworth View Post
    Yes, nothing says "good taste" like referencing the shittiest movie trilogy of the last 25 years.
    Nothing says "hipster" like referencing your favorite movie trilogy as the shittiest movie trilogy of the last 25 years.

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    Nothing says "You literally could not be more boring" like me, right now.

    You literally could not be more boring.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Oh, come on. Are you still raging over the fact that you married the first girl you ever saw naked? Get over it, scamp.

    Anywho... don't shoot the messenger... but secret subterranean sources indicate that Lil Wayne is going to headline one of the nights with Nicki Minaj guesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zafocaine View Post
    Nothing says "hipster" like referencing your favorite movie trilogy as the shittiest movie trilogy of the last 25 years.
    Nothing you said here makes sense.
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    Eat a dick on that or did I make too much sense for your mind to take

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zafocaine View Post
    Oh my, what a zinger. If only I had been joking, seeking the approval of people with poor taste, or saying anything to validate your maligned status update This isn't tv, skid. Those stupid comments that your twelve year old best friend chuckles about don't exactly translate well to text. Fun Fact: Amount of posts are NOT relative to intelligence.
    I approve your replies especially this one! Keep it going!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zafocaine View Post
    Oh, come on. Are you still raging over the fact that you married the first girl you ever saw naked? Get over it, scamp.

    Anywho... don't shoot the messenger... but secret subterranean sources indicate that Lil Wayne is going to headline one of the nights with Nicki Minaj guesting.
    I'm not married. My girlfriend is though. In fact, rather a lot of them have been. I think their husbands were the kind of losers who go around saying dumb shit like, "If you've never been dumped, you've never been laid."
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    I'm not married. My girlfriend is though. In fact, rather a lot of them have been. I think their husbands were the kind of losers who go around saying dumb shit like, "If you've never been dumped, you've never been laid."
    Are you boasting, or admitting defeat? It's sort of hard to tell in this post.

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    ... in what possible interpretation would it be defeat?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zafocaine View Post
    Are you boasting, or admitting defeat? It's sort of hard to tell in this post.
    Well, you got spooks on your side. That's a victory in itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    ... in what possible interpretation would it be defeat?
    Well... the whole setup reminds me of an ex of mine and I... except I ditched her and moved on with my life once I found out she had obligations to another man. Nothing wrong with playing the field, but you sound like you just enjoy sharing dick space with men you have no respect for. Pretty pathetic any way you look at it.

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    Sharing dick space might not be the ideal situation, but it really cuts down on rent. I mean, if your dick is only parked there 12 hours a day, why not let someone else take the other 12 and save some money for both of you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Haha you're one sick person, but it gave me that early morning laugh I was looking for

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zafocaine View Post
    Well... the whole setup reminds me of an ex of mine and I... except I ditched her and moved on with my life once I found out she had obligations to another man. Nothing wrong with playing the field, but you sound like you just enjoy sharing dick space with men you have no respect for. Pretty pathetic any way you look at it.
    Just because they're technically married doesn't mean they still fuck or even live with the husband.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Sharing dick space might not be the ideal situation, but it really cuts down on rent. I mean, if your dick is only parked there 12 hours a day, why not let someone else take the other 12 and save some money for both of you?
    If all parties are cool with it, then it could be a fine plan. Why would you share with someone you think is an idiot? Seems like a hell of a health risk for a little bump and grind.

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    You really are awful.

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    I see your problem now. Women don't offer to change anything for you, do they? When you end up with a married woman, you find out after the fact because you're the second thought on her mind. You're just a dalliance for her in the middle of her normal life. That must suck to be valued so little.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Straw grasping at its finest.

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